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I met a man holocaust survivor in school and he flipped out into a furious rage was pretty awesome he was like "JESUS WAS A JEW YOU loving national socialist BASTARDS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FELLOW HUMANS HOW COULD SOMEONE BE SO STUPID HE WAS A JEW." I was like right on bro tell those national socialist forgets and one teacher was like "I don't think he has the right to say that in a school" bitch pls he can do what he wants.

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Off Topic / Dumbest thing you've ever done.

« on: April 27, 2013, 08:52:43 PM »

I don't know if there has been a topic like this but I really have to get this off my chest because I am literally punching myself in the face nonstop as earlier today I made the biggest, stupidest, most handicapped mistake ever in my life yet and I will probably be haunted by it for the rest of my life. Here is the story in semi-4chan style:

Work as a landscaper currently
Mowing a very big soccer field with a large mower
Prettiest girl I've ever seen walks bye and smiles and waves at me, I return it and go about my business not thinking much of it
She comes back later with starbucks and tells me "Hey I got you a starbucks"
"Wow thanks thats so nice of you"
"It's going to be a hot day and you're working hard so I thought you could use a drink"
"Oh the work isn't that bad it's just walking"
"Yea I bet you come home smelling like grass clippings, I bet your girlfriend loves it."
"Oh I don't have a girlfriend."
"Oh... well nice meeting you I have to get home now."
"Okay thanks again see ya"
She starts walking away real slowly and she even stops and looks back at me 2 or 3 times
I do nothing and go back to mowing
5 minutes later the light in my head goes off GOD loving DAMN IT COULD SHE HAVE MADE IT MORE OBVIOUS OH MY GOD YOU loving MORON

Been thinking about it all day I even mowed really slow the rest of the time and stayed there a while just praying she would come back and I could right the horrible wrong. Please people call me a loving moron and beat me with sticks so I may never forget this lesson. Also post similar stories of your stupidity, asperger mode like mine preferred.

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Off Topic / Re: actually forget nevermind

« on: April 26, 2013, 04:22:13 PM »

forgeters it said do not touch the model and they were covering the boobies ):

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Off Topic / Re: JUST HAD THE BEST, AND YET MOST HORRIBLE DREAM EVER OH GODS

« on: April 26, 2013, 01:24:59 PM »

I normally have like horrible disgusting brutal violent nightmares I don't really get nice pleasant dreams. The funny part is I will wake up from a nightmare not even slightly scared and fall right back asleep I don't even dwell on it and 99.9% of the time I can't even remember having the nightmare. The last one I really remember I had bad acne and people were making fun of me and I went to the mirror and it was just giant puss-filled blobs all over my face and I started freaking out and trying to scrub and rip them off and my skin started falling off and the puss was pouring all over my brain and I could see my brain and I was freaking out that the puss would do something to my brain and then I woke up. It's not really that terrifying compared to what I usually have but it was a lot more vivid and realistic than most of them so that's why I always remember it.

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