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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:30:56 PM »
and uh... to the two people who said they would prefer a girls view on how to get a relationship... ill write that up at the end of the week, ill have more to say on it.

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:29:53 PM »
the girls looked paid lol

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:25:48 PM »
I'm not bandwagonning, but you're constantly referring to yourself as being better than the rest of us.  Most of what you've stated in your "guide" is true, yes, but that doesn't imply that trying to throw it at another person as, if they're this terrible human being, isn't inappropriate.

Some if it seems like it needs more options, however.  The time frame is too scattered.  Also, generally loving during highschool is a no doubt, in my opinion.  Waiting until after highschool may not be the proper way in which to do it.

But, you've got one point that's entirely true.  Once you've become good friends, there's absolutely no chance.  It's more on the female's part, however.  The male will always have some loveual desire, depending on whether or not the female is hot.  Either way, I've been in the situation.  Since, I've tried to keep the tone lower and strike early, as opposed to constantly referring back to them and never making the proper move.
To people who will accept your advice, that's just fine, but you shouldn't assume that everyone here has "no life."

wait, lalam.

thank you for actually contributing to my thread, seriously. Even though i know you wanted to be mean :)

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:23:16 PM »
I also dont recall saying... ya love is awesome for kids.... or even saying YA ONCE YOURE 15 YOU GO AND YOU BANG THAT GIRL!

People just love to mold things into what they arent sadly.

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:20:43 PM »
I don't oppose teen love.

Jess is preaching to the forums about teen love, I said I wouldn't do that simply because it's stupid and worthless.

She said pictures don't prove that she is a female, but she also said she doesn't give a forget what gender people think she is.

Why do you care what gender she is?

Oromis... after high school is about 17-19...


you're legal by 18.... most people get out of high school at 18......

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:19:49 PM »
Well, what if we would rather be in a relationship with someone outside of promiscuous love? Any advice you want to give for that?

By the way, no one is honestly going to appreciate anything you say because the blockland forums, nursing the adolescent years of many people, everyone will find a reason to hate you and it will just bandwagon (unless you are popular or well liked on the forums)






Oh i have nothing against relationships... infact im all for them.... i figured hey... people ask me questions all the time by messages ill write it out for a change.

But ya, go for the relationship.. if youd like something steady.

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Off Topic / Re: Your Zombie Surviver Group
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:17:21 PM »
I'm still surprised how much of an idiot you are. Says the one who claims he's 22.

I'd better off be admitting I'm ten then 16, http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=113424.0


no one cares that youre 10 or what not, stop mentioning it.

And they would follow mommy and daddy its true.

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:15:38 PM »
It's funny to see how many of you join a bandwagon, but in truth when in comes down this youll think exactly back to what i said :P.

and ya im higher and more cooler and awesomer than you, and im a guy if it makes you feel better!

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Off Topic / Re: Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:09:42 PM »
Yes
You are correct, good sir

Muzzle you didnt hit the back button?
Age:     13


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Off Topic / Jess's Weekly Guides
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:01:05 PM »
So I've decided to do something new and help my adorable wonderful community of morons people out. Every week I'll post something from a females perspective to either help you wonderful boys mature or general info.

If you don't know how girls and boys work hit the back button... seriously.



Today i will teach you on how to secure you're future with having future forget buddies. I get a few messages asking me for dating advice and "IS SHE INTERESTED IN ME?!" questions constantly.

Considering about 95% of you are male and haven't touched a girl or even know what to do with a girl you'll probably want to listen up!


What's a forgetbuddy Jess!!!!???? A forgetbuddy is usually a female friend... or a non close female that you know who you have meaningless "fun" with.

Most of you are in high school and this is the perfect time to make female friends, the best way to go about this is to talk to as many loving girls as you can. Even if you don't stay in contact with them during high school and simple meeting of the person after high school or at a party helps you get mad bonus points, plus gives you a reason to be like HEY I REMEMBER YOUR TITS YOU!


