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« on: May 27, 2009, 07:26:56 PM »
I need to make a good zombie uprising weapon pack for BL. :L
First, I would get up in the morning, watch about an hour of Discovery channel, or until a couple zombies get in through the windows. I would bash them to death with any large wooden object in the house, then board up the windows. Then, I would grab an axe and crowbar, along with my Nerf Longshot, and head to the hobby shop closest to me. Then, I would attach some plastic explosives to the front of my nerf darts. After that, I would steal a nice car and drive it to the nearest gun store, and take a double barrel shotgun and a load of ammo, load it into the back of the car. Then, I would drive to the superette in my town, take all the meat and cereals they have, make myself a watermelon slush with extra juice, and drive back home, all the while with a slush in my left hand and my coolest sunglasses on.
(also maybe running over some zombies on the way home)
Then, I barricade me in my mom's room (more room, nice bed, connected bathroom (I'm a very clean person, and with the zombie apocalypse, no water bills :D), also internet) and open my computer up. Then, email everyone on my contacts list and PM everyone on the BL forums asking who has survived, and what their locations are.
Further events ensue.
...yeah, I have too much time on my hands. I'm also writing a pamphlet on how to survive a zombie apocalypse :D
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