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Off Topic / im back!
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:44:21 PM »
 I just got back from law enforcement academy... what did I miss in the past 7 days?

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Off Topic / its that time of year again...
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:22:35 AM »
You prolly thought this was going to be a birthday thread didnt you...

so its time for summer police explorer academy.
Last year the week after christmas I went to the same academy for basic. This year im in advance, which means less PT and more class work.

Basically what it is, its boot camp only we learn about law enforcement.  They yell in our faces, make us do drill, stand at attention for hours, run for miles, and do lots... and lots.... and lots.... of pushups.

I really liked it last year and I cant wait till tommorow (did I mention it was tommorow?)
last year was cold and I liked that, but this year is going to be hot... very hot. Today it was like 100 or so degrees up at the yakima military base.


so im getting up at 5 in the morning to drive to the algona police station. Then oofficer stephens will drive me and the other explorers up to a military base In  yakima.

I will be gone for 6 days. Will post pics when  I get back.

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Off Topic / post a screenshot of right now
« on: August 10, 2014, 06:06:08 PM »
do it. right now. whatever you were doing before entering this thread, go back and take a screenshot. if that means screenshoting the "Off-topic" then just go further back, somewhere not the BLF.

inb4"icantcositwasresearch"


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Off Topic / is there an ascii character for a supped "V" and "3"
« on: August 10, 2014, 01:02:44 AM »
Actually what I need is an ascii character that would look like the "power of two" but a v and a 3. like this "ExampleV3 "

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Off Topic / what is badspots super secret website?
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:03:05 PM »
Well? I hear its name whispered in the dark corners of the blf. What is this mysterious site?

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Off Topic / i need new headphones
« on: August 09, 2014, 03:56:04 AM »
ok. i need new headphones. i dont want to spend more than $50 on them and i really am not comfortable spending that much either.

i dont want headphones that will "last me for years" cos they wont, they never do. i want good quality that will last atleast a few months

over ear pls. no earbuds

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Off Topic / just got home from Artpop concert
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:54:50 AM »
so tonight i went to see lady gaga at her Artpop concert in seattle.

i had a ton of fun. more fun than i was expecting to have.

i originally bought the ticket so i could see the opening act "Hatsune Miku" but the concert was rescheduled because gaga got bronchitis (loving humans, vocaloids dont get sick)

i was upset to not see Miku but gaga's performance was loving amazing.

the opening act was some dumb DJ "lady starlight". i swear to god she was wearing something you would see a homemaker with 5 kids wear. her music was hollow, repetitive, quite. the house and trap they played inbetween sets was better than her music.

gaga sang great, she played awesome songs that i loved like "Judas, Bad Romance, paparazzi, Just Dance, Applause, Born this Way, and a few others i dont know the names of" she also played a bunch of songs from her new album. she was interactive with her audience, and we all sang happy birthday to her dad who's birthday is on august 9th. i had a great time and plan on attending more of her concerts if i ever get the chance...

9/10 coulda had more miku.


here is a stuffty phone pick

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ok. so my parents just bought netflix and put it on the wii cos they finally realized how much they needed it. so we've been watching movies and TV shows all day and finally its like midnight we turn it off and head for bed. but my dad grabbed all the wii remotes and grabbed his car keys. i asked him what he was doing and he said he was going to hide the remotes in his car cos he doesnt want me or my brother to watch "bad" movies...

YOUVE GOT TO BE loving stuffTING ME

i asked him what he ment by bad and he said... and these are the words right from his mouth "That inappropriate stuff"

i literally dropped my mouth. i told him "if i wanted to see half naked girls i would just go on redtube and watch lesbians forget each other all day" and he said back "but you dont watch research" *GhostStar Facepalms
Then why the loving hell are you afraid i will watch "bad" movies

he hid the remotes anyways.

Like loving seriously. they have no problem giving me access to the internet where i could literally find a thousand times more "inappropriate" stuff but they dont want me to have access to netflix.
ive showed them how they can see what has been viewed on the netflix account but they said "well that wont make you unsee what you saw"


my god. this will take awhile but im sure in a few weeks i will be able to knock some reason into them. pls pray to based badspot that it doesnt take too long


updates
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=263828.msg7746077#msg7746077

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Off Topic / super heaven
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:32:09 AM »

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Off Topic / how do you pronounce the above users name? v2
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:35:15 PM »
post how you pronounce the above users name.

