He texts his friends because he doesn't want to walk.
He checks his facebook/twitter and etc because he can't stay away from the internet.
He checks his grades via the internet because he's too lazy to walk to his school.
1. My friends and I all work. When you get a job, try making phone calls. It's easier said than done. Getting fired or written up isn't fun.
2. When did I mention Facebook or Twitter? Now you're just being an starfish.
3. I'm not always at my school, roosterbag.
@#1, you said walk. Haha! I live 40 miles from school, 20 miles from work, and up to 50 miles from my bandmates. I can't just take a chance and show up. Why? OH! Because we all have jobs!