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Off Topic / Re: Welcome to breakfast, the American way.
« on: January 24, 2011, 05:40:13 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Bara wants some unuseful maggot rotten kool stuff :U
« on: January 24, 2011, 05:37:25 PM »

Thanks for agreeing!

Also http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/001703.php
You know you want to (it's so worth it, I have a lower quality tophat that still costed me $80 here, stuff's spensive)

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Creativity / Re: Comic - This is not a valid activity
« on: January 24, 2011, 09:07:05 AM »
It's so true.

So very, very true.

Also my cat does this and I never figured out why till now. Huh.

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Modification Help / Re: Destiny RPG v0.1 Public Beta
« on: January 24, 2011, 08:54:19 AM »
The files are uploaded, it all works, but I don't know exactly what else Zack added or if it's going to need some setup. I'm also too lazy to sort out the whole nations issue on my own. You'll have to wait till tomorrow.

Zack: There's a password on the server when you start it up tomorrow so... yeah. Just don't be surprised that people aren't joining, 'kay? :cookieMonster:

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Modification Help / Re: Destiny RPG v0.08 Public Beta
« on: January 23, 2011, 10:50:58 AM »
Zack do you know why I can't join your server? I have the latest client installed. I had a fresh reinstall so there are no conflicting add-ons. I have restarted my computer.
And I still cannot join the server. It gives me the same old error.

The server has dropped the connection.
You need the latest DRPG client (v0.16) to play.

But I have the latest DRPG in my add-ons folder. Its unzipped, and there is only one in the folder.
Why can't I join after all of this.
Because it's unzipped, you ungodly moron
Didn't someone tell you this already about add-ons, in this thread no less?
You've done something wrong. Are you extracting the file? You shouldn't be.
Why yes, looks like they did! What a twist!

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Modification Help / Re: Destiny RPG v0.08 Public Beta
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:49:01 PM »
Suggested changes:
1) Total reset. Hey Doomonkey: THE WORLD IS forgetED. Just a heads-up. As in, everything is forgeted. Derma and Elrad have well over a billion plastic each. Almost everyone has black iron gear and 100 melee and defense. I'm also talking bricks. Items. All skills. Everything is at square one. Trees and ores will be seeded randomly over a very large range so nations will be built around resources rather than resources being placed around nations (How convenient! There just happens to be large veins of both copper and tin, silver and dermite all right here!)

4) Changes to skills to make it so that if there's no low-level resources nearby, you aren't totally forgeted. Woodcutting and Mining will scale the amount you chip away each hit based on your skill level relative to the requirement for the resource. At level 1 mining you can mine Obsidian Coal. Except Obsidian Coal takes like 20 seconds each and you'll be mining it 1% as fast... so it'll take 2000 seconds to mine one. Yeah. Experience will also scale but not as hard as time (that is, it won't be a good investment exp-wise to put yourself on something that takes forever.)

For Farming the change will be a bit more complex. First of all if any seeds will ever be sold from a vendor it will only be wheat. Everything else: naturally occurring plants (in clumps of 3-4) that will grow, then after five minutes of being fully grown (or when harvested), die and respawn elsewhere. When you harvest a crop, you have a base 50% chance to receive a seed. This is scaled on with the same relative level algorithm as woodcutting and mining use, so you could have say, an 80% chance or a -10% chance or a 110% chance depending on your levels.
If the chance is below 0% then you have that much chance to not receive a crop either (-10% = 10% chance of nothing).
If the chance is above 100% then you have that much chance to receive either a second crop or seed. (25% chance to be second seed)
And since it's not meant to be a goddamn moneymaker, Farming sell rates will be reduced. Grow times will not. Plants will also need to be a certain distance away from each other. Further for plants not of the same type.

3) Stringent forget-you policy. If an admin - even if it is myself or Warground, he can stuff the "I'm hosting it" if he wants to pull that card, there are no exceptions - is spawning stuff they shouldn't be (I could care less if it's a jeep because that doesn't require me to reset people's accounts to fix) then de-admin them, reset their account, reset the account of anyone with stuff from their illicit deal and penalize their nation's plastic pool just to spite them. Like I said, stringent forget-you policy.

6) Oh yeah. Cooking! Even if it's placeholders for now I promise there'll be some new cooking stuff soonish. That'd be nice, anyway. And maybe a HUD but probably not, that takes effort.

2) Cap war plastic to like 1000 a kill (for base ranks), 2500 for Rank I, 4000 for Rank II, 6000 for Rank III and 10000 for the leader. These are caps, not static rates. If it's less than that you'll get less than that. Oh yeah, nation ranks, too. Citizen->Warrior->Officer->General->Leader.
Ranks are not only worth more plastic but get more privileges.

5) Buying stuff costs more than it's worth selling it. So you cannot possibly profit from buying materials from shops. Hey know what? forget you. Go mine them, bitchtits.

7) An AFK vigilance check will be put in place, but not via a system. If an admin is present they should conduct AFK checks now and again. Being AFK will result in a kick. (unless you left a notification of why). Being AFK and still doing things will result in an hour's ban. As much as I hate to make a game serious business, it does need to be moderated. Hence this and 3.

