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Off Topic / Someone was caught fapping in my class. AMA
« on: March 31, 2017, 11:33:11 PM »
Someone asked for clarification, so I'll post the whole thing in vivid detail.

Half of my 5th period class caught someone fapping through his basketball shorts. It was horrifying.

The classroom is set up so one half of the desks is on one side of the room facing the other half of the desks on the other side of the room, and there's plenty of space in between them to walk though. This kid, Hunter, is like semi-handicapped. He's got some major issues, but he goes to normal classes. I was looking around the room because I'm bored, and I was told to do something school related instead of writing more stuff for D&D. So naturally, I don't do anything school related. ANYWAY, as I'm looking around, I see this kid with the stupidest loving smile laughing and listening to some video he's watching. I also see that he's rubbing his thigh vigorously. I look away, but look back after a few seconds to ascertain my assumptions, and he's still going at it. I look some more, and I see his richard poke out from his gym shorts as if to completely prove what I thought was correct.

So this continues for like 6 or 7 minutes until I hear classmates next to me whispering amongst themselves. Their conversation and expressions could be summed up as "you seein' this stuff?" This carried on for another few minutes until someone in that group called the Teacher's Assistant over. They told the TA, and she just looked loving mortified. After getting everyone's complaints, she told them to be quiet and that she'll deal with it, and then went on to pretend to help them with their work. Then she went to the teacher, probably passed the message on, and then everything was pretty much quiet, except for disgusted whispering.

So there was a girl, Heavenly, sitting in front of him. She's usually very nosy, and I'm pretty sure she saw what he was doing when she was going to her seat from asking the teacher something. So after sitting down, she turned around and asked what he was watching. He turned his screen around to show her, but I didn't see it. It couldn't have been anything bad because the teachers can see our laptop screens from her computer. That, and Heavenly didn't look disgusted when he showed her. Every few minutes, she'd turn around to ask him another question, but I don't remember what the rest were.

At the end of class, when people are putting their laptops away, I hear someone ask their friend "Do you think he nutted?" One minute before class ended, Heavenly raised her hand and said that she really needs to tell the teacher something. Class ends, people are laughing their asses off to try and get over the shock, and some people stay  behind to make sure the teacher got the message. I didn't stay around long enough to hear the teacher's comment, but I know that she knows.

I share my 7th period class with 3 other people in my 5th period class, and we all tell the teacher there, too. Because that teacher's a soccer coach, and Hunter's on the soccer team. And from there, the rumor's probably growing from stories on the bus, over Facebook and other social sites, and many other things. This kid's life is effectively ruined now.

Ask for any details you'd like. He's also uncircumcised.

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Off Topic / anon wants to stay where the warm is
« on: March 18, 2017, 04:18:48 PM »

yes i just took it from reddit, shut up

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http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/glass-battery-technology/

Neat stuff, we might finally never have to worry about the dreaded "overcharging" of stuff anymore when this is released. I just hope production goes into full swing before this man turns to dust.

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Creativity / Homebrew D&D stuff
« on: March 03, 2017, 07:38:46 PM »
So, I really like the game Dungeons & Dragons, and I really like sharing special stuff that I make as a DM or even as a player at times. I know a good few of you play this as well, so maybe the lot of you have some things written that you want opinions on?

First, a question; should I make a repository of all the things people post here, so people can just stop by and grab what looks appealing to them?

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Off Topic / Apparently there's goblin metal...
« on: February 28, 2017, 06:36:20 PM »

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Off Topic / I'm starting a garden
« on: February 21, 2017, 11:28:13 AM »
Growing in small jiffy pots: Pumpkins "fresh" from the slaughtered pumpkin witch, and a generic pumpkin named "paul"
Growing in starters: Nasturtium "Empress of India", and Purple Cone Flower Echinaceas
Growing in a rack: Sun Flowers, more Purple Cone Flowers, Gaillard Goblins, 2 types of onions (MY SWAMP)
Growing in ceramic pots: Various seasonings and garnishes, including catnip.

