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Off Topic / Re: Dumbass children you've encountered?

« on: August 28, 2010, 12:05:26 AM »

I went to Costco and they had a racing game out, it was like a Need For Speed game I think. This kid asked me as I walked by if I wanted to race him, so he was sitting there running into walls the whole time and lost, and he started screaming "YAY I WOOOONNNN, WOOO I WON I AM SOOOO GOOOD" and I was like "You didn't win look at your screen it says 2nd" and he said "no it is showing you what the other player got, I WON I AM THE BEST I WON YEESSSS." And his dad came over and was smiling not even caring his son was screaming at the top of his lungs and said "man he is beating everybody he is so good at those video games" and they walk off as I just stand there frozen in disbelief.

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Off Topic / Re: Something arrived on my bed today...

« on: August 27, 2010, 11:36:09 PM »

I do Estate Sales and this old lady died and I found an assload of naked pics of her when she was young and she was SMOKING hot, I contemplated keeping them but I felt kind of wrong so I just hid them at the bottom of the box that goes to family members LOL, someone is gonna get to see some hot naked pics of their mom.

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Off Topic / Re: New Car

« on: August 27, 2010, 11:32:03 PM »

Cool car, gay license plate. And I mean really gay, I personally would be horribly embarassed to be seen with a license plate so gay. I also prefer the challenger over the charger myself.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 27, 2010, 05:34:07 PM »

I do not understand your avatar.

And I'm still waiting on those pictures.

What pictures? If you mean his mine or w/e he admitted a long time ago he was lying.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 27, 2010, 04:35:35 PM »

I am undercover in Killville gonna kill Warren when I can get away with it.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 27, 2010, 04:19:25 PM »

What makes warren afraid of visage?

I'm bigger and stronger.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 27, 2010, 03:58:41 PM »

Warren is just Killville's slaveboy, I was chatting with the 2 guys that killed Chriz after I helped them and I told them how Warren joined them to stay safe from me. They told me they have Warren doing all kinds of chores all day long because he plays all day and he does all the stuff at the village for them.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 27, 2010, 12:01:50 PM »

I'm planning on taking stuff and leaving my village.
Since it appears that the village visage started and I improved to he'll has been taken over by everybody else.
Yeah, thanks alot.

ROFL, there was nothing new built, but 90% of the crops were all missing and you guys stole a guys claim next to us and destroyed all his crops, then you guys stole his mine. There were crates lying everywhere in random spots and plow patches everywhere.

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Off Topic / Re: Pretty cool guys

« on: August 26, 2010, 11:55:04 PM »

Kudos to whoever can name him.

Audie Murphy, my grandma's favorite and born on the same day as me, or not, he looks kinda the same.

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Off Topic / Re: Pretty cool guys

« on: August 26, 2010, 07:40:23 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBrEQ6Kh9o

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 26, 2010, 02:54:06 PM »

itt: visage trying to make his e-peen bigger to make up for his tiny richard

Some forum members have pictures of my richard(all over 18 of course) and can attest to it's massiveness.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 26, 2010, 02:13:11 PM »

Again, I killed him because of my own reasons.

I can't loving stand it here, anyone want a new silk maker? I will join as long as you have an iron mine and protection

You killed him because you guys got in a fight that was started by me, I made you have your reasons. You are my bitch.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 26, 2010, 02:08:36 PM »

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=104507.14835 read from there and see how I made you kill him.

Also I could rape Mario all day, he can't even kill boars, what a cigarette.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 26, 2010, 02:03:27 PM »

What are you talking about

I pinned you against each other in the forum, basically pulling the "well which one of you is stronger" trick that is older than your grandma. And you eventually killed him for me.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth

« on: August 26, 2010, 02:00:06 PM »

Remembered it was Draco being like that.
You got mad because we thought you were Draco, sorry about the mix up.

But that's old news, so we can forget about it.

It's coo, the next day is when I got Mario in a fight with Chriz and you all got killed and dispersed lolz. So I got my vengeance.