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Off Topic / Re: My bro caught me masterbateing to research.
« on: September 21, 2010, 11:04:41 PM »
And nothing of value was gained that day.
+1 Perception

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Off Topic / Re: My bro caught me masterbateing to research.
« on: September 21, 2010, 11:00:01 PM »
My dad ALMOST walked in on me jerkin' it.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY MIGHT BE UNREADABLE

It was winter, so I had my heavy blankets on my bed. I was fapping really hard, so it got hot. I take the blankets off of me and continue the fapping session. Suddenly, I hear someone grab my bedroom's door knob (we have those old-timey door knobs that need to be locked with a skeleton key). I pull my PJs up, and sit upright so my shadow would help conceal my boner somewhat. He then comes in the room, grabs his boots, and walks out. I felt like I needed to do a victory fap because I realized how good my ninja skills were.

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Off Topic / Re: I have never said these words ever untill now...
« on: September 21, 2010, 10:51:16 PM »
I'm in metal shop, so I can make my own rings.

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Off Topic / Re: Oreos up the ass
« on: September 21, 2010, 09:24:23 PM »
I lol'd, then I wtf'd.

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Off Topic / Re: Adorable Animals
« on: September 21, 2010, 09:15:04 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Modding a robot
« on: September 21, 2010, 09:11:56 PM »
Watch some episodes of Battle Bots. That should give you some ideas.

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Off Topic / Re: Diarrhea.com
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:54:37 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Diarrhea.com
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:48:54 PM »
Erm, what's on there? :o

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Off Topic / Re: The Cancer Killing Youtube.
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:45:50 PM »
Minxi has loving hot tits.
Sorry, what? I was staring at her cleavage.

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Games / Re: Forza Motorsport 3
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:17:25 PM »
I thought the third picture was a photo. :o

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Off Topic / Re: The Cancer Killing Youtube.
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:10:18 PM »
So stuff from other countries that exist in america annoy you? Might as well tear up all the roads, take away all the pizza and melt all the European chocolate.

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Off Topic / Re: The Cancer Killing Youtube.
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:05:35 PM »
Sorry for the bump, but I just have to say this:

LeeroyBlockhead is a tool.

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Off Topic / Re: Law abiding citizen (Hated it rant)
« on: September 20, 2010, 05:44:43 PM »
Packers upset because all the blood rushes to his head on account of being upside-down to the rest of the world all the time.
loving lol'd.

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Off Topic / Re: The Cancer Killing Youtube.
« on: September 20, 2010, 05:36:21 PM »
A majority of audio in YT videos is "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor." WMG never disables those kinds of stuffty videos.

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Off Topic / Re: Skype Prank calls
« on: September 20, 2010, 01:21:03 AM »
marco.sandoval415

I bit too much info, no?

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