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Off Topic / Mom jokes
« on: July 27, 2015, 07:01:56 PM »
U know why FEMA did such a bad job at Katrina?

They were too busy cleaning up your mom's cervix

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Off Topic / um... u can duplicate money
« on: July 07, 2015, 12:21:09 AM »
so your bill has to be 50 percent intact for it to be usable.

well... just cut it in half and use them at different times.

boom

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go ahead. im willing to spill all the beans

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Off Topic / how did your forth go? (GTFO CANADA)
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:47:23 PM »
was pretty gud. went to my fiancees house and watched fireworks by the river. got drunk with her and her and slept in a tent outside. cant say i remember too much of it.


so tell about ur forth. but no canada allowed. or the uk for obvious reasons

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Off Topic / how good am i at reviewing on youtube?
« on: June 05, 2015, 09:10:54 PM »
hey. i was told by a group of friends that i should do reviews on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc3P_GASc10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je95J4ZZNC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00y1nFuBV6c

ive never done this before. and yes. i know. im using a tablet. so the quality is stuff.

please leave me feedback either on the forums or on the videos.

sorry for clearing my throat so much. i didnt even know i was doing it.

PS imma be at work for the next 4 hours so i wont be able to respond immediately

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Off Topic / how to make multiple audio jacks as the main output.
« on: April 13, 2015, 09:06:12 PM »
so i have two sets of speakers. and i want audio to play out of both of them.

i have two speakers in the front with a sub, and two speakers behind my monitor with no sub.

i want them both to play the same audio but without having to get a splitter cable.

i have windows 8.1 with realtek drivers.

anyway i can do this?

(ive already tried the speaker fill option and it does nothing. but its not really what im trying to do anyways)

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Off Topic / just did weed for the first time.
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:22:41 PM »
dude ok so wednesday i went to my freinds house and i smoked weed for the first time. aparently i was laughing nonstop and made some of the stufftiest jokes in the woirld.

i used a bong named benny and a pipe. i only took two hits but could still feel it for two days.

yesterday me and my girlfriend went to his house again and we both got high. she only used the bong but i used the bong and the pipe. i was too high to remember anyuthing and she is still telling me what happened. when i got home yesterday i fell asleep for 12 hours. now her and i are video chatting and we can still feel the stuff in our system.

i would explain in more detail but im still too under the influence i guess to properly do so.


so moral of the story... why the forget is this illegal. and why arent we all smoking it everyday?

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Off Topic / can somebody fix steves imgur lottery
« on: March 15, 2015, 01:06:39 AM »
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=263388.0

its ded. wont work anymore. can somebody make another one that loads multiple images

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Off Topic / so mcdonalds is accusing me of theft
« on: March 05, 2015, 04:13:54 PM »
so ive been working at mcdonalds for about a year now. about a month ago i was at mcdonalds right when school was out. the waters at this place are free, they give u a cup and you go fill it at the drink fountain. so i got my cup and filled it with water.

today i went to check the schedule and one of the managers calls me into the office. she had a disciplinary action form with my name on it and the text "THEFT" in bigass letters.

apparently one of the employees reported that i stole soda from the store. they think i grabbed soda that day instead of the water. there are no cameras pointed at the drink fountain, so we cant prove or disprove this.

im extremely upset about this not only cos it makes me look like a dirtbag thief. but cos my dream job (and the one ive devoted a huge portion of my life to obtaining) is law enforcement. so now i could be stuck with this on my record.


another concern is if all it takes is for one employee to accuse another of theft for this too happen. that means im one step away of being fired for theft. because they only give u two chances.

i have never stolen anything from this store, and never intend to. i believe "inocent until proven guilty" but im not sure this store believes the same.


the only chance i have to make this go away is pleading to a manager named "Geneva"... and she hates me for no reason.

