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Off Topic / maxwell has a maths exam tomorrow and he is worried

« on: May 11, 2016, 01:39:47 AM »

yes this is kind of important

http://www.sqa.org.uk/pastpapers/papers/papers/2014/N5_Mathematics_all_2014.pdf
http://www.sqa.org.uk/pastpapers/papers/instructions/2014/mi_N5_Mathematics_all_2014.pdf

basically I'm looking at practice papers and I have the answers, some questions though I'm buttforget clueless on so I've decided to make a topic and ask all the needed questions

can anyone solve this/knows how to solve this and show me their working? this is non calculator and I think you need to factorise first

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Off Topic / I'm got a surface 3

« on: April 09, 2016, 09:01:46 AM »

http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/microsoft-surface-3-64-gb-10137395-pdt.html

It's basically a replacement tablet for my iPad 2, except I think I'll get more use out of this than an iPad. The iPad was good, I loved it while it was still working but now it's not. I want input from anyone that's uses one, is it worth it? Or should I look at other alternatives?


so it arrived 2 days ago and I've been experimenting a bit with it, it's definitely got what it takes to browse the internet and stuff but I'm wanting to see what more I can do with it

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April Fools 2016 / TELL ME ABOUT BANE

« on: April 01, 2016, 06:09:42 AM »

CIA	WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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April Fools 2016 / If you had the chance to forget a man in the ass...

« on: April 01, 2016, 02:35:44 AM »

would you at least give him the god damn courtesy to give him a reach around?

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Off Topic / Virtual Desktop 1.0 - Virtual Reality Desktop

« on: March 26, 2016, 10:44:32 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjE6qXd6Itw
http://store.steampowered.com/app/382110

it's a virtual reality desktop thing that lets you use your desktop with the vive, and holy stuff it looks really cool, ESPECIALLY the home theatre at 1:35

the backgrounds for it look incredible, even watching on youtube they look great

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Off Topic / I am declaring war on Ireland

« on: March 17, 2016, 12:02:38 PM »

the Irish have had it too good for too long. I'm sick of them. I've had it. I'm done. I am sure you are too. I hate being near them. I can smell them from here. I can't take it anymore. I have to wipe them out before it's too late, and the optimum time to do this is when they're so drunk they forget that they're loved

THE PLAN

here's how it's going down, I am calling upon at least 4 other forumers from here to aid me in my conquest of Ireland. first, we take off from these 4 points and then after we have secured these beachheads and defeated their navy, we incite operation spud. by burning all their potato farms we ensure that they can no longer breed. here's an accurate simulation of this going down:



I fear though that this may be a difficult war, and if need be I need reassurance from canadians and/or americans to invade the west coast.

yes. I am aware that I am invading my own countries lands, but I'd rather do that than live with the irish.

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Off Topic / my mother got in a car accident

« on: January 22, 2016, 10:45:32 AM »

hi this is a rant and no it wasn't severe and no one in the car was hurt beyond my mom banging her head on the steering wheel and her leg, as well as my sister hurting her hand

so basically what happened was this morning she was driving along at (what she says) is 30MPH and it was raining a ton, so the roads were wet. she then turned a corner and lost all control of the car and the thing slid off the road into a ditch, the entire front bumper and the wheel hubcap  came off

my sister and my 2 nieces were in the car with her, the only injuries were my sisters hand getting hurt and my mother banging her head against the wheel, but the airbag didn't deploy and she's alright I think, she's at home right now and my sister told her to go to a hospital but she refused. now I was loving terrified as soon as I heard this because my sister was being vague as forget about it until I got home and I didn't know if she just bumped her head or even worse at that point, I know she's fine now though so that's good

but I honestly I'm angry as hell at her because I said she claimed to do 30MPH, I'm having a very difficult time believing this because she always goes over the speed limit on major roads (70-100MPH) and got a speeding ticket for it for going over it in a village once so I obviously have reason to believe that maybe she was going way too fast, as loving usual, and maybe she's just lying to us to cover it up because she knows no one approves of her doing this bullstuff so when this stuff happened I obviously jumped the gun to her handicapped speeding habits. and she doesn't listen to us when we tell her to slow the forget down