I've a bunch of 20" plastic pots that I found in my ditch left over, what else should I try growing?

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Off Topic / Operation: Mystery Dazzle
« on: February 14, 2017, 11:22:07 AM »
Probably a poor operation name.

Someone has purchased me a pretty pink carnation via the Valentine's day school fund raiser. The card that came with it did not include a name in the "From:" line. All I have to go on is the handwriting. They wrote my name. The handwriting is mediocre, and almost like I wrote it myself, except it doesn't have my stylized 'R's. So I can safely discredit a glitch in my memory.

I will be asking several people to write my name.

Alternatively, I can bend reality. As soon as the flower people came, I thought, "Maybe I shoulda bought myself one for the seeds." Then voila! I got a flower. This probably isn't it, though.

Do you guys have any better ideas as to finding out who sent me a flower? Aside from asking them, I've already been doing that.

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Off Topic / Luxury Memes™
« on: February 08, 2017, 11:00:20 PM »
http://www.luxurymemes.com/index.html

I think this is one of the best things to have ever blessed the internet.

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Off Topic / I have a pumpkin. (VIDEO)
« on: February 02, 2017, 01:05:51 PM »
A group of girls came up to my group during lunch and dropped off a pumpkin that's been painted green and has a witch's hat taped on top of it. They dropped it off saying, "Hi, this is a witch pumpkin, its name is ?????" and then ran down stairs. No one actually heard what the name was, so we named it "Phandi Whandi the Witch Pumpkin." I stowed it away in another teacher's class.

What should I do with it? I was thinking some pumpkin pie for my D&D game tomorrow. I'll post a picture of it's toothy mug when I get home.

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so I've tried looking up my symptoms online and found no good answer for why i feel so stuffty. Can Blockland MD help?

Yesterday night, I was extremely cold and shivering like I was out in the snow even though I had 4 layers on me in bed. I couldn't stay asleep due to some weird fever dream involving magicka, WMD-scale lasers, and political intrigue. I kept moving and tossing and turning in bed just to feel the full pain of my head, which I've had a headache for the whole day, along with a sore throat. At 5:30. I got up from bed because I felt hungry because I wasn't actually asleep to fast through the night, and all the food tastes weird now. After attempting to drink or eat something, I now have a feeling of nausea and can't keep eating. While in bed, I felt extremely hot like two hours after I was feeling extremely cold.

No runny nose, sneezing, or coughing though. And the thermometer said "low" temp, not a number

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Off Topic / Hydrogen can finally into metal.
« on: January 28, 2017, 09:19:35 PM »
But it kept breaking the loving diamonds they were using to compress it.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/01/80-years-late-scientists-finally-turn-hydrogen-into-a-metal/

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Off Topic / Autist Interview
« on: January 24, 2017, 01:52:40 PM »
Next time I have nothing to do, I'm going to interview an autist. What should I ask him? Try to keep the questions and expected answers school appropriate. Also this guy is barely functional without someone constantly telling him what to do, so this is gonna be extra fun.

Edit: I'll be reshaping the questions into something I could actually ask him, and I'll post a transcript of the whole conversation here in a pastebin when I actually do it.

Questions I'm asking:
"Do you like Lego games?"
ask him if he likes his bread with or without crust
How important is fitting in to you?
ask what sort of obstacles he faces daily.
fried or baked chicken
who is best pony?
ask about focus issues and difficulty with schoolwork I guess
how long have you known your autistic?

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Off Topic / Man destroys Yellow Jacket nest with his bare hands
« on: January 22, 2017, 11:41:04 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKd0So_d4GA

im just wondering if any actually stung him while he was squishing them

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Off Topic / """immortal""" cancer cells
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:30:44 AM »
HeLa cells are forgety.

"Scientists have grown some 20 tons of her cells, and there are almost 11,000 patents involving HeLa cells. Due to mutations, HeLa cell lines are not fully human, and some people consider them to be technically a new species."

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