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Off Topic / Re: I have a pumpkin.

« on: February 02, 2017, 01:54:02 PM »

I should mention that this pumpkin is not injured in any way, the face is painted on.

get a smaller pumpkin, hollow it out, paint it grey and then put some purple goop inside for the cauldron

bonus points if you put a frog leg and eyeball in it

Maybe I can use mine!

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Off Topic / I have a pumpkin. (VIDEO)

« on: February 02, 2017, 01:05:51 PM »

A group of girls came up to my group during lunch and dropped off a pumpkin that's been painted green and has a witch's hat taped on top of it. They dropped it off saying, "Hi, this is a witch pumpkin, its name is ?????" and then ran down stairs. No one actually heard what the name was, so we named it "Phandi Whandi the Witch Pumpkin." I stowed it away in another teacher's class.

What should I do with it? I was thinking some pumpkin pie for my D&D game tomorrow. I'll post a picture of it's toothy mug when I get home.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I have Muxiphobia

« on: February 02, 2017, 11:27:23 AM »

you wouldn't suffocate from the gas, you'd be crushed by the immense gravity long before that.

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Off Topic / Re: Do you like Metal? What artists are you into?

« on: February 02, 2017, 11:24:35 AM »

Here's the bands I frequently listen to, in order of importance to me

MANOWAR
Avatar
Metallica
System of a Down
Slipknot
Anthrax
Any Given Day
Stone Sour
Sabaton
Mudvayne

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General Discussion / Re: Ephialtes Block Party Hype

« on: February 01, 2017, 01:25:07 PM »

in the old block party, did anyone make hot-air balloons?

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Off Topic / Re: ITT: you're a single-celled organism

« on: February 01, 2017, 01:11:08 PM »

*splits*

*splits some more, begins forming a chain with other me's*

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Off Topic / Re: i feel absolutely loving horrible and i can't name the reason

« on: February 01, 2017, 01:09:45 PM »

I'm mostly okay now, it was just an exceptionally bad day, physically.

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Off Topic / Re: Where can I get cheap but realistic gasmask props?

« on: February 01, 2017, 01:06:29 PM »

make sure it has a vomit hatch.

no vomit hatch no good

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Off Topic / Re: ITT: you're a single-celled organism

« on: February 01, 2017, 11:23:28 AM »

*splits*

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Off Topic / Re: i feel absolutely loving horrible and i can't name the reason

« on: February 01, 2017, 10:52:31 AM »

am better. Still a sore throat tho. That was a bad day and night.

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Off Topic / Re: Phanto probably has diabetes

« on: January 31, 2017, 03:16:31 PM »

Can we go back to the part where he said he doesn't believe in bulimia? That's another eating disorder entirely, you're NOT supposed to purge after binging, even then you shouldn't be binge eating food regardless. If you're bored, try a gym. There, you're working your actual ass off and into shape.

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Off Topic / Re: I swear Dominos Pizza is the worst

« on: January 31, 2017, 01:51:54 PM »

dominos philly cheesesteak pizza is loving bomb

My mom, a native spanish speaker, always says "Chilly Pheasteak" even after years of corrections.

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Off Topic / Re: i feel absolutely loving horrible and i can't name the reason

« on: January 31, 2017, 01:36:07 PM »

update: soup helped, along with actually being able to get some sleep.

unless some users here are licensed medical professionals.

Wasn't TheGeneral an EMT or something? Where'd he even go?

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Off Topic / i feel absolutely loving horrible and i can't name the reason

« on: January 31, 2017, 06:38:56 AM »

so I've tried looking up my symptoms online and found no good answer for why i feel so stuffty. Can Blockland MD help?

Yesterday night, I was extremely cold and shivering like I was out in the snow even though I had 4 layers on me in bed. I couldn't stay asleep due to some weird fever dream involving magicka, WMD-scale lasers, and political intrigue. I kept moving and tossing and turning in bed just to feel the full pain of my head, which I've had a headache for the whole day, along with a sore throat. At 5:30. I got up from bed because I felt hungry because I wasn't actually asleep to fast through the night, and all the food tastes weird now. After attempting to drink or eat something, I now have a feeling of nausea and can't keep eating. While in bed, I felt extremely hot like two hours after I was feeling extremely cold.

No runny nose, sneezing, or coughing though. And the thermometer said "low" temp, not a number

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Off Topic / Re: i found out i have adhd

« on: January 30, 2017, 02:17:11 PM »

Yes but it's misdiagnosed/overdiagnosed to hell

It's actually a bit jarring meeting someone that actually has it and isn't treating it, as opposed to having it ascribed to them for being a stuffter like every 5 year old is.