Now this is just my suggestion, but you always want to make female FRIENDS, if you become best friends you've just cut your chances of sleeping with said so person and you wont get anywhere near the girl.

WAIT TILL AFTER HIGHSCHOOL, i can't tell you how important it is to not try and sleep with the girl till after high school... high school is the awkward years of relationships and girls often don't want to get involved with lesser guys or inferior guys... unless you're super popular don't bother. Plus the highschool drama is insane.


AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, after high school is the best time to start talking to those female friends you made in high school... always talk abit first... constant joking around is needed... never mention becoming in a relationship.. always joke around say you're hot and stuff we eat that stuff up.(You're never more serious than when you're joking). Being witty helps and humorous... girls enjoy guys who are funny...


Anyways I'm drifting, now at this stage you should of achieved the following.... a small friendship and a talkative relationship with a few girls.... enough of a friendship not to be awkward around the girl... and you should both be making random loveual jokes about each other. Congrats if you've reached this stage.. you can now start jokingly asking for more. If she bites into your jokes and isn't like 'DID YOU JUST SAY YOUD TOTALLY SLEEP WITH ME WTF" high five! keep going till she  finally says id for sure do you ;)

At this point it should be easy fishing.... you're both comfortable with each other and you've got a unspoken friendship which few know about... it's you're job to get yourself in.. litterly.

KNOW HOW FAR TO GO, now let me make this clear... NEVER DATE THE forgetBUDDY. You'll regret it so much, it often never works out... and after a month you'll most likely be dumped or have dumped her. All your work down the drain and you'll be upset.

Why would i want a forget buddy? OK, i understand at 14-17 your all in love with the idea of love. It's hard to explain but you actually want less of a relationship when you're older and more freedom to do with you want without being tied down to one person. Not only can you have multiple forget buddies if you're a genius.

NEVER BRAG TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HER, this will kill your special friendship... girls hate when you tell your friends and we always find out, most of the time being forget buddies is a secretive thing.... trust me dont spill the beans. Also don't tell your parents... jesus christ.

Troll: OMG JESS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WROTE THIS!

Grow up seriously.

You can all thank me in a few years, stay tuned to my next guide on whatever i feel like.

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Drama / Re: Scream. - YEA IM A GIRL NOW LOL
« on: August 16, 2010, 09:40:09 PM »
I've decided not to even respond to lalams post,

i mean i read what he writes and i can't help but picture a fat 14 year old eating Cheetos alone in his room lol.


I mean i seriously tried writing a proper response, then i pictured your fat fingers typing and i just couldn't do it !

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Off Topic / Re: The one thing I love about school
« on: August 16, 2010, 09:35:12 PM »
no weekends :(

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Drama / Re: Scream. - YEA IM A GIRL NOW LOL
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:30:17 PM »
ITT: guessing stuff to try and prove you're right.

Actually it's called a opinion or a thought.

You really try so so hard to troll people :(

It's getting kinda sad lalam.

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Drama / Re: Scream. - YEA IM A GIRL NOW LOL
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:26:36 PM »
Honestly, why do you people give a crap about gender. Are you loving serious? I mean, honestly, you don't have the knowledge to prove our gender whatsoever. So stop saying bullstuff about females. If we're girls, we're girls. You can't prove us male in any way. I mean really? Are you serious? Stop saying stuff about us. If we can't prove our gender, so be it. Don't talk to us. We're sick and tired of kitchen jokes and other bullstuff.
 

After reading this you sound alot like a guy trying too hard...

Kitchen jokes are hilarious, i mean think about the hilarity of them... guy works all day... girl stays at home does *kitchen* stuff.... rinse and repeat everyday.... i don't know the females life sounds easier and more relaxed.


Not to mention any guy using them is usually immature... which the second they say it, it basicly throws any real reputation or dignity off of them.

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Games / Re: Starcraft 2 - Blockland players on SC2 unite
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:21:28 PM »
you're forgeted if you go roaches and lings tho and they go early air.

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