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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: April 08, 2012, 10:08:37 AM »

I'm to lazy to take and take a new picture so I hunted down a old one.


I wanted to have a new pic without the flag but when I did make a new one the light was terrible and i'm to lazy to fix it as of now.

But
But
But

Kentucky never joined the Confederacy :c.

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Off Topic / Re: THE FUNNIEST FANFICTION. EVER.

« on: April 07, 2012, 05:15:40 PM »

Weird and funny. Boner achieved though.

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Games / Re: EA wins "Worst Company in America" 2012 award...

« on: April 06, 2012, 09:33:42 PM »

What are you guys talking about Gamastura for?

The Consumerist is the site the poll was held on :/ http://consumerist.com/

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Off Topic / Re: so i started spring break today...

« on: April 06, 2012, 08:44:19 PM »

Mind started Thursday this week.

One thing about our school next year is that we get every Friday off in May. xD

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Off Topic / Re: what happened to stocking?

« on: April 06, 2012, 06:56:12 PM »

Yes, she was hit by a car. Mine. I ran over her. I tied her up while she was unconscious and tended to her wounds so they weren't fatal. She's now in my closet surviving on rations of bread, water and my own semen. Every 5 hours or so I check in to see if she needs to relieve herself, which in turn I force her to ingest. If she vomits I beat her until she passes out. If she tries to scream or escape I whip her with my belt until she can't move or do much else other than whimper and cry. I plan on eventually killing her off but for right now I'm having too much fun, maybe I'll just turn her into my long-term love slave until she gets too ugly to make me hard. In which case then I'll probably throw her into a lake tied to a led weight of some sort. I still have some details to iron out.

I got a boner :/

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Off Topic / Re: why does cut time exist?

« on: April 06, 2012, 06:47:17 PM »

I really don't understand the point of it, most of our songs have cut time somewhere.

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Off Topic / Re: Goin on a cruise.

« on: April 06, 2012, 05:58:07 PM »

Bring a hot babe to your room an-

Age:    13

Nvm.

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Off Topic / Re: Thinkin about asking a girl out.

« on: April 06, 2012, 08:57:07 AM »

Except he doesn't know what love is he's only in 6th grade.  And dating an 8th grader as a junior is loving creepy as hell, if you two dated everyone would know how much of a child enthusiast you are aspiring to be.

6th grade has like minimal options.  Assuming she isn't a whore, you'll get hand holding and maybe a kiss if you're lucky.  At this point it's like just a status thing.

We had a senior dating an 8th grader and it wasn't a problem.

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Off Topic / Re: America's Debt

« on: April 06, 2012, 08:36:26 AM »

Guys we still have the most gold 

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Off Topic / Re: I loving hate my mom

« on: April 04, 2012, 09:41:55 PM »

In all seriousness, how bad was the injury?

I was practicing long jump and landed wrong. I had a pretty bad limp going on after, and I could feel a searing pain on the inside of my knee.

It was a little bit better when I got home, but I knew it'd probably just get worse.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving hate my mom

« on: April 04, 2012, 08:59:22 PM »

Should I repeat what I've already said?

Why should you?

And did you forget to read where I said to my mother that "I would do it tomorrow morning." All I want is one night to rest to help my knee. You don't know how serious an injury this could become if I do the rest of my chores.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving hate my mom

« on: April 04, 2012, 08:46:33 PM »

"Wah I hurt my leg so I no longer can do the simple chores that my mother has me do.  Life is so hard.  Did I mention Wah?"

Maybe you should have learned what my chores were before you go stuffting on me.

I live on a farm, I have to do physical labor. Shut your ass up.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving hate my mom

« on: April 04, 2012, 08:16:14 PM »

Just because it's your home doesn't mean you have the right to everything. Your parents set their own rules, and you have to follow them, dammit. They don't have to follow the god-damned constitution.

I follow rules. The forget makes you think Im some damn rebel?

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Off Topic / Re: I loving hate my mom

« on: April 04, 2012, 07:58:32 PM »

It's not your home.

I never said I owned my house.

Maybe you need to realize its still my home. When someone rents a house that doesn't make it their house, but it is where they live, so it is their home.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving hate my mom

« on: April 04, 2012, 07:54:28 PM »

You're an idiot. Know your place.

When Im at home I should be allowed to voice my opinion, I should not have to worry about being punished for wanting to share mine.