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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 27, 2013, 12:31:04 AM »

My ass is small. Even in skinny jeans I do not have a well defined butt. I need to do more work on the treadmill to get nicely defined glutes.

You need deep squats with proper form. My ass is mega sore from last nights hard pounding... of heavy squat reps.

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Off Topic / Re: Animals Megathread -Dogs, cats, and whatever else you can think of!-

« on: July 26, 2013, 07:44:56 PM »

Thats not a jack russel and thats not a whippet.

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Off Topic / Re: Post pictures of yourself shirtless

« on: July 09, 2013, 08:56:44 PM »

I would never in a million years post a picture of myself shirtless on the internet that's so tasteless.

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Off Topic / Re: only say the first letter of the words of your sentences

« on: July 07, 2013, 11:05:49 PM »

Y o l o!

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Off Topic / Re: Why do people show more emotions to dying dogs than real people?

« on: July 07, 2013, 11:01:40 PM »

Anger is directly proportional to amount of innocence multiplied by the degree of cruelty in the crime. A 4 year old being raped and murdered would cause at least 254.8x the amount of anger as a dog being shot. It has nothing to do with people versus dogs.

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Off Topic / Re: how do i get myself to go to sleep on time

« on: July 07, 2013, 04:10:01 PM »

I actually sleep like a baby if I drink a lot of caffeine for some reason caffeine makes me tired not energized. When I used to drink soda I would pound 2 or 3 cans right before bed and sleep like a baby.

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Off Topic / Re: i seem to be getting the impression that nobody likes fedoras

« on: July 07, 2013, 04:06:24 PM »

Fedora's shouldn't be worn because at best they neither add nor diminish from your over-all appearance but it's very easy for them to detract from your appearance. Of course a gorgeous 10/10 guy wearing a $3000 suit is going to look great with a fedora but he would have looked great without the fedora. If you're average and wear a fedora it will make you ugly and if you are ugly and wear a fedora it will make you a neckbeard and if you're a neckbeard and wear a fedora kill yourself. There's no reason to wear something that has no chance of improving your appearance.

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Off Topic / Re: Andy Murray wins the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

« on: July 07, 2013, 04:02:39 PM »

Tennis is way too exciting for me, I think I had a heart attack during all the deuce war near the end.

deuce wars are never good.

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Off Topic / Re: i seem to be getting the impression that nobody likes fedoras

« on: July 07, 2013, 01:06:15 PM »

I own 7 fedoras one for every day of the week and all colored to compliment my 20-30 MLP shirts and ties. Also I have noticed only the hair on my neck is growing and not on my face and I really want a beard so I am just going to grow a beard only on my neck.

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Off Topic / Re: Blockland Pick-Up Lines

« on: July 07, 2013, 12:54:17 PM »

hey cigarettegit cna i be doge?

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Off Topic / Re: Pure, unadulterated rage.

« on: June 29, 2013, 08:59:18 PM »

this reminds me of when oreo made their cream rainbow colored and all these fatass southerners got all mad and posted on facebook how they stopped eating oreos.

But they didn't... you know they didn't.

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Off Topic / Re: Pure, unadulterated rage.

« on: June 29, 2013, 08:55:13 PM »

homoloveuals are gay

I have to agree with your point homoloveuals are quite gay.

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Off Topic / Re: What the forget is on my arm

« on: June 28, 2013, 11:00:41 AM »

ok lemme check in both of my first aid books.

2013 and looking in first aid books instead of google? LOL

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Off Topic / Re: What the forget is on my arm

« on: June 28, 2013, 10:42:05 AM »

Um, that would also kill him soon.

Where do people get all this false info about spider venom. Being bit by a brown recluse or a black widow has almost 0% chance of killing you. Also brown recluse spiders are much bigger than a penny and not black so regardless it wasn't a brown recluse.

Also I'd like to point out your red mark has very obvious bruising around it are you sure you didn't hit it real hard against something and just rupture some blood vessels?

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Off Topic / Re: The Muscly Muscular Muscle Thread

« on: June 28, 2013, 12:06:35 AM »

http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/The_Starting_Strength_Novice/Beginner_Programs

Also why don't you do the onus wunsler version if you like deadlifts and chinups. It gives the best combination of both.