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Drama / Re: Poliwhirl might need to take a little break.
« on: March 31, 2017, 10:48:58 AM »
he was a living skeleton

He died of tapeworm

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Off Topic / Re: Heavily Armed Antifa "March" at Phoenix, Arizona
« on: March 31, 2017, 10:47:31 AM »


"Stop sign"

That's a loving yield sign

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Off Topic / Re: Heavily Armed Antifa "March" at Phoenix, Arizona
« on: March 31, 2017, 04:21:52 AM »
So did the cops stop them or something?

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Off Topic / Re: Heavily Armed Antifa "March" at Phoenix, Arizona
« on: March 31, 2017, 04:17:38 AM »
Armed with what, sticks?

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Games / Re: Nintendo Switch Presentation - January 12th
« on: March 31, 2017, 04:13:28 AM »


this dock is loving awesome in every way possible

They ruined a perfectly good N64

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My meat sensors are indicating no meat.

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beachbum is insecure about how much bigger my meat is



What meat?

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doesn't matter because the sun is going to blow up anyways. if everythings going to end eventually then why not end it early? as you said nothing matters

if you're going to be nihilistic be consistent about it

I'll be alive long enough as a robot to escape this solar system.

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You're going to die eventually tony, why not speed it up and off yourself now?

There is still a small percent chance I'll live forever.

The world's first human head transplant will happen this year.

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Off Topic / Re: tfw your town is evacuated
« on: March 30, 2017, 03:57:23 PM »
Tony has deep-seated issues that should be addressed before he can give sound advice on responding to natural disasters, honestly.

The sun will explode some day, that's a natural disaster we can't avoid 100% unless we leave this solar system.

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It was really Alan Resnick in a burka.

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You people forgetting the sun is going to explode anyways, protecting the ozone layer won't protect us from that.


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They will probably give into their demands too because they don't want to "offend" muslims.

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Off Topic / Re: tfw your town is evacuated
« on: March 30, 2017, 03:26:02 PM »
tony is the type of guy who would climb ontop of a building during a flood instead of evacuating

I look for any reason to climb.

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