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Off Topic / Re: special interestes
« on: September 27, 2010, 06:53:07 PM »
but you're 10
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Off Topic / Re: i might have strep D:
« on: September 27, 2010, 06:52:23 PM »
lol stop suking so much richard or you will get sore throt, like jacky
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Off Topic / Re: special interestes
« on: September 27, 2010, 06:46:40 PM »
oral, hands and stockings
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Off Topic / Re: The Combating Online Infringement and Counterfeits Act
« on: September 27, 2010, 06:45:34 PM »
loving soccer moms
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Off Topic / Re: i might have strep D:
« on: September 27, 2010, 06:44:24 PM »
Eat honey and orange juice. Lots.
Don't talk unless you have to.
Don't talk unless you have to.
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Off Topic / Re: I love garage/yard sales!
« on: September 26, 2010, 11:31:11 PM »i dunno if i'd wanna have love with a woman who eats dirt and never bathes.whoops
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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: September 26, 2010, 10:58:39 PM »
I wonder why people don't like me.
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Off Topic / Re: I love garage/yard sales!
« on: September 26, 2010, 10:56:37 PM »
Its okay, I just slap and whip her, and she eats dirt and sleeps outside. I only let her come in for love and cooking.
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Off Topic / Re: I love garage/yard sales!
« on: September 26, 2010, 10:52:20 PM »
I got my wife at a yard sale, only 3$!
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Creativity / Re: make your FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
« on: September 26, 2010, 10:37:37 PM »
Sarge that is disturbing
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Off Topic / Re: What is your operating system?
« on: September 26, 2010, 09:54:49 PM »
windows 95 ftw
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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Some good sniper rifles.
« on: September 26, 2010, 09:18:52 PM »
i think we ned mora nsipers
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Off Topic / Re: What is your operating system?
« on: September 26, 2010, 08:50:04 PM »
I use DOS lolololloolololol
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Off Topic / Re: scary stories
« on: September 26, 2010, 08:48:51 PM »Sorry to bump an old ass-thread, but...That was posted MANY times
The Portraits
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.
As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the hunter awoke - he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.