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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock
« on: May 21, 2015, 09:43:58 PM »Did you lose?No, I finally got my skins. The bots were just being gay. I won a 10c FT SSG Abyss.
Yay me
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Games / Re: Hot Video Game Babes
« on: May 21, 2015, 06:48:51 PM »
Why no gardevoir?
I demand gardevoir!
I demand gardevoir!
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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock
« on: May 21, 2015, 04:44:16 PM »UPDATE:I'll take that offer
Will trade:
For anything!
Also, wtf csgolounge, I want my betting returns already
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Off Topic / I dissected a rat today.
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:01:08 PM »
The smell in the room was horrible, it was a particularly nasty chemical smell that would have reminded one of a morgue. The teacher game my group a particularly large rat, and I assumed that it was because of it being bloated. Right after the first incision, a bunch of fluid began leaking out of the slit. After making the rest of the cuts to open up the rat, I rinsed it, and flipped it over to drain it. No one else in my group wanted to do any of the cutting, so I was the only one to ever even touch the scissors and scalpel.
During the dissection, we were tested on different parts, first, before the cutting, was the surface organs. Easy enough, teats, pinna, vibrisae, star fish. Then on the inside, we had to find the heart, lungs, trachea, and thymus gland. I didn't realize that I didn't cut through the ribs with the scalpel, so the teacher just came along and ripped it's ribs in half. Almost the entire period later, we finished with the abdomen portion of the dissection. Then we saw a bunch of spherical things within the rat, and the teacher said that it was pregnant. I thought those were kidneys at first, but after hearing that, I just stared at the cadaver in disbelief. I'm surprised I didn't puke after finding that out.
TL;DR: I dissected a rat and found out it was pregnant, almost puked.
Anyone else have dissection stories?
During the dissection, we were tested on different parts, first, before the cutting, was the surface organs. Easy enough, teats, pinna, vibrisae, star fish. Then on the inside, we had to find the heart, lungs, trachea, and thymus gland. I didn't realize that I didn't cut through the ribs with the scalpel, so the teacher just came along and ripped it's ribs in half. Almost the entire period later, we finished with the abdomen portion of the dissection. Then we saw a bunch of spherical things within the rat, and the teacher said that it was pregnant. I thought those were kidneys at first, but after hearing that, I just stared at the cadaver in disbelief. I'm surprised I didn't puke after finding that out.
TL;DR: I dissected a rat and found out it was pregnant, almost puked.
Anyone else have dissection stories?
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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play X-COM Long War
« on: May 19, 2015, 07:48:08 PM »
Aw, no psi-rape for me?
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Off Topic / Re: snake inspection day (?)
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:47:45 PM »Relevant: http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/18/us/orlando-college-sued-forced-vaginal-exams/index.htmlGives a whole new meaning to playing doctor. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Off Topic / Re: Complaint against Badspot
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:14:36 PM »
I've made one of my brother.
I recently had the fortunate experience of being enlightened (or educated) as to what evil Pedro M. Barrios II is currently conspiring to unleash upon the world. I would now like to share that experience with you. Unlike Pedro's snippy, intrusive screeds, what I'm about to write is supported in scientific scholarship by overwhelming evidence. For instance, Pedro's comrades are unified under a common goal. That goal is to create problems that our grandchildren will have to live with. I assume that everyone reading this is already intimately familiar with the notion that Pedro does not represent a model of collegiality, circumspection, or discretion. Hence, I'll spare you the sordid details and say only that Pedro has one-upped George Washington in that he cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, he's too poxy to distinguish between the two.
Pedro is exceedingly loveist-to-the-core, insufferable, yawping, supercilious, myopic, vain, homophobic, fractious, noisome, and furciferous. Sorry for the synathroesmus, but our path is set. By this, I mean that in order to encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community, we must plant markers that define the limits of what is insidious and what is not. I consider that requirement a small price to pay because Pedro's secret passion is to create a desolation and call it peace. For shame!
Just as when something flies in the direction of your eyes, your eyelids close instantly and of their own accord, so too does Pedro instinctively and automatically spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. He exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. Let me end by stating simply that Pedro M. Barrios II's co-conspirators are a bunch of drooling simpletons who p-spot themselves before their beloved Pedro. I'll leave it at that.
I recently had the fortunate experience of being enlightened (or educated) as to what evil Pedro M. Barrios II is currently conspiring to unleash upon the world. I would now like to share that experience with you. Unlike Pedro's snippy, intrusive screeds, what I'm about to write is supported in scientific scholarship by overwhelming evidence. For instance, Pedro's comrades are unified under a common goal. That goal is to create problems that our grandchildren will have to live with. I assume that everyone reading this is already intimately familiar with the notion that Pedro does not represent a model of collegiality, circumspection, or discretion. Hence, I'll spare you the sordid details and say only that Pedro has one-upped George Washington in that he cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, he's too poxy to distinguish between the two.
Pedro is exceedingly loveist-to-the-core, insufferable, yawping, supercilious, myopic, vain, homophobic, fractious, noisome, and furciferous. Sorry for the synathroesmus, but our path is set. By this, I mean that in order to encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community, we must plant markers that define the limits of what is insidious and what is not. I consider that requirement a small price to pay because Pedro's secret passion is to create a desolation and call it peace. For shame!
Just as when something flies in the direction of your eyes, your eyelids close instantly and of their own accord, so too does Pedro instinctively and automatically spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. He exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. Let me end by stating simply that Pedro M. Barrios II's co-conspirators are a bunch of drooling simpletons who p-spot themselves before their beloved Pedro. I'll leave it at that.
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Off Topic / Re: Complaint against Badspot
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:59:13 PM »Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that anyone who believes that NessNet commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface is kidding himself. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to.I've only read this part.
What the absolute forget.
I demand one made about me.
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Off Topic / Re: snake inspection day (?)
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:53:41 PM »
Why hasn't this been posted yet?
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Off Topic / Re: what is your current biological wellbeing-ness
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:38:11 PM »
This is one of those posts, where OP utters a bunch of error-filled bullstuff, but still gets his point across.
Good job.
Anyway, my knee hurts, and I have a craving for chocolate milk.
Good job.
Anyway, my knee hurts, and I have a craving for chocolate milk.
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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock
« on: May 16, 2015, 10:26:36 AM »
jungle dash for me please
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Astarfishe
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Astarfishe
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Off Topic / Re: Some kid stole my earbuds
« on: May 16, 2015, 10:23:42 AM »
loving call the police already, damn.
Are all people handicaps when it comes to authority? Just tell the police that your stuff was stolen by an starfish in school, they'll likely jump at the chance to ruin a kid's life.
Are all people handicaps when it comes to authority? Just tell the police that your stuff was stolen by an starfish in school, they'll likely jump at the chance to ruin a kid's life.
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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)
« on: May 16, 2015, 10:13:17 AM »
You get a locked lock, only the key that you inserted can unlock it.
I insert an adamantium strand.
I insert an adamantium strand.
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Off Topic / Re: Sucky teachers
« on: May 16, 2015, 10:11:52 AM »
My cousin has a spanish teacher that yells at people for speaking spanish in her class.
She got her own classroom to be a special snowflake.
She got her own classroom to be a special snowflake.
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Off Topic / Re: just let it all out 1
« on: May 16, 2015, 10:01:24 AM »
Oh dear god, McJob!
Just make a speech to whomever is in charge, like the administration and such, because it's obvious that they likely don't give two forgets about education, and just want the money.
Just make a speech to whomever is in charge, like the administration and such, because it's obvious that they likely don't give two forgets about education, and just want the money.