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Suggestions & Requests / Tell me to make stuff. [on hiatus]

« on: August 30, 2015, 05:37:31 AM »

I am currently being commissioned to make a mod. This might come back later but the mod that I am working on now takes top priority, sorry.

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Drama / The Saga of Pie Crust

« on: August 22, 2015, 04:36:48 PM »

I don't know even where to begin. This user needs to be banned.

Without further ado,
I present to you the Saga of Pie Crust

It all started Tuesday, Wed, 18th Mar 2015 06:48ch:49 GMT6:48:49 (GMT) with this post in the today was a good day, how was yours thread.

stuff x9001.

Go to school very late because surprise avenue asphalting and of course, they had to asphalt the entire loving avenue instead of just a few lanes today and a few lanes later.
Surprise surprise! Second week of school and exam dates are set.
Walk to the cafeteria (My class is on the 4th floor of building 2 and the cafeteria is on the 3rd floor of building 1, only stairs and they aren't connected by bridge)
Noticed that I forgot my wallet in the class, walk back to class, recess over.
Lunch, go eat, come back. Pretty good.
Walking towards my classroom, some schoolmates I don't know corner me and ask if I boned a dog. Denied it.
Get to classroom.
Lesson ends, counselor calls me into his office.
Asks if I boned a dog.
Said no.
Shows a screenshot of a message and asks "Are you sure?".
stuff pants.
Go home.

Followed by

It was a conversation about me telling my most trusted friend about it. I'm still trying to see how to save my ass. The moron left her phone unlocked, someone browsed through the SMS and read it.

If that wasn't bad enough, he originally declined to boning his dog, but was later quoted saying

Let me put it this way:
I lost X while Y-ing Z. If you don't understand it, it's none of your loving business then.

in the thread Predictions for 2016

Continuing in the aforementioned thread, lightbox (who is MoltenKitten by the way) posts this:

I have a classmate who jacked off his dog once

Immediately followed by Pie Crust who responds with

I have a classmate who jacked off his dog once

Bullstuff, I don't go to your class.

And then this sequence of events:

leave it to blf to turn a 2016 predictions thread into one about loving your pets

He can't make the difference between animals and humans, how do you think he's supposed to work out internet fora?

Humans are animals. Your argument is flawed.

please stop

You're the one who counters. Say I'm right and I won't post any further. About this subject, at least.

He gets banned by derailing the thread (surprisingly enough, this comes up later in the story)
After he gets banned, he lies low for a while, but all hell breaks loose when he posts this in the just let it all out 1 thread

I got semen all over my dog once. (or twice (or thrice))

loving disguisting. However, it gets even worse when he proceeds to post

That's animal abuse.

It's not an abuse if she enjoys it. B)

No, it wasn't me. I never recorded nor photographed to not have any evidence.

FYI, I only get horny with foxes, huskies, wolfs and red pandas.

They can't get accidentally pregnant, women can.
They don't mind if you cheat on them, women do.
They can't force you to pay 18 years of child support, women can.
They don't burn your head with stupidity, women do. (Especially these feminational socialists)

Not only does he forget dogs and make everyone nauseous, AND derail topics with it, he also started trolling / stuffposting / bumping topics for no reason

No, the real stuff is on luxuretv.

On luxuretv and petlust but that died, sadly.

Not to mention, all of these derailings

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=283991.msg8531147#msg8531147
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=283325.msg8502835#msg8502835
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=283130.msg8495081#msg8495081
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=283044.msg8491255#msg8491255
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=284403.msg8548841#msg8548841
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=284309.msg8545913#msg8545913
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=284232.msg8541859#msg8541859

He needs to be banned.

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Modification Help / Milkshape Animation Tutorial

« on: August 01, 2015, 06:09:52 AM »

This is a tutorial for basic animation in milkshape 3d.
In this tutorial, we will be animating a small propeller.

http://carbonweb.x10.mx/ms3danimation.html

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General Discussion / [GUIDE] How to /actually/ host a steam dedicated server

« on: June 17, 2015, 05:31:13 PM »

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Off Topic / Profile picture won't upload.

« on: June 12, 2015, 03:40:24 PM »

Here is the image I've been trying to use:


The file size is 23kb.

It gives me this error:

Your attachment couldn't be saved. This might happen because it took too long to upload or the file is bigger than the server will allow.

