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Off Topic / Where will you be when autism strikes?

« on: February 10, 2015, 01:10:38 PM »

Will you be alone with a purse, or a tuna jar? Will you have to piss, but can't go outside of a car? Will you have a lighter and oak leaves in your possession? Maybe you'll be cold and have a pillow-pet instead.

Will you be alone? Will you be in danger?

(Just make other scenarios based on things that have happened in BLF, and I might put it in the OP.)

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Off Topic / I'M BACK, BITCHES!

« on: February 10, 2015, 11:33:40 AM »

TWO loving WEEKS!

Miss me?

That page-stretch thread was an obvious mistake, and it was quite torturous not being able to make topics or partake in the exhilarating (Read: Autistic) conversations here. I'm going to love being active here once more, and thought that I'd make it a blogland post:

The Saturday after my ban was my best friend's birthday party, and I tore/sprained a few back muscles on a trampoline, and it still hurts like a bitch to lay down straight, run, or jump.
stuff, I thought that I could think of more but I can't. Just tell me how much you missed my addition to the autism in these lands.

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Off Topic / SPOILER MEGATHREAD V2 (SPOILERS!)

« on: January 26, 2015, 07:32:58 PM »

I feel sorry for anyone who has looked upon this image, I have found it in 4chan, and I must warn you. This is one of the biggest spoilers of all time.

http://imgur.com/DAj1egf

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Off Topic / I goofed. Badly.

« on: January 16, 2015, 09:27:59 AM »

In my first period class, we were writing on a huge poster board for a cancer patient. Most people were writing "Get well soon" while I decided to write "I hope it doesn't spread."

The class looked at me in disgust, and I didn't even have the time to explain why I wrote that. I could also tell that my crush was rather disappointed in me. All I was able to say was "If it spreads, it gets worse, right?" without being able to fully explain it.

If it doesn't spread, then it won't harm the body further and can easily be surgically removed.  Buuut I don't think that's exactly how leukemia works so...

How forgeted am I? I was planning on asking her out today but I feel like I already forgeted up too badly to ask her.

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Off Topic / There's a pig in my backyard

« on: January 11, 2015, 10:01:07 AM »

It kinda just wandered in there and my parents want to kill it. We can't use a gun because we're in a residential area. The knives that we do have aren't really that sharp. We're calling some help to see if we can capture and slaughter it, but we've already run out of bread that's been keeping it in our back yard.

wat do?

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Off Topic / My dog's getting a bit annoying.

« on: January 07, 2015, 11:51:20 AM »

I have a fairly old Yorkshire Terrier that just won't stop bothering me and I have no clue why.

Most of the times when I'm at the computer, she stands up and scratches the chair and whines to get my attention, and it usually means that she needs to go outside, or that she's hungry/thirsty, but then there are the times when I take her outside, she does nothing. I give her food and water, she doesn't touch them. I put her on my lap while I'm at the computer, and she scratches my arm and tries to jump off. I try getting her to play with her favorite toys, she just stands and stares at me. And if I end up doing all of those, give up and go back to my computer, guess what? She's there, whining to get my attention.

It gets real frustrating when she refuses to leave me alone, and I feel bad when I have to yell at her to go to her bed (Which is close to my chair, within leg's reach.) and she looks sad, walks there, AND THEN COMES BACK TO THE SIDE OF MY CHAIR 5 MINUTES LATER.

She's like 8 years old, and I really don't have any idea what I should do. It's like every other day this happens and it's getting annoying as hell.

wat do?

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Games / steam version of arma 2 mod DayZ refuses to work.

« on: December 26, 2014, 05:10:22 PM »

I just downloaded the steam version of the DayZ mod for Arma 2 and it refuses to let me into any of the servers. It keeps saying that I'm missing a bunch of addon files and that I can't join without them.

I went into the expansion options and enabled "DayZ" and "DayZ for Arma 2" and restarted the game. Now no servers will ever even show up!

Is there any fix for this?

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Off Topic / Quoth the raven;

« on: December 16, 2014, 03:10:05 PM »

Nevermore

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Off Topic / Would aluminum/lead weapons be any good?

« on: December 15, 2014, 09:41:24 AM »

I'm going to start a small smelter and melt aluminum cans and maybe lead things as well, and I'd like to know if aluminum/lead weapons would be of any actual use.

I know that aluminum swords and axes and armor were made with blunt edges as practice weapons, but nothing seems to come up about lead weapons aside from pipes. I could imagine that due to the weight and density of lead that it'd make a useable hammer/mace, but what about an actual edged lead weapon?

What would the uses of these be in actual battles and practice battles?

Will post pictures if I ever do start smelting and smithing.

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Off Topic / Have you ever put butter on a poptart?

« on: December 14, 2014, 05:39:10 PM »

It tastes so fricken good!

I just tried it, and it did taste really good.

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Off Topic / Wallpaper Megathread (Pagestretch Inbound!)

« on: December 10, 2014, 03:35:57 PM »

(My current one, and personal favorite!)





(Look at the truth or dare topic.)


You guys got any good ones?

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Off Topic / I killed a bee.

« on: December 10, 2014, 11:27:15 AM »

No, not my pillowpet. An actual bug.

The little bastard landed on my plate next to my cookie, so I did the proper thing. I drowned him in chocolate milk. He got washed over to a different corner of the plate and was still twitching, so then I put an apple on it. I threw away the plate as soon as I was done with my now-dunked cookie and spicy chicken sandwich.

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Off Topic / Baspot sort of kind of looks like...

« on: December 09, 2014, 09:57:22 AM »

Moot. Yes, the leader of the cigaretteets of 4chan.

They do look somewhat alike



Might just be me, though.

What of badspot suffers a similar fate like Moot and threatens to close BLF after finding out that he's dating a cuckold?

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Off Topic / I need tech support on my belly

« on: December 08, 2014, 07:48:57 AM »

I suck at explaining things so I'll put it like this:

There's a bus full of douche-bags with guns that shoot up wherever they are, they drive to my belly shooting everything up and drop off one douche-bag that continues shooting stuff up. It constantly does this until there's a small number of douche-bags left on the bus, then the bus stops coming for about two minutes and then comes back fully loaded with more douche-bags and the cycle continues.

I ate a tums, that didn't help. I pissed, that relieved some pressure but didn't help much otherwise.

Whenever the bus comes, I seize and clench my stomach, and my stomach always starts growling before the bus returns.


wat do?

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Off Topic / forget, I missed it!

« on: December 07, 2014, 10:40:55 AM »

2030th post for me... Goddamn I wish I was paying closer attention.