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Off Topic / Re: Avatar (Movie)
« on: November 19, 2009, 07:11:42 AM »
The aliens speak english?

 When the guy received his avatar he spoke their language, it was translated to English :c

10892
 I hope I got in, Im the scary pirate that sings the A,B,C's ):

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I can't say sniper rifles turn me on.

As a matter of fact, I would actually try to avoid a woman carrying around a sniper rifle. Not the most normal accessory, you know.

I like a woman who can take care of her self, and attack a bolder head on with a Tank armor piercing rounds instead of "Honey can you open the ketchup bottle?"

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Off Topic / Re: Valen's parents caught him watching hentai :c
« on: November 18, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »
Yeah, but Disney doesn't make research, so others must supply it


They have loveual easter eaggs

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone know what true love is?
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:50:18 PM »
What is love?

Chemical reaction by science

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Off Topic / Re: Valen's parents caught him watching hentai :c
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:47:44 PM »
I got caught jacking off by my dad a while back. Wasn't a big deal, he took it the right way :P


So who saw your dad jacking you off?

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone know what true love is?
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:44:36 PM »
Love is getting really comforatble and peeing in the pool.


Did that in a Russian swimming pool in second grade, left a present for the teacher and those who drink the pool water.

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Off Topic / Re: Valen's parents caught him watching hentai :c
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:42:48 PM »
I beg to differ.


I got Distroyer too :|

10900
Off Topic / Re: Valen's parents caught him watching hentai :c
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:33:28 PM »

My dad walked in on me jerkin it in my room just as I came.  He bought me a lock for my door.

Man I need to walk into the kitchen naked with a boner while my parents are eating breakfast, "mom I need a lock :C"

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone know what true love is?
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:29:47 PM »
This. Must I rage once more about my friend who falls nearly in love at least twice every week?



Lol

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone know what true love is?
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:27:12 PM »
Loled.

We are like dogs, or pigs, not every day you dont think about some chick, or doing it.

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Off Topic / Re: Anyone know what true love is?
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:24:49 PM »
Hm, seems like this could've easily gone in the stupid Hentai topic.

It's annoying to me when people so early in high school like my grade get so deep in a relationship. They never, ever last in high school, it totally defeats the purpose. My friend had already had love with his girlfriend last year in loving eighth grade. When I was in eighth grade I was still learning some of the terms they were using.

People have no idea what love is.

Agree

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Off Topic / Anyone know what true love is?
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:17:37 PM »
I have a feeling a lot of people don't, they are just here for the "pissy". This really upsets me because it depends on the way you were raised. In Iraq they made a TV program dedicaten to the instructions on how to hit your sevendy wives, and to raise your daughter telling her she only exists to suck her husbands richard in Allahs heaven with sevendy virgins sucking his richard.

Animals have no sense of feeling toward the partner, just love comes into their mind and after they puke on eachother and leave, seems like most of us humans today. I dont believe in love because Im passed that level. But im still going to folow this principal because there is no other choice for me, my dreams are to complex to understand, and impossible to create in this time line. As I said in these sixteen years I have realised and witnessed many things.

  Imagine you are in space, in a middle of a space battle. Your ship is about to implode from the escaping atmosphere. The escape pods are all gone. You grab hold the hand of your most loved with your space suits on you walk into the airlock. Both knowing your death is about to come both of you press the the botton that releases the door locks. Both of you float into space holding hands while in the background thousands of flashes take over the night sky from the exploding ships and large explosions. (seems impossible but) Both of you lower your suit pressure to equalize with the outside, and while still alive you take off your helmets and kiss. Both of you float in the cosmos for millions of years being preserved for such a long time from the lack of oxygen.

Explain what you believe?

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Off Topic / Re: Valen's parents caught him watching hentai :c
« on: November 18, 2009, 06:41:45 PM »
I don't know whats worse, looking into a window and masturbating, or looking out of a window and masturbating...


My favorite little old lady passes by 5pm all the time.

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