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Off Topic / Re: My parents are getting divorced

« on: February 09, 2010, 09:21:43 PM »

make one of them bribe you
ask the dad for a (insertmostwanteditemhere) in exchange for a prefered custody
same with mom

It's too bad they're both low on money.

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Off Topic / Re: My parents are getting divorced

« on: February 09, 2010, 09:08:13 PM »

My parents got divorced. They're in a constant court battle over custody of me.

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Off Topic / Re: Pick up an object near you.

« on: February 09, 2010, 09:02:35 PM »

Ha. I picked up my 50. revolver i use at the shooting range.

Considering it's from you, I highly doubt it.

Besides, it might not be loaded.

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Off Topic / Re: What was the last movie that made you cry?

« on: February 09, 2010, 08:57:52 PM »

I forgot what it was called, but it had extremely graphic scenes of people burning in Hell. I was around 9-10.

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Off Topic / Re: My dog's a drunk.

« on: February 09, 2010, 08:35:47 PM »

Because dogs usually sniff things before deciding to bite.

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Off Topic / Re: Pick up an object near you.

« on: February 09, 2010, 08:18:47 PM »

I picked up a glass Coke bottle. Maybe I could smash the end.

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Off Topic / Re: Is this worth anything?

« on: February 09, 2010, 12:38:03 AM »

I don't think the fact that it was saved before the Hindenburg explosion adds too much, if not anything at all. I'm not sure about everything else.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 09, 2010, 12:31:13 AM »

captain rughugger of the uss enterprise :D

I'm considered the red shirt in my school. :c

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Off Topic / My dog's a drunk.

« on: February 09, 2010, 12:21:54 AM »

I just replaced my dog's water. He drank some of it, and proceeded to go outside to the backyard (he likes to hang out there). I go out to check on him, only to find him licking the spilt beer from my uncle's beer cans. I call him inside, and he goes back in. I browse Facebook, and hear a sound similar to a sponge slowly rubbing against stainless steel. I turn and find my dog licking my uncle's beer can. Wtf.

Discuse.

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Off Topic / Re: Any instrument players out there?

« on: February 08, 2010, 10:01:11 PM »

Wait, what now? O.o;

I dunno.Maybe you should just... go with the flow.

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Off Topic / Re: Any instrument players out there?

« on: February 08, 2010, 09:51:46 PM »

forgetin' lol'd.

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Off Topic / Re: My Dad Is On His Way To The Hospital

« on: February 08, 2010, 09:10:36 PM »

I dunno what I'd do in that situation.

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Off Topic / Re: Version 14 Finally Here!!!

« on: February 08, 2010, 12:01:17 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: Girl trouble

« on: February 08, 2010, 12:00:28 AM »

Stick it in her pooper with the guy she called hot.

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Off Topic / Re: Girl trouble

« on: February 07, 2010, 11:56:34 PM »

Get over it.

I bet you've complimented plenty of girls.

She's most likely just being friendly.

This.