the other thing I'm loving angry as hell about is that we have a SECONDARY car and we even had a THIRD one, but my mother sold the third one to my brother who broke the loving clutch because he tried towing it with the brakes on because he can't loving drive any better or safer than my mother can and then the secondary one my dad left the headlights on over night so the battery on it was forgeted. luckily the police got to her and escorted her home, but the car we have was closer to her accident (like 5 minutes) while the police and ambulance services are a full 20-30 minutes away, if this accident was more severe I would be really loving angry at my father right now for making that stupid mistake

I'm really loving pissed and still a bit panicky over this stuff right now it's not something you want to hear, I haven't shouted at her either because that would obviously make her ordeal worse

tl;dr: my mother almost gets killed but isn't hurt badly, the car is totalled and I'm pissed

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Off Topic / Project UKA: Ruling my own micronation.

« on: January 08, 2016, 11:46:54 AM »

I am perfect for this job and no one can prove otherwise

you might be thinking that I am a libertarian authoritarian liberal conservative who only wants to see the world work together towards building a socialist utopia built purely upon ass, and you're right. but there are some issues that I find myself disagreeing with others on, and strangely enough 100% of the time when it's not my opinion it's wrong

so what if we took someone who is not wrong at all (me) and put him in charge of everything? like seriously why have we not thought of this, it's the most fool proof plan since Riddler declared war on poland in 1939 and it's bound to work

here are my policies:
- I do not believe guns exist. at all. they are just an objectified version of MLP:FiM created by texas

- forget you texas you are not allowed to exist either

- weed should not be smoked, but instead used for rope to choke those who don't like me

- no free speech at all. in fact forget it don't even talk at all, it only leads to social conversations and those lead to relationships which lead to heartbreak, and an unhappy society is one that does not work

- all education will cost nothing and the money for this is coming from printers

- removing "inflation". this has always annoyed me because who the forget cares if I print money, there is more and you can't do a thing about it motherforgeter

- remove inflation. forget helium balloons, we need that for assisting the Self Delete of those who don't agree with me

- removing birthdays. no one cares when you were born, in fact you probably even weren't and this is just a computer simulation

- china


you may have noticed I am using some words incorrectly here, that is because I am also redoing the entire english language all over again and no one can stop me

so vote me, make the entire world great again

The United Kingdoms of ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewwWaNfYIU
Hello. I did not see you there. Welcome to my country, UKA! We are a small micronation located literally everywhere except china.

The roles.:

	Maxwell	-	true ass overlord
	Nonnel	-	vice ass overlord
	Jubel	-	does nothing
	Sir Dooble	-	does slightly more than nothing
	Hulk Hogan	-	better than the guy who does slightly more than nothing
	Steve Jenkins	-	love slaves love slave
	???	-	Man of Mystery
	Pie Crust	-	can
	Pefu69	-	weeaboo hacker
	Dreams_of_Cheese	-	capitalist man.
	boystowns finest	-	good enough
	Grunterdb1951	-	anime commissioner
	WaterOre	-	Border Patrol
	Night Fox	-	gay furry from the moon

Military
Navy

Kochieboy

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Fleet Admiral of the Ass Navy

-

Kochieboy

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Captain of 1st Carrer Air Wing

Army

J.

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Sargent of the Ass Armed Forces

-

King of Vagina

-

controls the vaginese armies of our nation

Airforce

Taciturn

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Marshal of the Royal Ass Air Force

- No members

Special Forces/Surveillance

TristanLuigi

-

Head of Ass Covert Corps

- Secret.............

