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Off Topic / Re: Mom thinks that videogames were made by the "devil"/Voldemort.

« on: February 28, 2010, 08:02:45 PM »

Resident Evil 2 taught me how to conserve ammo and solve puzzles.

And the sad thing is that they turned it into a stuffty FPS.

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Off Topic / Re: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

« on: February 28, 2010, 08:01:36 PM »

Check out Critters and Tremors next. :D

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Off Topic / Re: Mom thinks that videogames were made by the "devil"/Voldemort.

« on: February 28, 2010, 11:05:10 AM »

This makes me laugh because when I was a kid (before video games, yes catch your breath) Parents were saying the same stuff about Dungeons and Dragons. It's just an excuse made up by the more stupidly paranoid parents to find a reason why their kids won't listen to them anymore. There may be a devil out there, but he sure ain't wasting time with "terrible" video games when he has any news station to corrupt. I can't wait till the next medium comes along, like holodecks or something and then people will be bitching that that is a tool of the devil.

Ignorant Christians like that make me look bad by comparison :(

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Off Topic / Re: How to completley wipe a computer for selling?

« on: February 27, 2010, 09:49:09 AM »

The only way to permanently get rid of data on a hard drive is to destroy the hard drive itself. There will always be a way to recover it, just depends how techy and interested the buyer's interests are. If you're just selling to a friend, having a standard reformat of the whole partition drive would be sufficient. If you're worried about things like a Computer Forensic specialist (like I will be) you might as well just destroy the HD and replace it with a new one. lol

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Off Topic / Re: how would you kill people and with which of these weapons?

« on: February 27, 2010, 09:45:42 AM »

I don't kill people.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people.

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Off Topic / Re: Another Earthquake, now it's in Chile.

« on: February 27, 2010, 09:44:57 AM »

Not the first time this decade they had an Earthquake. lol

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Off Topic / Re: Mental_Floss: Best Magazine Ever!

« on: February 26, 2010, 01:17:15 PM »

That magazine sounds fantastic!

It certainly is the only magazine I have continued a subscription for for longer than 3 years. Hardly any advertising in here, but what ads there are are mostly Mental_Floss related.

You TF2 fancigarettes would love a picture in the article. It has a woman wearing two Pyro masks as a bra.

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Off Topic / Re: Someone is trying to make Pole Dancing an Olympic Sport...

« on: February 26, 2010, 01:14:41 PM »

I will completely stop watching Olympics if they do stripper contests or if they start including cheerleading. Supporting your team by yelling and doing a flip or two does NOT constitute a sport. That includes you too Dance lines. =p

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Off Topic / Mental_Floss: Best Magazine Ever!

« on: February 26, 2010, 01:12:45 PM »

So I received my annual 10 issue from mental floss and one of the cover stories deals with the "10 prostitutes who changed the world." This magazine is so win!

Other title stories include:
10 Ridiculous feats of literature
10 Surprising stories from Afghanistan
10 Life changing Video Games (Maybe Blockland is in there?)
10 Not so bright Ideas in Science
10 Provocative questions about chickens...Answered!
The Real story of Rice-a-roni
And finally "Does the Marlboro Man smoke women's cigarettes?"

And Much Much More including Ken Jennings on the back page. (Yes, the Super winner of Jeopardy) He takes two different words (this issue is NASA and NASCAR) and finds a string of relating issues to connect them together.

Just like the logo says, I ::Feel smart again:: Discuss if you're a subscriber or just wish to know more about the magazine.

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Off Topic / Re: Me and my GF

« on: February 26, 2010, 09:12:05 AM »

I hope in the next video she's topless, BUT the camera only goes down to the base of her neck so it causes mass rage among the masses here. And I'll sit back and watch the dorks in this thread with a smile on my face as they seethe and foam at the mouth in frustration at being once again denied. :)

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Games / Re: ██Steam list██

« on: February 26, 2010, 01:21:42 AM »

You forgot me you daffy bastard! after all that complaining you did to get me to even get Steam....lol I think I might just be a saaaaaaaaaaad panda. :(

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Off Topic / Re: Khan.

« on: February 26, 2010, 01:19:31 AM »

lol amateurs.

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Off Topic / Re: Epic FX Failure!

« on: February 25, 2010, 08:00:27 PM »

Damn, I wish I could stream this or something. I can hear both spanish and English playing at the same time. it's horrible :/

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Off Topic / Epic FX Failure!

« on: February 25, 2010, 07:57:40 PM »

Turn it to FX if you have it. They forgeted up and are broadcasting the Simpsons movie in Spanish!

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Off Topic / Re: whos avatar can kill whos avatar?

« on: February 25, 2010, 07:49:54 PM »

Mine can beat all of yours. Puny knuckle-dragging Hew-Mons. Say goodbye to the Earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQEh5_pSbd4&feature=related