Do you have Vista? I am almost positive that is what is going on here.
No, you stupid loving computer-illiterate cunt. You forgeted up your computer. I hear it fine, I run vista, I run applications that should, if you ask a dumbforget like you, never run on Vista. You know why? I can press F1 and READ THE loving HELP DOCUMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN PAINSTAKINGLY MADE.
Also, you know what? Vista has it's own Text-To-Speech translator somewhere, automatically installed on every copy, reguardless of what suite it is.
EDIT:
The Mac-Propaganda-infected dumbforget's way of thinking:
1. Run program
2. No work?
2A. If Yes, enjoy.
2B. If No, Blame Vista. Make Topic on some random forum complaining and mention how bad Vista is.
The logical person's way of thinking:
1. Run Program
2. No work?
2A. If Yes, enjoy.
2B. If No, find help documents. If it is Vista's fault, after all, there are usually patches made by the dev.