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Forum Games / Re: Endless Earth - flat earth

« on: October 02, 2013, 10:03:03 AM »

As Klomania is starting to attack to the west, Klomania is trying to make an alliance with Slansia, Kalisho, and Afkshila. If they join the alliance, they will have to send in reinforcements to Western Europe to help out the Kloman Army. Any enemy alive soldier they capture will have to either be a POW, a mercenary for the Kloman Army, or die.
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In the meantime, Kloman explorers sneaked to the western shoreline of Stellagentum to go west. There were rumors in Klomania of copper mines in unexplored lands west that can make people rich if they mined enough copper. They landed near present-day South Carolina and marched to present-day Arizona and started a settlement near the copper mines where Jerome, Arizona (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome,_Arizona) is today.

Klomania is offically the first European nation to explore and settle somewhere in North America.

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Off Topic / Re: describe the above user with an image

« on: October 01, 2013, 11:20:54 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: The Adventures of Tim, the man who Would do Anything | Topic Re-name!

« on: October 01, 2013, 11:09:25 PM »

Make the black clone eat the sand from the sandbox because he is a BAD BOY!

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Off Topic / Re: describe the above user with an image

« on: October 01, 2013, 11:07:14 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Endless Earth - flat earth

« on: October 01, 2013, 10:19:50 PM »

The enzar (president) and other military commanders have waited long enough. Kloman spies at Britannica had captured President of Britannica grunter. He is imprisoned in Kloman Malta. This makes it easier for the Kloman army to attack.

Kloman Army has moved to the part of Britannica that is in the northern shoreline of France irl.

Roll: 3.
Outcome: The Kloman Army killed some British soldiers. However, they have taken little to no land.

*KLOMANIA HAS DECLARED WAR AGAINST BRITANNICA
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The draft starts to take effect on the new Eastern land that was annexed but doesn't effect the occupied land farther east.

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UPDATE: Actual Military Specs (the ones I posted was the ranks)

A: The Pistolmen

Primary: N/A
Secondary: Flintlock pistol
Melee: Knife

B: The Bumberbassist

Primary: Blumberbass
Secondary: Flintlock pistol (slightly weaker)
Melee: Shortsword (a bit taller and deadlier then the knife)

C: The Musketateer Set A

Primary: Short musket.
Secondary: Dual Flintlock Pistols
Melee: Long sword

D: The Musketateer Set B

Primary: Long Muskets
Secondary: Blumberbass
Melee: Long sword

E: The Assassin.

Primary: Scoped Long Rifle.
Secondary: Flintlock Pistol
Melee: Axe.

And that is it!

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Off Topic / Re: The Forum Q & A Game!

« on: October 01, 2013, 10:03:47 PM »

German Shephard.

Would you rather forget a very fat girl or a gay guy?

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Off Topic / Re: describe the above user with an image

« on: October 01, 2013, 10:03:14 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: describe the above user with an image

« on: October 01, 2013, 10:01:03 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: describe the above user with an image

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:57:24 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: The Forum Q & A Game!

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:55:43 PM »

Oral.

Which one would you choose, a hugeass mansion or a luxarious condo apartment?

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Off Topic / Re: How much do you like the forum user above you?

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:54:09 PM »

WHITEPEOPLE/10

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Off Topic / Re: describe the above user with an image

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:51:06 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: The willing freechoice adventure|name totaly not ripped off from manofthecentury

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:34:16 PM »

If there is a basement, run there because there could be a tornado.

If not, run to a trench outside, or a big room with no windows inside.

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Forum Games / Re: Endless Earth - flat earth

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:32:36 PM »

The Slavic Empire expands massively, sending out settlers and soldiers to form forts and villages. Small cavalry and armored infantry warbands harass Klomanian villages on the outskirts.

It is Kloman... not Klomanian.

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Klomania has asked the government of Kalisho and Afkoshila for a secret alliance that will inturn help Kalisho grow, Afkoshila to conquer Southern Asia, and help Klomania conquer Europe.

1/8 of the Kloman soldiers were sent to protect the new eastern land while the strongest armies were sent West somewhere 70 miles near the shoreline and border with Britannica and France. I'm ready for a war.

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Forum Games / Re: [1024x768] Days in the life of Maxx - well forget

« on: October 01, 2013, 09:28:45 PM »

wait a second there is a ED button
press it?
y/n

нет.avi