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Off Topic / Re: How to catch a recurring thief?
« on: March 07, 2014, 08:08:37 PM »>OP sees shadow bent over going through his car
>sneaks up behind, raises baseball bat with nails hammered through it
>slams down, too dark to see, keeps hitting
>turn car lights on, it's OP's friend
>note in car- "it was only a joke, I'm sorry for letting it get so out of hand, here's $50 for any inconvenience"
>$50, license and sunglasses all covered in blood
>look down at friend, get on knees, check for pulse
>feel the last and final beat of his heart as he dies
Quote from: Toxicology
