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Off Topic / Re: Is it morally wrong to steal condoms from a doctor's office?

« on: October 22, 2014, 08:30:32 PM »

i work at a college. and there is just a basket of em for free near some health office.
i prob got 100 of em in the car or in my office lol.

i have never used one in my life :o
i would likely not even know how to put it on.

i have the instructions engraved in my head because of the 40 year old virgin

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Off Topic / Re: Is it morally wrong to steal condoms from a doctor's office?

« on: October 22, 2014, 08:27:28 PM »

is this an attempt to look cool for having condoms or what?
im really confused

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: October 22, 2014, 08:10:23 PM »

what kinda car?

08 chevy equinox
why we have so many keys for one car i dont know

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: October 22, 2014, 08:03:11 PM »

i got my moms car after i got in a little uh, "accident" with it
its all fixed and clean now and its all mine

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 11:21:37 PM »

you just admitted that you like apple products because it makes you feel or look rich.
thats some hipster kinda logic XD

or i just like the phones?
are you some sort of conspiracy theorist who thinks that theres always some hidden meaning behind something
is ebola a secret plot by the government?

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 11:14:58 PM »

they do what they want and don't care what people think because they know they'll always have hipsters and teenage girls buying into their shenanigans

 

yeah thats why ~44% of phones are iphones
yeah im sure all those "hipsters" are sure hipsters
maybe you just live in a poor neighborhood so you think iphones are really "hipster" but theyre really not lol

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 11:09:36 PM »

ive never known a phone to stop working. like ever (android phones for lyf)

thats why theres no android help forums, right?

$79 to replace a battery lol
Most phones you could replace yourself in 10 seconds

i could too but im lazy
im probably spending more on gas than i am on than the cost of a repair kit but whatevs

No, they do. You missed the point of what was said.

They do exactly those things.

sorry cant understand you with the cookie monsters
how? you havent explained

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 11:02:08 PM »

Yeah, they definitely don't care what people think, and they definitely do what they want how they want

do they not? prove me wrong

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 10:58:31 PM »

Reaching the bar set by the industry is not based. Setting it higher is based.

well if you wanna get technical...

apple is pretty based if you ask me

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 10:54:43 PM »

They don't have to. People buy their products anyway, why would they cut their profit margins for no reason?

still got that free replacement too

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 10:50:15 PM »

>defensive statement
>mfw my phone's battery has lasted 2 years

 

whats ur problem anyway
i just made a thread about apple and you guys came in and started stuffting all over it

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Off Topic / Re: thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 10:46:22 PM »

If Apple was based, they would have a decent warranty program to cover faulty devices.

If Apple was really based, the battery wouldn't have been faulty to begin with.

its like 2 years old hun and batteries dont last forever

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Off Topic / thank you based apple

« on: October 21, 2014, 10:40:38 PM »

ive been having issues with my battery life being reaaaaally short (like 1% for every 2 minutes of screen time) so i contacted apple support about it. i wasnt eligible for the free battery replacement due to a manufacturing error, so i was gonna have to pay the $79 to get it replaced at an apple store. so i asked really nicely if they could waive the fee and THEY DID so now all i gotta do it take a little drive to an apple store and have them replace it all at no charge
thank you based apple
#blogland

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 21, 2014, 10:01:38 PM »

Just step down and we can all be friends

too late now punk

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 21, 2014, 09:54:31 PM »

Hey mang I got colten backin me u screwed big time bro

im STRAPPED

Frankie that's not a crew that's a picture

you havent met the squad i should get a picture