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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 13, 2012, 01:54:23 PM »
Kintharian president Alexia Aroth actually does important political stuff, like winning the upcoming election and managing her country.
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Off Topic / Re: Horrible/Amazing (to you) JOKES
« on: August 13, 2012, 01:11:32 PM »
This is hilarious, and also true: if a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a' that pizza's volume can be defined Pi*z*z*a.
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, no. To whom.
As my chemistry teacher always said, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react.
The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.
I'll be honest, particle accelerators totally give me a hadron.
Oh yeah? Well electronegativity totally gives me a permanent dipole.
Humanities Major: "Hi, nice to meet you! What do you do for a living?" CompSci Major: "I work with Unix." Humanities Major: "Oh my god! That's, that's horrible. We have to organize some kind of rally to help those poor men!" *Eunuchs/Unix*
And now it is the time for some nerdy pick up lines.
Hey baby, if I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?
Baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Having been a chemistry major, I can assure you that this is the only one that actually works. Um. Hey, does this smell like chloroform? Yeah, that might've gone too far.
Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?
Nerdy pick up lines end here.
Man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me ten times the number of drinks everybody in here is drinking." And the bartender says, "Now that, my friend, is an order of magnitude."
How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
What do I have in common with neutrinos? Uh, we're both constantly penetrating your mom.
Even though, you know, your mom's so fat, that her patronus is a cake.
And she's so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her.
Now you might think that the glass is half full, and you might think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
Politicians, on the other hand, have assured me that the glass would be more empty if the opposition were in charge,
While surrealists think that the glass is half of a slowly rotting lemon.
And physicists, well they happen to know that you can never know how much water is in the glass because just by measuring it you’ve changed the outcome.
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and the other to hold the peni- the ladder, THE LADDER!
The majority of people have an above average number of legs. Think about it! It’s true.
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He, uh, he just worked it out with a pencil.
A Higgs-Boson particle goes into a church and the preacher says, “Higgs-Boson’s aren’t allowed in here. You call yourself the God particle; that’s sacrilegious! The Higgs-Boson particle says, “If you don’t allow Higgs-Boson particles, how do you have mass?”
There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data…
What do The Force and duct tape have in common? Well, there’s a dark side and a light side, and they both hold the universe together.
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really but I can tell you exactly where I was.”
The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk, and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, no. To whom.
As my chemistry teacher always said, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react.
The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.
I'll be honest, particle accelerators totally give me a hadron.
Oh yeah? Well electronegativity totally gives me a permanent dipole.
Humanities Major: "Hi, nice to meet you! What do you do for a living?" CompSci Major: "I work with Unix." Humanities Major: "Oh my god! That's, that's horrible. We have to organize some kind of rally to help those poor men!" *Eunuchs/Unix*
And now it is the time for some nerdy pick up lines.
Hey baby, if I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?
Baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Having been a chemistry major, I can assure you that this is the only one that actually works. Um. Hey, does this smell like chloroform? Yeah, that might've gone too far.
Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?
Nerdy pick up lines end here.
Man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me ten times the number of drinks everybody in here is drinking." And the bartender says, "Now that, my friend, is an order of magnitude."
How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
What do I have in common with neutrinos? Uh, we're both constantly penetrating your mom.
Even though, you know, your mom's so fat, that her patronus is a cake.
And she's so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her.
Now you might think that the glass is half full, and you might think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
Politicians, on the other hand, have assured me that the glass would be more empty if the opposition were in charge,
While surrealists think that the glass is half of a slowly rotting lemon.
And physicists, well they happen to know that you can never know how much water is in the glass because just by measuring it you’ve changed the outcome.
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and the other to hold the peni- the ladder, THE LADDER!
The majority of people have an above average number of legs. Think about it! It’s true.
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He, uh, he just worked it out with a pencil.
A Higgs-Boson particle goes into a church and the preacher says, “Higgs-Boson’s aren’t allowed in here. You call yourself the God particle; that’s sacrilegious! The Higgs-Boson particle says, “If you don’t allow Higgs-Boson particles, how do you have mass?”
There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data…
What do The Force and duct tape have in common? Well, there’s a dark side and a light side, and they both hold the universe together.
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really but I can tell you exactly where I was.”
The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk, and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”
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Off Topic / Re: Is imgur down for anyone else?
« on: August 13, 2012, 01:03:58 PM »
Looks like it's just you, I can get on fine.
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 13, 2012, 12:54:22 PM »
Kintharia is developing some TOP SECRET WEAPONS that are TOP SECRET and can do TOP SECRET AND CLASSIFIED THINGS
(Note this is actually serious)
Also that one supersonic jet that's constantly going through name changes because I can't remember what it's called now has like
I dunno fifty built?
Yeah let's go with fifty.
So one of those mofos takes off and lands successfully.
Yay
(Note this is actually serious)
Also that one supersonic jet that's constantly going through name changes because I can't remember what it's called now has like
I dunno fifty built?
Yeah let's go with fifty.
So one of those mofos takes off and lands successfully.
Yay
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 11:45:21 PM »its not about people god
Nonetheless, I doubt Kintharia has a resources, leverage, or power to even begin to rival larger countries.
