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« on: June 12, 2013, 09:02:23 AM »
Yeah...
...the street to describe a pirate, nine times out of 69 the answer will be, "He is a broad-shouldered, Shady man with Green hair on his Condom, a/an Big patch over his Arm, a parrot on his Leg, and a wooden peg Name Tag for a leg."
Another one:
...If you had Secks'd on a pirate ship, what job would you have had? The Bed sheets of the ship? Interesting choice. You must be a fearless Sperm.
Aaand another:
born after World War 69. You can identify them by their Smelly hair, Stabbed skirts, and Stupidly Mean shoes. They are Die-aholics, make lots of money, and have Silver taste. They dine at the most Snobby restaurants, eat fresh Pigeon Soufflé/b] (formerly known as spaghetti), and always order mineral Sperm Juice.