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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

« on: July 13, 2015, 04:46:33 PM »

they put you on an anesthetic and knock you out before they pull your wisdom teeth out you bimbo

Local anesthetic definitely
But general anesthetic, not always

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

« on: July 13, 2015, 11:36:04 AM »

Tooth-pulling.

forget
I'm fine with any other dental work
But my dentist wants my bottom wisdom teeth out and just the thought of it makes me..... forget

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Off Topic / Re: Good things to waste a few hours of time?

« on: July 13, 2015, 11:10:16 AM »

same thing you do every other day

Try to take over the world?

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

« on: July 13, 2015, 10:15:45 AM »

i dunno, it might be true

a lot of furries just go way too far with stuff

The most likely place (and only one I can think of) that would have had a "furry panel" over the weekend would be Anthrocon

And if you know anything about it's chairman, it's probably the last place that would ever allow such a thing

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

« on: July 13, 2015, 09:11:39 AM »

I really doubt this story

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Modification Help / Re: Functions called when a client connects and disconnects from a server?

« on: July 12, 2015, 12:24:38 PM »

Also see: trace

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Off Topic / Re: Is rape ok.: the great debate topic™

« on: July 12, 2015, 02:27:43 AM »

never been raped before.

that's what you think....

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Off Topic / Re: Is rape ok.: the great debate topic™

« on: July 11, 2015, 10:29:55 PM »

rape is funny

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

« on: July 11, 2015, 03:13:29 PM »

I think you've scrubbed that area plenty, can you get the rest of the car now?

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Off Topic / Re: What course should I take for college/university?

« on: July 10, 2015, 09:37:19 PM »

:D

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Off Topic / Re: Best mosquito murdering method?

« on: July 10, 2015, 06:50:12 PM »

Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.
Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.
He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.
After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.
As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.
As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.
In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.
You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.

only the female mosquitos suck blood 0/10 you lose good day sir

No but really that was amusing

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

« on: July 10, 2015, 03:23:32 PM »

wow look at these weirdos

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Off Topic / Re: why do i have 7 extra characters left in my sig but i cant use them?

« on: July 10, 2015, 12:23:21 PM »

bumping because this still isnt solved seemingly, and for people who are having trouble with this

See:

Line breaks are considered as 2 characters (CR & LF) by SMF, but considered as 1 by JavaScript.

This fits considering you have 7 line breaks
There's nothing that can be done

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Off Topic / Re: I got a few gifts from my IT internship...

« on: July 10, 2015, 10:44:40 AM »

(that bottom one is worth like $2k)

Cost =/= value
It may have costed 2k years ago when it was purchased several years ago, but electronics depreciate fast. It's not worth that anymore. The CPU you listed (Xeon X5550) is 6 years old. It may have costed $1k back in the day but you can get one now for less than $30

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Off Topic / Re: Best mosquito murdering method?

« on: July 10, 2015, 10:20:33 AM »

Are mosquitoes that rare to you that finding a single one deserves a thread?

I just swat them and don't give it any further thought