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Off Topic / "Thank you based badspot"?
« on: July 30, 2014, 07:32:17 PM »
i never got that joke. what is it

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Off Topic / can you sit through 7 minutes of beethoven?
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:49:34 PM »
well... can you sit through 7 minutes of Beethoven's 5th?

https://soundcloud.com/airhorn-orchestra/beethoven-symphony-no-5-op-67

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS

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RED DWARFERS OF BLOCKLAND


What is Red Dwarf?
Red Dwarf is a british sci-fi show. And its awesome, so go watch it.

why should I watch it?
because its awesome

but why?
stfu and go watch it


THE CREW


Our Holly Curry God of the cat people, DAVE loving LISTER
Dave Lister is the brave, fearless,  last human in the universe, vending machine repair man. He has many accomplishments such as being the last human in the universe, being a God to a race of humanoid cats, fixing many many talking vending machines, being his own father (time travel  paradox), having straight love with himself and later giving birth to twins, dying at the age 180 by taking a womans bra off with his teeth, and creating an entire variation of humans that evolved from a kitten he illegaly hid and left in his sock basket for three million years.



Arnold Judas Rimmer
Arnold Rimmer is... a smeg head. He has many accomplishments such as... dying in the first episode, comming back as a hologram, being loving awesome... well a version of him in an alternate universe is, killing the entire crew of the Jupiter Mining Ship Red Dwarf because he didnt repair the engines radiation sheilds correctly. Having love with a clone he created of himself thus populating an entire planet with arnold rimmer clones, nearly getting everyone killed... a lot, having an ego three times the size of the observable universe,  and generally just being an starfish 24/7

this video sums up his ego perfectly,
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZiI3iVgpM


The Fashion Lord Cat
Cat (thats actually his name) Is the cool Fashion master we all wish we could be. His vanity, his sense of fashion, and his love drive all make him the purrfect (see what I did there) catman. Cat is part of a humanoid species that evolved from a cat 3 million years ago. They all died off because of holly wars, but this cat was too cool for (sunday) school. So hes the only one left.


The Master of cleanliness Kryten
Kryten is an android who was built to clean. Since he was saved by the red dwarf crew, he has learned to break his programing and instead of cleaning, he now just does a lot less cleaning than his programming is supposed to have him do. The rest of his time is spent cooking for the crew.



Kristine Kochanski
Kristine is Dave Lister GF. She dumps him once or twice and a version of her from another universe artificially incepts with his sperm. She has had two different actors but  pre series 7 it looks like a different actor every time you see her.




AI Holly
He... she... forget it, they is the ships AI. They run the ships computer. They have an IQ of 6,000 but yeah right, they are loving idiots. It would take 30 of them to figure out how to screw in a light bulb, let alone actually screwing it in. For the first half of the tv show, holly is portrayed as a man. But halfway through the the tv show he decides to become a woman. But in the last season he becomes a man again. But I will give them this, they sure can make an april fools joke.


Ace Rimmer, what a guy
Ace Rimmer, the other guy we all wish we could be. This man... this man is a badass. He travels between alternate universes to do nothing but good. He was part of the Space core but went on a dangerous one way mission to test an experimental universe hopping space fighter, for science. He is what every Arnold Rimmer becomes at some point in their lifes. As a matter of fact, Ace rimmer finds arnold rimmer, dies, and make Arnold Judas Rimmer, the new Ace Rimmer.

This video will show you how much of a badass he is
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0


THE SHIP

RED DWARF Series 1 through 7


RED DWARF Series 8 through 10


STARBUG


STARBUG CAR


SMEG GALLERY
smegs here

Every smeg in red dwarf series 1 through 8
navy smegs coppy pasta
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what the smeg did you just
smeging say about me, you little smeg? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Core, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed smegs. I am trained in Smeg warfare and I'm the top smegger in the entire Space Core. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the smeg out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe. mark my smegging words. You think you can get away with saying that smeg to me over the Internet? Think again, smegger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, smeggit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're smegging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Space Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bum off the face of the continent, you little smeg. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your smeghing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you smegging idiot. I will smeg fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're smegging dead, kiddo.

HOW DO I JOIN THIS AMAZING CLAN?

just fill out you Jupitor Mining Corporation Employment Application, and you are good to go!

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NAME:
BLID:
HOW MUCH RED DWARF HAVE YOU SEEN:[will still accept if none]
ARE YOU BRITISH:[will still accept if not]
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER: [if you dont have one, pick lister]

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Off Topic / employment thread
« on: July 26, 2014, 12:11:37 PM »
so itt post where you work. how many hours a week you work. what your salary is. and if you work this week

JOB: Mcdonalds
HRS: 10-5
SLRY: $9.32
i work today 12PM-3PM, Sun 6.5pm-11pm

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