Q) Also a change to make crafting recipes sometimes dependant on totally random skills. That is you might need like 40 smithing and a bit of fletching too or maybe some mining. Crafting skills will be less self-contained. Though you'll still be able to do most things with just those skills.

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Modification Help / Re: Destiny RPG v0.08 Public Beta
« on: January 22, 2011, 03:25:34 PM »
I think you should release this, its very decent and should be used as a replacement to Ibans City rpg.
Look at how out of control and stupid this gets with people who aren't morons running it, then say that again with a straight face.

I bet you can't guess what reaction gets you put in the loony ward!

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.2, toot toot
« on: January 22, 2011, 12:39:15 AM »
... Looks amazing, and might be true, but how did he place tnt that accurately? He had NO tnt above the ground level. At that speed no human has those reactions.
The stack ran out, moran.

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Modification Help / Re: Destiny RPG v0.08 Public Beta
« on: January 21, 2011, 11:49:24 PM »
We bought the armor/weapons with our own funds.
And no shop should be selling black iron or any form of black iron goods (including obsidian coal). Hence the problem is still the same.

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Off Topic / Re: Today's society (where I live atleast)
« on: January 20, 2011, 05:20:36 AM »
I'm getting two silver rings in the upper cartilage of my right ear. I'm also getting a full mural tattoo of Odin on Gleipnir, holding Gungnir and flanked by both his wolves and his ravens. Whenever I have the money, of course these things are expensive. As of right now I'm un-tattooed and un-pierced, but these are the things I would get if I ever find myself with enough money.

I have a friend who does some of this stuff at a local tattoo & piercing parlour but she can't really do mine for free. Hey, girl's gotta eat. Specially when they're fat. Like her.

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Off Topic / Re: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:44:45 AM »
It's a loving conspiracy.

I keep asking AH on formspring what he has to say about the fact that everything occuring is not happening.

As this current series of events relies on John being alive, and John being alive relies on Dave coming from the future, this cant happen, as the reason Dave comes from the future is because John dies.

This entire everything can't happen the way it has, and thus it is a moot point.

I bring this up and he ignores this every time.

I think ok maybe he is just not wanting to answer every question. I then post this on the forums and within minutes the topic is locked.

I'm tellling you man, it's a conspiracy. This stuff is real and he doesn't want us to know it man
The entirety of Homestuck occurs within Dave's imagination.
That would explain a lot - Dave is a loving badass but he has this big inferiority complex over John thus John reaches the god tiers. Vriska loves Nicholas Cage as a representation of Dave loving her but thinking he wouldn't have a chance because of the differing viewpoints (her loving Cage in a completely non-ironic fashion). It all makes sense now

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Clan Discussion / Re: [BAN] - Blockland Alliance Navy
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:41:19 AM »
Yeah ace said he wants BAN to keep the name and stuff but not shut down

you dont complain about the USA being around without george washington lol
No, we complain about it being around without George Bush

It's not nearly so good entertainment for the rest of the world without him. :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Re: Female Genital Mutilation/Cutting
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:38:18 AM »
The misconception that women give a forget about whether or not your foreskin is sliced off is generally false, the only girls that really care are the sluts you don't wanna forget. I've had no problem being very loveually active being uncut, actually most of the girls that I've hooked up with in Australia and Europe hadn't ever seen a circumsized snake, and they were generally grossed out by the idea. If you are uncircumsized and end up with richard cheese, you have a problem, how hard is it to pull back your foreskin while flaccid and clean it, or better yet stop spanking it daily and you'll be all good. The argument over cut/uncut will never end obviously, but both sides are still a richard, whether you have an extra piece of skin or not, you can still stick it in a girls cunt and give her euphoric pleasure... unless you have a small richard, in which case you should just cut it off.
This, basically.

The two arguments for circumcision are cleanliness and appearance - appearance is a matter of self-image and only an opinion anyway, and cleanliness is just you being a lazy forget. I spank it daily or more and all it takes is just loving wiping off or better yet having a quick shower afterwards, tug it back and clean it. ~3 seconds to keep it clean - are you really that lazy?

I'm uncut. I know one person who's cut and frankly nobody he's forgeted gave a toss. The only women who differentiate are the sluts, as said above. Same as size: women don't give a stuff, we do.

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Off Topic / Re: Mozilla Firefox VS Google Chrome
« on: January 19, 2011, 03:06:35 AM »
I use Firefox nowadays, I enjoy the extra features it has over Chrome - most of which are from add-ons, specifically NoScript and Adblock Plus. You don't realize how much you miss these things until you use another browser for a long period of time. I do like Chrome though, and if I'm ever stuck on a system with only IE on it I'll generally install Chrome because it's so lightweight and unobtrusive compared to Firefox. Can't stand using IE.

I do however still use Chrome regularly for testing webpages I've designed, as well as IE7 (though usually this is just for a laugh at how badly it breaks; webkit isn't just standards-adherent but it basically defines half the standards that IE breaks)

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General Discussion / Re: What is the most broken forum rule?
« on: January 18, 2011, 08:41:50 PM »
Uh, I don't think that's what he meant.
asdf disregard me

should not post before morning coffee


my bad guyse looks like I just broke the unwritten rule of "read the thread"

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