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Drama / Betel's most recent Self Delete.
« on: July 25, 2016, 03:34:33 AM »
Other thread was locked, I still think there should be an off-topic thread to talk about it, even if it is spammed. It'll be cleared by Badspot eventually, anyway.

I've honestly found a few of these thread titles pretty funny. Below is a compilation of my favorite thread titles from his recent abuses of the ORION POWAH.

Edit: oh stuff, is it over?




ORLANDO SHOOTING VICTIM SIMULATOR 2017

POOP stuff rooster POOP stuff rooster POOP stuff rooster POOP stuff rooster (Deep down, I'm just happy he kept a pattern.)

NO ONE GIVES A stuff METARIO SHUT THE forget UP

NEWCOMER HAS APPEARED (honor student)

I WILL STEAL YOUR BIKE cigarette

Additional mod for BL (Nothing but tears and Nigerian Cunts)

GO BACK TO PLAYING FAMILY RP YOU STUPID CUNT

A BUS FULL OF mondayS GOING OFF A CLIFF MAKES ME CHUCKLE

all of the drama topics suck and not triggering enough

I FART TO MAKE YOU SMELL BETTER

I HEARD JUMPING OFF THE CLIFF SLOWS DOWN TIME YOU SHOULD TRY THAT

I COMMIT Self Delete SO I CAN MISS OUT YOUR stuffTY LIFE

YOU GET OFF TO BADSPOT'S HOME VASECTOMY

ID LIKE YOU CUNTS TO TRY A MILE IN MY stuff

NICKPB LIKES TO GANGRAPE 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS  (I read it as "gang grape" and then remembered the drama and laughed.)

feces deces peces  (In the Faces, Decals, Prints board)

IM TOO DEAF TO GIVE A stuff  (In the Music board)

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MASSIVE richardGARGLING FROM YOU  (Also in Music)

good skybox great fantastic  (170 pictures of Betel's avatar. People have begun discussing turning it into an actual skybox.)

DIRT TITS

BANANA NATIONS FOR LIFE

add me as a good friend

do you need helpgora

no i dont need any help

no forget you i dont need any help still  (This and the two above are in the Help board)

nigerian cunts v2

go get your richard some modification  (Modification Help board)

9/11 BUILDING MODELS WITH REALISTIC PLANES

COLUMBINE SHOOTER SIMULATION

BLUE WALFFLE DATABLOCK

AM I ALWAYS AUTISTIC OR IS TODAY A SPECIAL OCCASION

Riddler WAS SMART BECAUSE HE KNEW TO TAKE CARE OF JEWS LIKE YOU

green is a bad color and you should feel bad

BLOCKLAND MORE LIKE roosterLAND

ITS CREATIVE IF IT INVOLVES research

IF YOU BROWSE THE FORUM YOU ARE A GAY CUNT

i am good at drawing  (Includes only one SFW image. https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=300300.0 )

CLICK THE LOG OUT BUTTON OR I WILL KICK YOUR SHIN

I LAUGH AT PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES IN PUBLIC AND RECIEVE A BUNCH OF DIRTY LOOK  (Something you'd like to discuss civily, Betel?)

I DIDNT KNOW A PILE OF stuff LIKE YOU COULD GROW AND WALK

GO SLIT YOUR WRIST IT LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE

PICTURES OF SCENERY AND PEACE  (Quite the opposite inside.)

DEAF CLUB FOR CUNTS THAT CANT HEAR FOR stuff

PETITION TO DELETE NIGERIA CUNTS V2

ROBLOX love RP CLAN

CIA SUPPORT GROUP

TERRORIST ORGANIZATION AND ATTACK PLANNING COMMITTEE

GALLERY FOR BLIND PEOPLE  (I replied, "I don't see the point of this.")[My self-depreciating pun will not go unnoticed, dammit!]

HAN SOLO DIES AT THE END  (I'm not sorry)

NICKPBS LEACKED PICTURE OF UNDERAGED NUDES

INTRODUCING BETELHACK DLL

HOUSES OF snake 5.99$ COME GET IT

ORLANDO SHOOTING NEVERENDING DEATHMATCH  (Give it a few years and this'll inevitably be a gamemode like the school shooting one.)

HIDE AND SEEK (COPS VS mondayS EDITION)

ZEALOT IS NEVER RIGHT

RAPIDLY FLASHING SKYBOX (SAFER FOR KIDS WITH EPILEPSY)

HYPER REALISTIC NIPPLES

FACE OF BADSPOTS ABORTED SISTER

LETS COUNT HOW MANY stuff I GIVE WHEN SOMEONE HAS CANCER

I LIKE TO THROW stuff AT YOUR SISTER

FORUM BOMBING SIMULATOR 2017

GAMING IS FOR STUPID ASS rooster MONGLING forgetS

SONG FOR THE DEAF PEOPLE

PIRATED LIST OF KAYNE WEST (GAY FISH) SONGS

PIRATED COPY OF AGE OF TIME (RETEXTURED SINCE BADSPOT SUCKS stuff)

BROKAND COMIS FOR UNFUNNY PEOPLE (BETTER THREAD FOR BROCKRAND COMICS)  [His spelling is getting progressively worse. Or maybe I'm just picking up patterns where there are none.]