Please consult your server administrator for more information.

Help?

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Gallery / Open Code: The Movie

« on: June 06, 2015, 07:15:56 PM »

click to watch

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Add-Ons / Orbital Building

« on: June 04, 2015, 06:25:19 PM »

Orbital Building
A script that allows your camera to orbit your current ghost brick.

Commands:

• /OrbitalBuild (enables or disabled orbital building. Clearing your ghost brick also disabled orbital building.)

Watch this mod in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDz2ckUoSQA

Download: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/xp7bey29the38c5/Script_OrbitalBuilding.zip

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Off Topic / Ordered shapeways stainless steel blockland wrench.

« on: May 19, 2015, 01:37:11 AM »

It is 2 inches long and will arive June 5th through June 8th.

Will post updates.

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General Discussion / Open code is back!

« on: May 14, 2015, 06:31:28 AM »

Woop

Watch the spotlight moments of the first server here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJObfT41jY

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Off Topic / The IMGUR LOTTERY [AKA the hunt for NSFW images ;)] [v.-50] [possible NSFW]

« on: April 26, 2015, 03:15:19 AM »

Welcome to the IMGUR LOTTERY!

You simply click a link to simple page that generates random strings until it finds an image that exists. There are a lot of fairly boring images, mostly game screenshots and reaction images, but there's a fair enough share of interesting things to dig up that it makes it a pretty fun little time-waster. You've got the potential to see something very few other people have!*

Let me make this perfectly clear:

You may or may not come across certain NSFW images while browsing IMGUR. This is not a guarantee but is very certainly a possibility.
You have been warned, play at your own risk.

Cut the crap; Click the slots to play! new site! I'm learnding css!

*[stolen from other thread because I couldn't write a better one]

Steve's one (generates a bunch of images): Clicky

New xomf version (alternate image site(takes quite a bit longer to find images)): Clicky

VVV Post your cool images below VVV

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Off Topic / Choose a color and a tool. DO NOT POST WHAT THEY ARE

« on: April 03, 2015, 10:31:04 PM »

Vote in the poll, and discuss other stuff.

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Add-Ons / nope

« on: April 02, 2015, 04:36:40 AM »

Ack, this isn't something you should release. This is the kind of thing that makes Badspot lock down client-side scripts more.

:c

~nevermind~

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Music / Blockland Forums Theme

« on: April 01, 2015, 06:06:59 PM »

The theme of the BLF

• Expertly looped
[0]amazing composure

• great quality

Download: https://dl.dropbox.com/s/25iv92tethsz4tz/Blockland%20Theme.ogg

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Add-Ons / SmartFilter - Actual swear word censor. [PLEASE UPDATE 3]

« on: April 01, 2015, 05:50:33 PM »

SmartFilter
Is a new, innovative chat censor. The censor blocks common swear words, religions icons, racial slurs, loveual terms, and other inappropriate words.

Features:

• Intentional mispell blocking. Blocks stuff such as "Fuuuck, Diiiick, and Shiiiit."
• Punctuation-detection. Stuff like Co-ck, pe-nis, and C-unt wont pass either.
• Admin alerts. The system alerts admins every time a curse word is said, and tells them their message.
• Works with leetspeek, IE @ for a, 3 for e, etc.

UPDATE:
Fixed code, actually works now.
Blocked a few more words.
Removed un-offensive words.

Download: https://dl.dropbox.com/s/905erftcs556b0y/Server_SmartFilter.zip

Full list of curse word blocked.

Code: [Select]

Ass
forget
stuff
Bitch
monday
richard
rooster
Cunt
research
Tits
love
star fish
brown town
Damn
pusillanimous individual
Bastard
Hell
carrot
Slut
creep
Cum
Suck My
snake
Vagina
Jizz
WTF
handicap
Rape
interject
Redskin
Cracker
Chollo
Wetback
Spic
Nig
Riddler
Down Syndrome
Autism


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Add-Ons / mygun fungun

« on: April 01, 2015, 05:43:02 PM »

mygun fungun!

featurs:

• lags behind your hand on a staticshape loop

Code: [Select]

300 damage

[/li]


• comes with mysword funsword
• renames "Gun" to "gun"

Download:https://dl.dropbox.com/s/jf08aau289hjlgp/Weapon_mygun_fungun.zip