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 11:41:47 PM »
HOW THE forget AM I A SUPERPOWER
I HAVE LIKE
5 MILLION PEOPLE
MAX
WTF
I HAVE LIKE
5 MILLION PEOPLE
MAX
WTF
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Off Topic / Re: Describe the avatar of the person who posted last with 1 word
« on: August 12, 2012, 06:46:26 PM »3833
Off Topic / Re: Lego storage?
« on: August 12, 2012, 01:16:59 PM »
Either chuck them all into one bin, or color organize it and chuck them into several bins
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 01:18:29 AM »
Bitch no the Kintharian government is taking care of this
It's my jet anyways
It also wasn't international
It's my jet anyways
It also wasn't international
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 01:15:20 AM »The XK-83 or something (whatever it was a jet) demonstrates its flying prowess at an airshow, however, the jet is destroyed mid-flight from what appears to have been a malfunction. The pilot managed to survive, albeit with many burns. Explosive residue is found on the jet's wreckage.
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 01:03:12 AM »
Eight.
I would make more but I'm lazy.
I would make more but I'm lazy.
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Games / Re: I got saints row 3 over steam summer sale and i just popped it in and beat it.
« on: August 12, 2012, 12:29:27 AM »
Zimos and Pierce are probably my favorite characters
Bounce like my checks did BACK IN THE DAY~
pierce is the new Aisha.
Bounce like my checks did BACK IN THE DAY~
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 12:12:47 AM »
Meanwhile on steam:
9:12 PM - xxxxkill: Kintharian snipers hit a Chernarian citizen from the coast of Kintharia
I'm sorry this is Kintharia, what the forget is physics?
9:13 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: Chernarus punches kintharia
9:14 PM - xxxxkill: Kintharia kicks Chermarus in the geo richard
9:14 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: (Lowercase k)
9:14 PM - xxxxkill: LOWRCAS UR FAEC
9:14 PM - xxxxkill: OWND
9:14 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: all of chernarus's citizens are female
9:15 PM - xxxxkill: In about 60 or so years
9:15 PM - xxxxkill: "CHERNARUS
9:15 PM - xxxxkill: POPULATION: 0"
9:15 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: "KINTHARIA
9:16 PM - xxxxkill: GREATEST COUNTRY EVER"
9:16 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: POPULATION: cigarette"
9:16 PM - xxxxkill: Rewriting national anthem to say "CHERNARUS IS A BUNCH OF FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGS~"
9:17 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: rewriting history to say kintharia is Iraq
9:17 PM - xxxxkill: Rewriting history to say Chernarus supported Riddler and Stalin
9:18 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: on my phone niga
9:18 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: YES
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: And also every president ever was gay
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Like
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Flamboyantly gay
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Liek just publicly bending down and sucking richard during speeches
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Wait did I say president
9:19 PM - xxxxkill: Whatever everybody in Chernarus ever
9:19 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: um they're all female RETRAD
9:19 PM - xxxxkill: Well they love rooster
9:20 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: well they should
9:12 PM - xxxxkill: Kintharian snipers hit a Chernarian citizen from the coast of Kintharia
I'm sorry this is Kintharia, what the forget is physics?
9:13 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: Chernarus punches kintharia
9:14 PM - xxxxkill: Kintharia kicks Chermarus in the geo richard
9:14 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: (Lowercase k)
9:14 PM - xxxxkill: LOWRCAS UR FAEC
9:14 PM - xxxxkill: OWND
9:14 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: all of chernarus's citizens are female
9:15 PM - xxxxkill: In about 60 or so years
9:15 PM - xxxxkill: "CHERNARUS
9:15 PM - xxxxkill: POPULATION: 0"
9:15 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: "KINTHARIA
9:16 PM - xxxxkill: GREATEST COUNTRY EVER"
9:16 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: POPULATION: cigarette"
9:16 PM - xxxxkill: Rewriting national anthem to say "CHERNARUS IS A BUNCH OF FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGS~"
9:17 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: rewriting history to say kintharia is Iraq
9:17 PM - xxxxkill: Rewriting history to say Chernarus supported Riddler and Stalin
9:18 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: on my phone niga
9:18 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: YES
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: And also every president ever was gay
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Like
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Flamboyantly gay
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Liek just publicly bending down and sucking richard during speeches
9:18 PM - xxxxkill: Wait did I say president
9:19 PM - xxxxkill: Whatever everybody in Chernarus ever
9:19 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: um they're all female RETRAD
9:19 PM - xxxxkill: Well they love rooster
9:20 PM - Mikoyan-and-Herpaderp: well they should
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 12, 2012, 12:03:11 AM »Chernarus begins printing new maps that have the label, 'cigaretteland' instead of 'Kintharia'
Get on STEAM friend
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Forum Games / Re: Earth 6.0
« on: August 11, 2012, 11:59:23 PM »A horrible sniper tried shooting one of the soldiers and horridly missed. The sniper located the man with the SVD and blew his head off, blood and brains splattering everywhere.
It's because their rifles aren't Kinthariannnn
(I'm saying sniper missed because his rifle was stuff)