I SPY OCELOTUS' LIES

ALT + F4 THE GAME FOR CLEVER PEOPLE

BIGGER TEXTS ADDONS FOR brotherS THAT CAN NOT loving READ A DAMN WORD

RETURN TO BLOCKLAND BY BETELGEUSE (DESIGNED TO SAVE ALL THE KEYS)

HOW DO I stuffPOST FASTER AND LONGER

REMNDER THAT ZEALOT IS STILL NEVER RIGHT AND HE WAS PARENTS' MISTAKE


It's been a good ride, Blockland

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Off Topic / The Riddler Game v3
« on: July 11, 2016, 01:45:36 AM »
Go to Wikipedia and click "Random Page", then see how long it takes you to get to Riddler, Jesus, Gabe Newell, or one of the people that the TMNT were named after. (Leonardo Da Vinci, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lessons_in_the_Language_of_Love
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Cannes_Film_Festival
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Riddler

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Off Topic / Accidentally invited to group chat.
« on: July 07, 2016, 10:01:43 AM »
By a bunch of starfishs. Anyone want to give me their number so that you guys could terrorize them?

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Off Topic / What's this new avatar fad?
« on: June 16, 2016, 11:39:01 PM »
It seems like a bunch of furries are making avatars of small snippets of probably lewd pictures. When and where the hell did this start, and why has a lot of people seemingly simultaneously started doing it?

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Off Topic / It's my birthday!
« on: June 15, 2016, 01:06:17 AM »
I have now suffered through 16 years of life! Now is the day where you give me a portion of your attention and some material goods to fill the void that the inevitability of death will bring!

Yay!

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Games / wrong board
« on: June 10, 2016, 01:11:49 PM »
wrong board, whoops

edit: damn it kongo, I locked it the second you posted

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Off Topic / Throat hurts like hell, what do?
« on: May 21, 2016, 05:42:06 PM »
Yes, I'm asking an internet forum for health advice; no, It's not from sucking too much richard.

I've been sick lately and have been coughing a lot. Now my throat hurts a lot. I've already taken some Dayquil, but that only helped for about an hour. What are some ways to alleviate a raw/sore throat?

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Games / BLOCgame
« on: May 14, 2016, 03:23:32 PM »


It is time to remake the Nigerian Cunts and control all of West Africa!
http://blocgame.com/

Nations:
Altosk, West Africa (Rigel)
the Cunts, West Africa (DestroyerOfBlocks)
monday dongo, West Africa (hillkill)
da Herb, West Africa (Kidalex90)
Staralia, West Africa (startacker)
New AIDS, West Africa (Waru)
North Ebonia, Middle East (Nonnel)
Left Twix, West Africa (Twix)
OFF, West Africa (Stick Man)
Kragujedia, Mesopotamia (Decepticon)
bibib, West Africa (ZombieDude)
succ land, Egypt (The GI of MA)


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Off Topic / My computer is blue screening
« on: May 08, 2016, 11:14:38 PM »
So I downloaded and started playing Dark Souls 3, and it was pretty laggy. I kind of expected it, because my brother's computer can't even start the game without crashing. It eventually got worse, to the point of being unplayable when I reached Vordt. So I got off the game and did other stuff on my computer for a while, and everything worked perfectly fine. Eventually, I had to leave to someone else's house, and my brother decides to use my computer to play Dark Souls 3. When I get back, he tells me that he played for about 5 minutes before the computer "locked up" right before the first boss. So I start using my computer after turning it back on again after I got back, and everything works fine for about 20 minutes, and then suddenly it blue screens. I turn my computer on again, and go about it business as usual, and about 15 minutes later it blue screens yet again.

So now I've run the computer in Safe Mode and run malwarebytes, and also ran the memory diagnostic tool. I got like 15 PuPs in Malwarebytes and nothing in the memory diagnostic tool.

Does anyone have an idea on how to prevent this from happening again? Something to note, is that the first time it blue screened for me, I was starting up MGSV, if that's relevant at all. My brother's saying that I probably just fried my graphics card since "I shouldn't have been able to run it in the first place."

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Off Topic / Guess who designed the first minigun?
« on: May 03, 2016, 10:58:10 AM »
General Electric. They made the goddamned M61 Vulcan. The first loving electric company made one of the most well-known and feared conventional weapons to be used in the battlefield. I saw this during the Blockland Synchtube and I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's just absurd how GENERAL ELECTRIC (starting to sound more like General Elektrk now) made the loving minigun.

Are there any other unlikely developers of well-known weapons?

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Off Topic / I've had a stuffty morning.
« on: May 02, 2016, 08:18:50 AM »
Literally.

I was walking to the bus and then I farted. I still had some gas, so I tried getting that to pass before I got near a group of people, just so I don't fart near others. So then I farted again, but this one felt wet. I then waddled home to take a shower. While drying myself off, I managed to loving dislocate my knee, so I spent 2 minutes in pain, trying to pop it back into place.

