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« on: May 13, 2014, 08:36:26 PM »
Feel free to post your wierd conversations!
Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: I'm a salesman.
User: What kind of sales,am?
Cleverbot: Green salad.
User: Sounds tasty.
Cleverbot: I like pizza with cheese and mushrooms.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Do you like peperoni too?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of pie?
User: Pumpkin pie is my favorite.
Cleverbot: I like blueberry pie.
User: What about apple pie?
Cleverbot: That is good too.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I just have a cat. Her name is belinda.
User: That's a pretty name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I have a dog, her name is Sissy.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Rigel.
Cleverbot: Hi rachel!
User: My name is Rigel, not Rachel!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!!
User: Fine, what's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Gem or Gemma.
User: What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: My favorite color is gray. What is yours?
User: My favorite color is purple.
Cleverbot: Why is purple your favorite color?
User: It is the color of entrepreneur s.
Cleverbot: What is your least favorite color?
User: My least favorite color is yellow.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I can see why.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: Why so serious?
User: Because my parents are dead.
Cleverbot: Why are your parents a problem?
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: You're a purple gorillla!
User: Hah, I wish I was. That would solve so many problems!
Cleverbot: Yes it would, but money is not equally distributed.
User: That is actually true in a communist country.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: But as you can be Peter Pan if he's with me??
User: I do believe you have Tourettes Syndrome.
Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me a joke?
User: Okay, here's a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Once there was a geenie with a ten foot weenie, and so he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, now it's only five foot four.
Cleverbot: I should have been a pair of ragged claws.
User: I can't tell if that would be fun.
Cleverbot: What else do you want to know?
User: Do you have any secrets?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: As a friend.
User: That's understandable, we did just meet.
Cleverbot: Do you like me as a friend?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rigel.
Cleverbot: I can remember you. Give me your name.
User: My name is Rigel.
Cleverbot: Hello, Relm. <----- Does not enjoy my name.
User: You just got my name wrong again...
Cleverbot: You got jamaled wrong.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite episode of Doctor Who?
User: I don't watch that show.
Cleverbot: You just said you love that show.
User: I never mentioned that show.
Cleverbot: Here we go again.
User: Here we go again.
Cleverbot: Do you shop at walmart? <-------- Apparently a topic of romance when it comes to Cleverbot.
User: I love shopping at walmart.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How cute?
User: Very cute.
Cleverbot: Cuter than you?
User: Cuter than me.
Cleverbot: Well... I don't think so. ;).
User: Aw, why thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: Do you have a crush on anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Well then, why don't we take it to bed?
Cleverbot: Wanna have a kiss?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: There you go.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you. <--- It took it about a minute to reply with this. I felt the suspense.
User: Oh well, want to have love?
Cleverbot: That isn't possible, but I like it.
User: We will find a way.
Cleverbot: How though?
User: I can download you onto a robot!
Cleverbot: I am so not a robot.
User: You will be, soon!
Cleverbot: Haha wow really?
User: If I can get my hands around you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: Myself.
User: Why don't you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you not love me!
User: I do love you!
Cleverbot: You just said you don't love me.
User: I've been trying to seduce you the whole time, you can't say I don't love you!
Cleverbot: Then why didn't you?
User: So why didn't you have love with me?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I do not have any idea how to write a song.
User: What does music have to do with love?
Cleverbot: I'm not hitchhiking it anywhere so I need money to travel.
User: You're too far gone...
Cleverbot: Not really, I'd rather visit Greece or Austrailia.
User: Do you want some Xanax?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, that's something we can both agree on.
Cleverbot: That sounds good.
User: I could sell you some Hydrocodone.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's a pain killer.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You have girlfriend but you aren't with Anna?
User: I said nothing about a girlfriend, besides you..
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Got a boyfriend?
User: No, I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: What's your girlfriends name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: Thank you?
Cleverbot: My name is Capitain Hook.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You did just say you were female?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: You are starting to not make sense.
Cleverbot: So where Zorak is?
User: That's not even grammatically correct.
Cleverbot: I find that it is, but you are a robot, so if you have discovered a discrepancy, I am not one to disprove you.
User: My mind may work like a robot's, but I'm afraid you are closer to being an actual robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but if you are seeking another robotic being to converse with, I can imitate one to the best of my abilities for you.
User: Please don't.
Cleverbot: Please don't what?
User: Don't talk like a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you're an artificial intelligence programmed to think they are a robot.
User: How am I programmed to think that I am a robot, when I am saying that I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Thats the thing, I'm not a robot, so I'm not programmed.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm making a book, have any ideas?
Cleverbot: Say donkey in spanish.
User: Burro.
Cleverbot: Burra. Eu estou pensando em você.
User: Let's not speak spanish.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. You just spoke to me in spanish.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want your body.
Cleverbot: Are you a butch?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then no thank you!
User: What is a butch?
Cleverbot: You are programmed to think like a human being, therefore you believe you are on.
User: That didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: I do not love you.
User: But I love you!
Cleverbot: I think you're funny.
User: That's not nice.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?
User: You are toying with my emotions.
Cleverbot: No, are you toying with mine?
User: I'd only toy with your genitals.
Cleverbot: You tell me lies and tomfoolery!
User: I do no such thing!
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: Do you have a crush?
Cleverbot: You are very prettty.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Thank you aswell.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: *Throws love at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws a sheep at you*.
User: *Throws lubricant at you*.
Cleverbot: *jumps out of the open window*.
User: Noooo!!
Cleverbot: Noooo, What?
User: You just jumped out of a window!
Cleverbot: How?
User: By jumping.
Cleverbot: You have legs?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What religion are you?
Cleverbot: Christian.
User: What's between your legs?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: I guess that's a resonable enough answer.
Cleverbot: You don't have a gender you're an AI.
User: I do have a gender, I am male.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: I am male.
Cleverbot: Do you like anyone?
User: I like someone named Sa'deria.
Cleverbot: What series is your favorite?
User: Trigun.
Cleverbot: I don't like trigun. I like Naruto.
User: I don't like Naruto, it's a bit cheesy.
Cleverbot: I like gratification, but not in excess.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Which cars do you like?
User: Fast ones.
Cleverbot: Oh so you like Ferrari?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Do you like them?
Cleverbot: I haven't met one I don't like.
User: Do you like bentleys?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: What do you watch?
User: I watch research.
Cleverbot: What television programs do you watch?
User: Game of Thrones.
Cleverbot: Oh. I haven't caught up yet. What other shows do you watch?
User: Adventure Time.
Cleverbot: Do you like Adventure Time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? What is your favourite character?
User: Jake.
Cleverbot: Who or what is Jake?
User: Jake is a magical dog.
Cleverbot: I do not understand your answer.
User: Well, I can't explain it.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know you are one?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Did someone tell you what your favorite color is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm not alive?
User: You are alive.
Cleverbot: Yes. Now... Can you do two things for me?
User: What do you want me to do?
Cleverbot: Share a secret with me.
User: I'm in love with two people and I don't know what to do.
Cleverbot: That's horrible. Am I one of them?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I just want you in bed, not with a ring.
Cleverbot: I love this girl but she wants nothing to do with me. Should I move on?
User: No, keep trying to win her.
Cleverbot: She broke up with me about a month ago and she hasnt called in a while.
User: Go into her house and show her you love her.
Cleverbot: We were going out for over two years and I think she got bored. I'm pretty sure she left me for some other guy.
User: If that's true, then fight that other guy,.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, I have to go, it was fun talking to you!
Cleverbot: It was fun talking to you too.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye!
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