Rivals:
China

government type:
everything

economy:
half of it

here are my LAWS:
- I do not believe guns exist. at all. they are just an objectified version of MLP:FiM created by texas

- forget you texas you are not allowed to exist either

- weed should not be smoked, but instead used for rope to choke those who don't like me

- no free speech at all. in fact forget it don't even talk at all, it only leads to social conversations and those lead to relationships which lead to heartbreak, and an unhappy society is one that does not work

- all education will cost nothing and the money for this is coming from printers

- removing "inflation". this has always annoyed me because who the forget cares if I print money, there is more and you can't do a thing about it motherforgeter

- remove inflation. forget helium balloons, we need that for assisting the Self Delete of those who don't agree with me

- removing birthdays. no one cares when you were born, in fact you probably even weren't and this is just a computer simulation

- china

10/01/2015 - anime was legalized

12/012015 - crime was illegalized


Decisions under current debate/work in progress:
sending habitual problem users to space

Executed/Deported:
E.
Rally
Bear_Tracks
Lord tony
being gay

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Off Topic / Warning Americans: I come from the future, Year 2016

« on: December 31, 2015, 06:09:53 PM »

PROOF:


the future is not as bright as you may have thought, for example it is night time outside right now and I can't see a single thing and I don't know about you but that's not very bright

there is many things I have to tell you about but there is just no time

to start off, a few things have happened:
- the year has changed to 2016
- 9 minutes have passed since then
- I am no longer gay
- the year has changed to 2016

I hope I can warn you all before it's too late to prepare 5-8 hours in advance, you are our last hope, thank you

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Forum Games / BLF decorates the christmas tree

« on: December 24, 2015, 07:38:31 PM »

simple, paste your avatar (or something else) onto this christmas tree, also save it as PNG please and try not to take up too much room with your thing you are putting on this thing yes



begin

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Off Topic / my computer is really forgeted, help

« on: December 23, 2015, 06:36:46 PM »

oh jesus it can't even get past the HP startup

okay so after playing mount and warband which i had to turn AMD dual graphics off for, my drivers (specifically catalyst contorl centre) uninstalled itself, they do this only when i have that disabled
so I reinstalled them and did updating through windows device manager

it then blue screened in the middle of that with the error system_service_exception, I restarted it and this came up and its quite clearly a graphics driver problem

I'm in safemode right now, I have no idea what the forget I'm doing, no spare computer and I can't reinstall AMD CCC from here it seems

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Off Topic / it's the day of scotland (St. Andrews)

« on: November 30, 2015, 02:26:41 PM »

yes it is scotlands day and because it is scotlands day I feel I need to make a thread for it since st patricks and st georges just as important and also it's my country
good job scotland, you helped make the worlds best empire

you guys should discuss scottish things like: the haggis, the scientific innovations, maxwell and hulk hogan, the sheep, the other countless things, etc.

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Off Topic / it's my birthday

« on: November 27, 2015, 07:38:29 PM »

yes it is that time of year again, the time where we celebrating my birthday and things to do with but it also means I am legal to love, so far 29 women have been do'd and it is all within the law

here are a list of things I got:
fallout 4
IL-2 sturmovik (hulk hogan)
dead island: epidemic (biohazard)
red alert 3: command and conquer (biohazard)
burnout (biohazard)
ass (biohazard)
the cat girl emote (frankie, Tetris and Steve all bought it for me)
lego indiana jones 1 and 2 (electrk)
assassins creed brotherhood (electrk)
true love (also electrk)

but yes discuss the first time and also the second time you turned 16 and how you felt

also uh, if anyone is feeling generous enough I kind of want this emote
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/383080-%3AscCatgirl%3A nvm lol steam trading is gay
here's my steam account
previous birthday topics because why not
15
14
13

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Off Topic / [NEWS] Turkish F-16 shoots down Russian Su-24 bomber

« on: November 24, 2015, 06:49:02 PM »

Source 1
Source 2
Source 3

it had been told 10 times to leave the airspace and the russian pilots just didn't respond, so they shot it down over rebel held territory and the pilots were killed, this was near the syrian-turkish border by the way

discuss

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Off Topic / for those who don't have steve's blockland blocker

« on: November 16, 2015, 07:01:17 PM »

get it here

please for the love of god use it on the research/future Self Deletes and just ignore him, it derails threads if you don't