Dear Obama,
My house would actually be fully intact. I recently covered the outside surface with 3 inches of steel to prepare for 2012. I also heard that you would be taking guns and weapons from citizens. If you try to come to my house and step on every other stone on my walkway and duck while you walk up the stairs to get to my door alive, I will still come out dual weilding my 20 gauge modified Mac 10s.
Love. Block Builder
Dear citizen;
Woah, back off man, I ain't taking any of you're goddamn guns, sheesh.
Keep you're crazy conspiracy stuff next to your DnD table,
President Barack H. Obama