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Off Topic / Re: 3 Plans for Valentine's Day

« on: February 13, 2015, 12:45:46 PM »

A winner is me?

She's going with a bunch of her friends to some house, and I cannot come as she's "Not allowed to date until 16"

Ain't that some stuff.

I guess it's straight to plan C...

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Forum Games / Re: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

« on: February 13, 2015, 11:04:47 AM »

Bones break, muscles tear, and skin rips whenever you transform.

The ability to unban myself from the forums

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Forum Games / Re: Change one letter

« on: February 13, 2015, 11:03:14 AM »

clocksand if culic

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Off Topic / Re: post some lies

« on: February 13, 2015, 11:02:25 AM »

Flatflyer is a bird irl

ftfy

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Off Topic / Re: How to remove vinegar stain from a waxed tile?

« on: February 13, 2015, 10:49:45 AM »

you're supposed to have a reaction image depicting your face when you use 'mfw'

Maybe his avatar is his reaction?

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Off Topic / Re: 3 Plans for Valentine's Day

« on: February 13, 2015, 10:47:29 AM »

researchhub HD is free on valentines day 
My evening has been decided.

Really? That's actually pretty funny that they're catering to the loners.

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Off Topic / Re: 3 Plans for Valentine's Day

« on: February 13, 2015, 10:44:50 AM »

now that you have a date, you'll have to show her your secrets
like that incest gif, or the time you told everyone on an internet forums you can suck your own richard

I think I'll keep her away from BLF for the time being.

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Off Topic / Re: happy birthday f3d323

« on: February 13, 2015, 10:39:04 AM »

Happy late birthday!

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Off Topic / Re: 3 Plans for Valentine's Day

« on: February 13, 2015, 10:33:14 AM »

I'm seeing the fifty shades of grey movie Saturday. Kill me now.

Stick it in the movie's pooper.

I think I should still call Noel, though. Just to see how she's holding up with the whole divorce thing.

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Off Topic / Re: 3 Plans for Valentine's Day

« on: February 13, 2015, 10:23:25 AM »

Plan A is a go!

I hid inside of a cabinet in my first period, and popped out when she walked by and yelled "BE MY VALENTINE!" while holding the flowers in front of me. At first, she was too surprised/scared to say anything, but I asked again while climbing out and she said yes.

I am a winner.

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Off Topic / Re: 3 Plans for Valentine's Day

« on: February 12, 2015, 07:05:18 PM »

I bought a pot that's shaped like a lady-bug, and has a rosebush growing out of it's back. In true Walmart spirit, however, I had to switch the plant inside with another, since the flowers were absolutely dead. The only other suitable, non-dead bush had a single healthy rose.

The only thing Walmart loves during Valentine's Day is money.

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Games / Re: Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

« on: February 12, 2015, 07:02:22 PM »

looks like destructive creations found their new actor for hatred 2

Hatred 2: Child's Play

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Games / Re: Souls Thread (Demon; Dark 1, 2)

« on: February 12, 2015, 06:57:25 PM »

Did you know you can parry the dude with the huge mace in the cathedral

Can't reposte, though.

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Off Topic / Re: what dream did you have last night?

« on: February 12, 2015, 05:05:35 PM »

I dreamt i was off in vietnam as a US marine fighting with a M60 and i was shooting tons of vietnamese people

"I killed fitty men!"

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Off Topic / Re: What are you gonna do on Valentines day?

« on: February 12, 2015, 05:03:42 PM »

forget up.