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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:36:13 AM »
With a face like that who needs a brain!
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:32:17 AM »...and rob us of the amazing story of you backflipping off of everything so much that the instructors had to tell you to stop backflipping but you still backflipped and backflipped off of everything you could find when they weren't looking? It'd be like an atrocity against English literature to do such a thing! マホ～Oh every post has to be necessary to life. I will try to make all of my posts as interesting as yours.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:26:43 AM »
We get it you can quote 2 things at once, how awesome of you. I just posted 2 mini stories relating to the topic at hand, how out of line on a forum. I should have commented something along the lines of "parkour am funz LOL 
" or called OP a friend and told them parkour was for cigarettes. Also your entire life story does not back up your age. You said you were in japan for 6 years or so and then moved here for about 11 or so years, now you put your age as 11, were you -5 or -6 when you were first in Japan?
" or called OP a friend and told them parkour was for cigarettes. Also your entire life story does not back up your age. You said you were in japan for 6 years or so and then moved here for about 11 or so years, now you put your age as 11, were you -5 or -6 when you were first in Japan?
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:22:15 AM »
I'd like to see my ego. Telling people I have no life and gained weight sure is so egotistical of me. Look guys I play video games not to brag about how superior I am. Also I never claimed your job was beneath me, not even sure where you got the idea I did. Also stop being so hypocritical. Saying I was raised improperly? You got banned for talking about how you wanted to kill your mother and how much of a whore and bitch she was, I am sure she would be sooo proud. And I never claimed to win but people were siding with me and you finally gave up so it isn't like it was hard to realize you were being stupid.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:14:51 AM »ITT;
Visage being a flaming douche and attacking someone who called him out on the truth.
If you actually took the time to think. He is kind of just saying random things that have no relation to me at all, merely because I made him look like a fool a few days ago. I tell a girl I will destroy her vagina as a joke, he claims I am scared I lost my masculinity and admitted I have no life. Then I tell him I don't care what he thinks and he claims it is me showing off. But considering I make fun of your lazy eye on a daily basis I assume you'd probably love to think he was proving something.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:11:13 AM »Say what you want. I'm not the one waving around a shriveled, half-flaccid shrimprichard in the face of every man, woman, and child who comes within a 5-mile block radius of your humble e-abode.
I am almost three times your size and I actually was in January.
NEVER
SKIP
BREAKFAST
ever.
This is why you have such pinchable cheeks, little girl.
Even on days that I have only 300 calories, they're all in the Breakfast meal.
My metabolism is rather high, but my genes are not built to be small. All the men in my family are built like tanks. My Grandfather played College Football, my Uncle did College Wrestling in the largest division.
I remember when I was really little and some kids were playing football. I hated sports, but they needed me to even teams so I reluctantly obliged. Round after round I would walk with 3 people clinging on me to the goal area. I was twice their size, independently, and a year younger than them.
Not only that, but I gain muscle mass easy. If I actually do get up off my ass and work, I start to notice gigantic bulges in my arm in a matter of days. I've only worked 21 hours since Saturday at my new job, but I can feel definition in my forearms already. It's great.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:04:53 AM »I like how you throw in that second sentence just in case anyone questioned your masculinity with your admission that you became a total loser right as you hit puberty.
The suicidal overweight man child is going to question my masculinity? Oh noez!
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:02:22 AM »Don't mind me, compiling a novel here. マホ～
That's about the only cool stuff in my life. After 5th grade it's video games all day and just recently starting to get into shape. Also I will destroy your vagina.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 19, 2011, 01:59:40 AM »
I was skinnier than you all relative to height when I was just starting high school. I think the lightest I ever was was 107 lbs at the beginning of 9th grade at about 5'11. Then I grew to 6'4 or so super fast and was still only 125-130. Then after I stopped growing at about 6'5 or 6'6 I slowly gained weight and now I am barely under 200. I could lift most of you up with my jerking off hand. I can easily lift up a 100 lb. dumbell with that hand alone all sloppy like. My other hand maybe 70-80 lbs. I need to give it more strokes every day.
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Off Topic / Re: I have a question about parkour
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:32:00 PM »
I used to be a hardcore parkour kid in elementary school with my friend. We didn't know wtf parkour was though. We used to climb on top of those big metal things that hold all the equipment can't remember the names, we would do frontflips and backflips off them, we would do backflips off swings, we would do backflips off the playground bridge. We were actually insanely good for 5th graders. I can't even do a frontflip or backflip now and I don't have near as much guts as I did. Also I almost got suspended because the proctors kept telling me to stop doing backflips and I'd try to sneak it by when they weren't looking.
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Off Topic / Re: What's YOUR name?
« on: March 18, 2011, 04:55:54 PM »
Wobbly Cracka Fool
"Fancypants" Sam Cutler
Mendigo Grande
"Fancypants" Sam Cutler
Mendigo Grande
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Off Topic / Re: People usuaully aren't lying about their age.
« on: March 18, 2011, 04:24:25 PM »
I have a confession, I am actually 13. I just wanted you all to like me.
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Off Topic / Re: Is this a good computer for playing games on?
« on: March 18, 2011, 12:06:54 AM »
The alienware m11x seems to be on sale atm. http://configure.us.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx?oc=dkcwmn1&c=us&l=en&s=dhs&cs=19&model_id=alienware-m11x
It has a tiny screen though, but you can just plug a monitor into it, and then the small screen will come in handy if you want to travel with it. It is noticely more powerful than yours for $50 cheaper if you choose to pay $45 more for 4 gigs ram instead of 2.
It has a tiny screen though, but you can just plug a monitor into it, and then the small screen will come in handy if you want to travel with it. It is noticely more powerful than yours for $50 cheaper if you choose to pay $45 more for 4 gigs ram instead of 2.