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Off Topic / Re: Annoyin' kid sappin my patience!
« on: August 09, 2010, 12:33:45 PM »
Honestly what I would do is whisper into his ear "if you ever try something like that again with my stuff I will slit your throat in your sleep." Since he is such a whiny brat chances are even if he tells on you no one will believe him. If he does tell at night go into his room with a knife and wake him up by holding your hand over his mouth and holding it up, then tell him "this is your last chance, you're my bitch now" and slap him in the face and leave quickly.

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Off Topic / Re: Annoyin' kid sappin my patience!
« on: August 09, 2010, 03:53:10 AM »
It's fun when you get big enough to break down doors, then no one can lock you out. My sister locked herself in her room once and my mom gave me $20 to break down her door.

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Off Topic / Re: Getting in touch with my mom.
« on: August 09, 2010, 12:51:08 AM »
Just write down "Sup bitch, just thought I'd holla at a ho, peace."

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Off Topic / Re: Awesome (but old) asian lewinsky ad
« on: August 08, 2010, 10:51:02 PM »
FU-

I'm asian and I find that steriotypical. I'm specificly Japanese and I hate how everybody thinks asians are Chinese. :/

Get over it, you all look the same, I don't get mad when people think I am Swedish or German or Russian when I am Norwegian, same damn stuff.

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Drama / Re: reaper is really gay
« on: August 08, 2010, 07:37:46 PM »
This is one of those threads where 2 guys are on steam saying dumb stuff like "OMG U R A cigarette LOLOLOL JK" and the next guy says "OMFG CALLZ ME GAY I WILL DRAMA U STUPED OMG WE ARE BEING SARCASTIC LOLZ THIS IS AWSUM" then the first guy says "LOL DO IT friend." So the guy makes a pointless drama topic that he thinks is this hilariously awesome inside-joke, but really he ends up looking like an idiot.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth
« on: August 08, 2010, 04:39:11 PM »
Scooore, found an abandoned house with 3 cupboards full of leather, a chest full of rustroot extract, a q77 sling, and a scythe.

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Games / Re: Haven & Hearth
« on: August 08, 2010, 12:21:49 PM »
we have like 3 cupboards full of cooked Q45 fish :/

my loving goddamn Hemp and Flax need to be done so I can make rope for my palisade cornerpost >:C

10 roots or spindly w/es can also make rope.

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Off Topic / Re: Karate or Kung Fu?
« on: August 08, 2010, 11:52:50 AM »
2 Sweaty men in leotards rolling all over each other grabbing each other's parts in an effort to pin them down totally isnt Gay at all.

Someone has been fantasizing.

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Off Topic / Re: Karate or Kung Fu?
« on: August 08, 2010, 11:03:24 AM »
I wouldn't want to learn either of those. Ninjutsu or muay thai would be my martial arts of choice.

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Off Topic / Re: Today, is good day
« on: August 07, 2010, 10:57:02 PM »
Quote me on that, show me where I said that. You can't, because I never did you lying douche bag.

Thanks, got it at the Between the Buried and Me/Mastodon/Valient Thorr show that rolled through here in April.

Well I'd say that assumption is wrong. It gets me off thinking about dudes, it gets me off thinking about chicks, it gets me off to think of doing dudes, it gets me off to think of doing chicks, it gets me off to think of or look at boners, it gets me off to think of or look at boobies/female genitalia. I have only had one opportunity to be with a dude (My friend of 2 years that lives 40 minutes away) because it's hard to find hot gay/bi dudes where I live, and then the day after that I boned my gf and I enjoyed both equally. (Yes she knows I blew him and she thinks it's hot)

Pwnd. It was 2 months ago I realized, but all I said was you forgeted a guy while having a GF, and I wasn't sure if it was this one, so I am still correct.


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Off Topic / Re: Today, is good day
« on: August 07, 2010, 10:23:56 PM »
Make sure that that 'two weeks' is actually 'two weeks' and not actually a year.

Make sure you know what you're talking about. It actually was a month ago he was loving a guy but I looked back and realized he was loving the guy while he was with a GF, I assume it is this one he is marrying.

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Drama / Re: Rusty is a guy
« on: August 07, 2010, 09:51:13 PM »
I think the reason boys pretend to be girls is for the ride of attention they get from it.

No, they pretend to be girls so they get loveual attention from men. If you ever pretend to be a girl it means you want to have love with men. A lot of people here have done it and will be like "OMG noo LOLOL, I just wanted to  troll them :D :D :D XD XD." But the base truth is they liked the idea of a guy wanting to forget them.

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Off Topic / Re: Today, is good day
« on: August 07, 2010, 09:45:24 PM »
You mean that one time I was with a guy, the only guy I was ever with, a few weeks before her and I got together? Yes.

2 weeks ago you said you were hoping to get a new boyfriend after you broke up with a girl because you had so much more fun with boys, now somehow you have been with this girl for a month already.

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Off Topic / Re: I love my new shoes
« on: August 07, 2010, 08:38:39 PM »
You guys are idiots.

Converse are comfortable and I love them.

Are you a tiny mexican who doesn't shower? If so then perfect shoe choice!

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Off Topic / Re: I love my new shoes
« on: August 07, 2010, 08:33:23 PM »
Are you a tiny mexican who doesn't shower? If so then perfect shoe choice!

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