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Off Topic / Re: Honestly, forget rap music.

« on: September 19, 2016, 01:20:58 AM »

why not say "some music is bad" instead of making a whole topic abo-die

"some things are bad" makes creating topics over any issue also pointless. we're really breaking new grounds here.

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Off Topic / Re: Honestly, forget rap music.

« on: September 19, 2016, 01:16:19 AM »

just saying "rap is bad" is silly. disliking shallow music or music you don't like the sound of is understandable, but "rap is bad" is just too big a generalization to justify

"some rap is bad." how's that

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Off Topic / Re: THE BLOCKLAND ASSOCIATION AGAINST FULL A PRESSES

« on: September 19, 2016, 12:57:44 AM »

BUT INTEL
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS
YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY A HALF

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Off Topic / Re: asrielborg - a Discord learning bot

« on: September 18, 2016, 06:06:22 PM »

this is actually really cool

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Drama / Re: nal ~ dislike bombs my video; holding grudges or some stuff wtf?

« on: September 18, 2016, 12:34:10 AM »

are you actually this much of a crybaby

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Off Topic / Re: this dude walks up to ur girl in the club and slap her ass. what u gonna do [RP]

« on: September 17, 2016, 10:34:47 AM »

damn straight i eat ass. dont you forgeters forget it

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Off Topic / Re: this dude walks up to ur girl in the club and slap her ass. what u gonna do [RP]

« on: September 17, 2016, 10:10:24 AM »

how can he slap her ass...








...if she has no ass?

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Off Topic / Re: Programming Megathread

« on: September 16, 2016, 09:21:38 PM »

also i don't think not responding at all implies any sort of answer, even a "no"

it does, you're just incapable of seeing it

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] I really gotta piss

« on: September 15, 2016, 07:02:29 PM »

How to Make Yourself Pee
If you need to pee for a urine test, have a shy bladder, or are suddenly having difficulty using the bathroom, you might need to make yourself pee. Consumption of certain foods can help you urinate and psychological treatment can be used if you have a shy bladder. However, under some circumstances, such as when you feel pain in your bladder, you may need to seek out medical care.

Method 1: Triggering Urination

1 Lean forward. Sit down and lean forward to put pressure on your abdominal muscles, as though you were having a bowel movement. The tense muscles in turn will put pressure on your bladder.

2 Push down low on your abdomen. While leaning forward, lay your forearm across your lower abdomen and press gently. Do not press directly on your bladder, which could cause backflow to your kidneys.

3 Drum your fingers over your bladder. Repeatedly tap your bladder with your fingers, below your navel. Tap about a little faster than once per second, for thirty seconds. If necessary, shift around to find the best spot, and keep up the tapping until a steady stream has begun.

4 Stimulate the thigh or genital region. Stroking your inner thigh or tugging on a pubic hair may trigger the nerves that control the bladder.

Method 2: All else has failed

1 Kill yourself. It's easier to live dead, rather than living with the ability not to piss properly.

I hope this has helped.

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Off Topic / Re: Pepe the frog considered a 'White Nationalist Symbol' - Matt Furie responds

« on: September 15, 2016, 06:34:10 PM »

what did anime do to deserve this..

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Forum Games / Re: Rome's End - 500 C.E. - The Pope forgets his laptop charger

« on: September 15, 2016, 11:31:24 AM »

!!!!

give me this new religion

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Off Topic / Re: pick a number between 1 and 10

« on: September 15, 2016, 11:30:07 AM »

2.718281828459045235360287471 3527

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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 118]

« on: September 15, 2016, 12:51:51 AM »

stop mathposting dammit

forget u

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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 118]

« on: September 15, 2016, 12:34:58 AM »

let's change the subject to something outside the circumference shall we
so who wants to multiply with me ;)

oh now we're talking, say I'm good at algebra and I know you've been through a breakup and all but I could replace your x and you wouldn't even know y

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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 118]

« on: September 15, 2016, 12:28:28 AM »

the fact_ors are that you guys all suck

don't be so irrational