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Santa is Mexican for saint... so Santa is Mexican. and since he is Mexican we can assume he rides a lawn mower not a sleigh.

and on top of that. Santa is the feminine version of the word. so Santa is actually a female Mexican who rides a lawn mower.

and further more. he is depicted as a male, so we can only explain this as him being a hermaphrodite.

and to appeal to the soccer moms, the candy he leaves in your kids stockings is cocaine

so we have a Mexican hermaphrodite who rides a flying lawn mower who hops borders and gives your kids drugs...

your parents lied to you all... twice.

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Off Topic / help identifying a song
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:45:08 AM »
so in second grade my teacher pirated and distributed these pirated songs to her students via cassette tape.

she made me one that had a song on it where it was a man who named off a bunch if native american tribe names and sang about nature.

ive been looking for this song (purely for nostalgia. indian history doesnt interest me that much) but cant find it

i dont remember any specific lyrics other than "father time" and "inuit"


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Off Topic / welp. there goes my career in law enforcement
« on: January 03, 2015, 07:54:08 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV48--zV7uU

well stuff. guess i better start training to dig holes for land fill companies

so a video explaining how most of the things u do everyday. are actually illegal

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Off Topic / i might owe somebody a lot of money i dont have
« on: December 25, 2014, 09:36:52 PM »
ok. so the truck driver for Mcdonalds (Daniel) was born in peru. he has a lot of friends down there and a lot of them are middlemen (or something like that) for anime merchandise, which means they can sell him stuff for dirt cheap. i gave him a list of about $300 worth of stuff and he said he could get me most of the items for about $75-$150. he was supposed to contact me when he found my items and i was supposed to give him the money through moneygram or something. only problem is he never contacted me, or my friend who made the same deal. i only have $30 bucks and this guy is back in the US now. and he is going to want his money.

now im not that concerned about myself cos i will be able to pay him the money come next payday. but my friend, gave the guy a list of stuff that totaled in like $1k. he said it would only cost him about $500-$600. but my friend has even less than me.

so if this guy (big mutherforgeter lifts n stuff) comes to work one day with our lists 100% checked off... him and i are in some stuff. i will have to fork over an entire paycheck (god help me) and my friend will be in debt for a few months.


(DISCLAIMER, 35% of this is exaggerated)

life lesson...



never make deals with a Peruian, when money is on the line

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Off Topic / had one forgeted up dream last night.
« on: December 25, 2014, 05:08:24 PM »
yeah, it was after i finished watching deathnote (an anime about a serial killer). i went to sleep and in my dream i was closing the store by myself at mcdonalds. well i locked the doors and i was the only one in the store. but as i wiped down the grill i noticed there was a little boy standing by the fry machine grabbing stuff

he turned and looked at me and asked me what i was doing
i walked towards him pushing garbage and boxes out oif my way
as i did this i had black spots growing in my vision
and his voice was becoming distorted
he kept asking me too stop, he was concerned for his own safety but i was scared stuffless.
i dont know why (maybe because i knew he would kill me if i didnt kill him first or something) i kept moving toward him. i had my hands out like i was going to strangle him. like it was the only option or something

then the scene changed and i was in my room. i turned my tablet on and made it project onto the wall
i was watching a youtube video
but when it ended there was this strange image
i cant remember what it was (it was made out of shapes like squares and triangles though.) but it scared the living stuff out of me

i ran out of my room screaming really loud. every time i would close my eyes i could just see that image
my parents and siblings tried to find out what i was screaming about but they couldn't see it
then my computer turned on and my girlfriend was watching me through skype.
i didn't want to look scared infront of her so i tried to hold it in but it wouldnt work
then the dream faded away

as i was waking up i felt strange
i felt as if i was kira from deathnote (an anime character who murders people by writing their names in a notebook)
like i felt all guilty and stuff
like i had done all that and killed all those people.

no more late night anime.


i will say though that parts of the dream actually feel like they represent actually events in my life. i wont describe them cos they were very traumatizing to me. but the little boy, the image, and feeling guilty for things ive done, all fit perfectly to something that happened to me a long time ago. i have since come to terms with it on the outside. but maybe i still feel torn about it on the inside. i dont want to get 2deep4u, but this is some deep stuff.

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