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Games / Re: Toribash - Even more badass than Black Shades

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:45:58 AM »

I hate to inform you that this title is spewing falseness.

This is true.
They are at the same level of badassery.
Until you can do Deus-Ex style take-downs in Black Shades, they will stay this way.

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Games / Re: Video game music.

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:41:56 AM »

Does this count?

It might just be me, but the hammer he's holding looks a little bit like the blockland hammer.

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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0 - The world of Gojira

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:32:00 AM »

Kintharia has begun construction on it's capital, and will divert excess resources to major cities.
We have a lot of excess materials.

Kintharia is on that island to the west of Irijania by the way.

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Forum Games / Re: Why was six afraid of seven?

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:28:54 AM »

Because 69.

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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0 - The world of Gojira

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:24:56 AM »

He he.

The Kintharian Post
Kintharian citizens cheer for the discovery of the new planet.
"It's like some other force beyond this universe guided us to this planet," President Aroth the Second commented on the discovery.

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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0 - The world of Gojira

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:20:15 AM »

yes, you're one of the nicer users.
so are you, xxxxkill.

Thanks, but if you knew me IRL, you wouldn't be saying that.

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Forum Games / Re: Yo mamma

« on: January 03, 2012, 12:16:00 AM »

Your mother is so fat that she fell in love, then broke it.

Oh god, yes.
Must use.

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Forum Games / Re: Yo mamma

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:49:01 PM »

Your mother is so fat, she sunk the titanic.
Your mother is so fat, the clogged a black hole.
Your mother is so ugly, she had a staring contest with Medusa, and Medusa lost.
Your mother is so stupid, she shot a clock to "kill time".

I have a mountain of these.

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Games / Re: How did you last die?

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:42:24 PM »

Section 2: Prejudice.
Guy spawned by landing on my face.
It was hilarious.

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Off Topic / Re: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:38:41 PM »

100 pages per day?
I wish.

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Off Topic / Re: Hot Anime Girls

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:37:39 PM »

Rimjob bit. I had a sorta biloveual phase a few years ago, grew out of it though.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IT.

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Off Topic / Re: Hot Anime Girls

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:35:28 PM »

FUK NO

The biloveual bit or the rimjobs bit?

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Games / Re: How did you last die?

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:33:02 PM »

A bear.
I should have Fos Ro Dah'd him off a cliff.

FUS, RO DAH!

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Games / Re: How did you last die?

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:25:55 PM »

My gravestone reads, "xxxxkill had his snake torn off by an orc whore."

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Off Topic / Re: Hot Anime Girls

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:22:53 PM »

im not talking about richards :P

Vaginas?