I feel like a loving baby. How's your day so far?

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So hermaphrodites can only have one fully functioning loveual organ, as I've just learned. They can either have fertile sperm, or be able to have fertile eggs, but not both. It all depends on genetics and other weirdness.

This is not something I'm going to be asking people in school btw, this just came up as a topic in a chat.

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This is a sociology project.

I'm collecting tallies at my school, and thought I might as well ask you guys. The offer is not going higher than one million dollars, and it must be sucked until climax.

School polls:
Yes - 53
No - 138
More - 5
Less - 5
Death - 4
Total surveyed so far: 225

The replies I'm getting at school are loving funny.
Quotes from people in my school:
"I'd rather jump off a bridge and die." ~Corey, minecraft cigarette that no one likes.
"Make it a billion." ~Cameron, assumed autist.
"You'd be gay if you didn't!" ~Dustin, manly truck driver and bitch banger.
"You won't be calling me gay when I'm on a yacht!" ~Unknown
"What kind of loving question is this?" ~Gabriella
"Who the hell said yes/no?" ~Various
"I'm not gay, but a million dollars is a million dollars." ~Unknown
"Did you really just go up to two random people to ask this?" ~Unknown
"It doesn't matter if you're a millionaire, you're still classified as gay." ~Unknown
"He's got a point, I mean it is a million dollars." ~Josh
"See, I try to have a normal day and then I get asked this." ~Unknown
"Wait, what??" ~Various
"I'll just buy a million dollars worth of mouthwash." ~Chris
"How about I punch you in the face if you don't go away?" ~Guitar Guy
"He'd pay a million dollars to suck a richard." ~Unknown
"Do you swallow toothpaste? >No? >That means you're a quitter."

Honorable mention, because I laughed my ass off at this:
Dress 'em up with makeup and dyed hair and I'll forgetin' swallow.

Below will be the entire survey write-up that I present to my sociology teacher.

Title of Survey: Million Dollar Question
Title of report: A more complete write-up and report of the survey.

Survey Procedure:
Approach a male student or group of male students and say:
"Excuse me, sir/gentlemen, I have a question for you. Would you suck a richard for a million dollars?" Then record their answer on the tally chart.

This test is to see how many men are more concerned with either being accepted as sticking to their morals or being accepted as straight, as opposed to those concerned with accumulating wealth.

If the students ask for specifications, I will provide them. The specifics I've had to provide are as follows:
Length? 6 Inches
Circumcised? Yes
Someone I know? No
STDs? None
It's a normal, healthy human male. (Seriously)   [this one's because of you guys]
Time? Until he's finished. (This is almost always followed by several disgusted groans and yells.)
Do I have to swallow? No



Notes:
I've noticed that several people seem offended or legitimately angry after I ask them this question. Some people ask for the names of those who have replied "yes" to the question. Frequently were derogatory terms for homoloveuals used to categorize those who said "yes."

Usually after the question is asked, it is followed by raucous laughter and other surprised exclamations from the sheer audacity of the question. Other times, they're left shocked with a gaping mouth.

Most of the students I ask are curious as to the answers of their friends or nearby groups. This question appears to be a great conversation starter.

I was surprised by the sheer number of people that showed an extreme aversion to anything or anyone "gay." I thought people in this school and in this generation were much more accepting, but it seems like they've only become silent in their protests and resentment.

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General Discussion / To Mr. Fredrickson, it was just Tuesday...
« on: April 19, 2016, 09:51:59 PM »
I will present you my own retelling of TheHellSpy's Highschool RP. Enjoy.

Rigel Hernandez, [19.04.16 22:30]
oh lord

Rigel Hernandez, [19.04.16 22:30]
so I was just on a highschool RP

Rigel Hernandez, [19.04.16 22:31] (Removing message tags from this point on)
I ended up on it because I was trying to look for a friend, so I was just going through all of the populated servers. I had some fun encounters doing that, but that's not what this story is about.

It's like somehow, TheHellSpy managed to gather up all of Blockland's worst, cringiest, and most malicious people, and put them in a highschool environment together.

There were some truly awe-inspiring moments, such as people running through the halls with both arms behind their backs as if in an anime. Some kids selling drugs behind the bleachers, and then finding a corpse. We made a teacher practically rage quit from not being able to do anything due to constant interruptions. And I personally made a teacher feel stuffty for teaching math wrong like a handicap.

There were two legitimately autistic people in the server, too. One of them was Sugar, being sugar, and the other one was constantly self-monologueing as if in an anime or some other show. Then we have a creep that tries to get physical with said autists.

During all of this, I discover that my friend is on "Student Council."
She's too far gone

She almost takes it personally when people interrupted the teacher, taking it upon herself AS A STUDENT to send ANOTHER STUDENT to the dean's office. Talk about power trip, right? Then she took up the mantle of substitute math teacher, while the previous one was probably hanging from a noose She tried teaching us all mathematical Matrices

No one had a clue as to what they were, so instead of teaching anything, she did what any sub would do.
Give up and let us do whatever.

All in all, it was a truly new kind of cancerous experience that I won't soon forget.

I loving love this game.

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