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Games / Re: PC Gaming Master Race Megathread

« on: July 19, 2014, 11:24:02 AM »

Yeah, this is my biggest issue.
I have a friend who has no consoles but has a PC.

When I go around his only one of us can usually play at a time, since most of his multiplayer games are designed for online multiplayer only.

But if he comes around my house, I've got an Xbox 360, so we can both play Halo or whatever together, at the same time, in the same room.

Can't do that around my friends house unless I feel like lugging my desktop, monitor, keyboard and mouse on the bus and down to his.

A lot of console devs have gotten lazier. I remember be able to play 4 player play split screen, now all do is make 2 player games. Yes, I'm looking at you console left 4 dead and borderlands.

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Games / Re: War Thunder - Trees are still the bane of everybody in the game

« on: July 19, 2014, 03:46:35 AM »

LOAD APCR


*pew*

*doink*

SHOT FAILED TO PENETRATE

*BOOM*

WE'RE ON FIRE!


welcome to realistic as germans

Story of my life.

LOAD APCR!
*pew*
*plink*
HIT BIT WE FAILED TO DO ANY DAMAGE!
*pew*
*plink*
HIT BIT WE FAILED TO DO ANY DAMAGE!
*pew*
*plink*
SHOT FIRED, FAILED TO PENETRATE!
*pew*
*plink*
+1 Damage

Soviet Tank:
*pew*
*plink*
My Tank:
THE GUNNER HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT
THE DRIVER HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT
THE COMMANDER HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT
THE RADIOMAN HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT

WE'VE BEEN DETRACKED
OUR ENGINE HAS BEEN DAMGED
*plink*
WE ARE ON FIR-
*explodes*

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Off Topic / Re: Guy kills a zombie praying mantis, revealing a huge parasite living inside

« on: July 19, 2014, 03:42:03 AM »

Hope that parasite slowly shriveled up and died in a sunlight.

should have covered it in salt to ensure that it dies.

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Games / Re: War Thunder - Trees are still the bane of everybody in the game

« on: July 19, 2014, 03:24:01 AM »

yeah thats what I thought. I tried hitting the MG mount but my shells always bounce (no loving joke)

nice tip about the armor corner tho. I'm just about to hit r3 german ground and I have no interest in air so theres that.

I think vionix is r2 german ground r3 german air and harm is r2 german ground

75mm Panzer 3. We might lack the HEAT ammo of the Panzer IV, but we will continue to plink them with composite rig ammo.

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Off Topic / Re: On this day of july 19th, i hatched from my egg 15 years ago.

« on: July 19, 2014, 03:22:13 AM »

criiiiiinge

join da club

but seriously, we should have a barbecue.

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Off Topic / Re: Guy kills a zombie praying mantis, revealing a huge parasite living inside

« on: July 19, 2014, 03:18:50 AM »

Na bro, the white phosphorus bombs will blanket a large area in a white cloud that will continuously burn their flesh unlike all that is left is charred bone. No muscle, no ligiments, no movement, no organs like a stomach, no life.
This explosion

Thermobaric bombs will suck up all the oxygen in the area and then produce a large concussive blast while also kicking up the temperature in the area. Hopefully the worms don't multiplay from being blown to bits and that their organs get fried in the blast.
TOS-1
RPO

Napalm sticks and burns. Pretty conventional.
M202 Flash
RPO-Z
M132 Zippo

like seriously guns will just kill the host, we gotta kill the parasite. Since worms are known to multiplay if cut in half, we don't want to use conventional bombs.

Also exotic ammo

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Off Topic / Re: Guy kills a zombie praying mantis, revealing a huge parasite living inside

« on: July 19, 2014, 01:40:54 AM »

we will become pikmin

Well at least if we get bit we won't turn into one of them. We'll need flame throwers, white phosphorous, and a stuff ton of thermo baric bombs, also dragons breath and dragon slugs. Some thermite grenades too and molotovs as well. We gotta burn them before they get use. The flames will kill the host and destroy the parasite from within.

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Off Topic / Re: On this day of july 19th, i hatched from my egg 15 years ago.

« on: July 19, 2014, 01:36:18 AM »

Looks delicious

Thanks. While its not my image, I do a lot of barbecuing.

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Off Topic / Re: Guy kills a zombie praying mantis, revealing a huge parasite living inside

« on: July 19, 2014, 01:31:45 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO8A5aGw_jw
Just a horsehair worm:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsehair_worm

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Games / Re: PC Gaming Master Race Megathread

« on: July 19, 2014, 12:48:10 AM »

B-but muh Tim Cain!

and Tim Cain who can make a better game than bethesda, that Robin Walker guy who made the hat game, uberent for riving the big battle rts series, Eugen Entertainment for unique strategy games, Bohemia interactive for arma, paradox and their grand strategies, sid meiers the guy who made that train game and civ game.

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Off Topic / Re: On this day of july 19th, i hatched from my egg 15 years ago.

« on: July 19, 2014, 12:41:58 AM »

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Games / Re: PC Gaming Master Race Megathread

« on: July 19, 2014, 12:10:58 AM »

Hail lord and savior Gaben, saint John Carmack, gods of strategy westwood, Brian Fargo the imaginative, Chirs Taylor the great.

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General Discussion / Re: Why was RTB taken down?

« on: July 18, 2014, 11:26:12 PM »

• Badspot started lazying off on development and not caring about add-on developers.
• Ephialtes got hired at a new company and didn't have time for Blockland
• RTB hosting got DDoS'd

I admire Ephialtes for giving up on the community after he realized it was a toilet. From now onwards, I will also not help this community any longer because you don't appreciate what I did for you. I got bashed by the usual players whenever something went wrong with my hosting service. In the end, forumers were happy it sank. Most of my creations received negativity and no matter how hard I tried to prove I had changed, the community bounded back to their old 2012 views on Hammereditor and Pacnet.

Just like Ephi, I will not be nice to you if you're not nice to me.

how cute

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA - A Blockland Aces RP that has nothing to do with Ace Combat!

« on: July 18, 2014, 09:31:11 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Victoria - DO I SMELL... CIVIL WAR? (JUN 1859)

« on: July 18, 2014, 08:36:47 PM »

islam is a brotherhood

egypt would not support that

I dunno, shia and sunni muslims don't get along.