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Games / Re: Mabinogi-An MMORPG; Now on Steam!

« on: February 02, 2013, 02:09:14 PM »

This literally never happened
I've played since beta

No stuff lol, it was a hyperbole.

The economy on Ruairi is terrible.

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Off Topic / Re: Forumers that live in Ohio

« on: January 28, 2013, 07:28:59 PM »

Also, if you are coming / are in Ohio, search these restaurants up:

King Gyro's Greek Food

Leb's Pizza

Crazy Burrito

(Restaurants that are everywhere else = below)

Taco Bell

Wendy's

Mcdonalds

Burger King

Dairy Queen

Lots of other Ice Cream shops

Goodies n' More

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Tim Hortons

:)

How the forget do you leave out Skyline and Gold Star? :/

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Off Topic / Re: Forumers that live in Ohio

« on: January 28, 2013, 07:23:40 PM »

About an hour Northeast-east of Cincinnati.

Also Cincinnati chilli=best thing ever.

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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread

« on: January 27, 2013, 11:11:51 PM »

What if you lost your tongue and lost your towels!?

You're forgeted.

Did i not just say
Aka 1x male and 1x female

Pretty hot I must say.

my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it  

is this weird

Yes because now you will have an unwanted baby.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 11:09:58 PM »

Pads/Pantiliners


How are you people so clueless don't you have friends who are girls

I just realized, thats what I see in the bathroom cabinet lol.

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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread

« on: January 27, 2013, 11:08:51 PM »

What if you jizz all over the other guys face.

Lick it up or use a towel?

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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread

« on: January 27, 2013, 11:03:49 PM »

i heard something similar happened to someone i knew
she still won't talk to me without calling the police
2far??????

I have a feeling you weren't drunk though.

Fapping with friends is really awful, I advise no one do it.

Friends with benefits?

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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:59:00 PM »

Does this include love?

I've never one touched myself and enjoyed it

I'm afraid using objects does count as touching yourself.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:52:48 PM »

Whenever i see SpreadsPlague's post here it makes me giggle.

Can't fap for a week :C SpreadsPlague

Also reminds me of that one time a guy wanted to eat a starburst out of his girlfriend's vagoo and he did in a movie theater. A few weeks later they found the starburst.

He ate some of her herpes.

forget I hate that story so much, its the only story that has ever made me get close to throwing up.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:50:37 PM »

lolol

it's actually not bad eating a girl out on her period depending on her flow .. as long as you don't go inside ..

loving freaked out the first time I pulled my richard out and stuff was covered in blood. thought I had ripped something inside. she laughed at me ;-;

I got stopped when I was about to go down on her, was wondering what was wrong, then I realized what the date was lol.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:36:44 PM »

vag smells great are you gay?

your girl doesn't wash herself or what?

Yea totally gay.

And its not a bad smell, buts it doesn't exactly smell pleasant either.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:32:22 PM »

Yes omg let us escape from all these men waving their gross reproductive organs all over the placeI wasnt until now gosh.

Those gaping holes don't smell good on you guys either.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:19:33 PM »

You must masturbate a lot more than you say you do.

I'm being honest.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:14:52 PM »

were you masturbating with a synthetic alien pusillanimous individual or something i mean how much different can the feeling be

Dude it was just a hand job, lol.

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Off Topic / Re: Can't fap for a week :C

« on: January 27, 2013, 10:12:32 PM »

holy stuff how many times do you loving masturbate a day

Not too often, like once ever 1 or 2 days.

Its just that your body gets used to a certain way and other ways are harder(no pun intended) to get you off.