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Off Topic / Re: How do I get Grand Theft Auto without buying the CD?

« on: January 04, 2010, 03:02:06 PM »

Morrigan disapproves -15

The hilarious thing about that is that I worked so hard to try and bed that witch and the only time she actually wanted me was when I gave up and totally ignored her. Figures, she's just like a real woman. lmao

Secondly, those scenes of intimacy were more graphic than Mass Effect was and no one made a fuss over it at all. Got to love stupid special interest groups.

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Off Topic / Re: How do I get Grand Theft Auto without buying the CD?

« on: January 04, 2010, 02:53:28 PM »

that feature doesnt destroy the whole game though.
you be too busy visiting the gun shop every 4 minutes to worry about health
that an you can still take cover

you MUST play this game man

lol no thanks. I have IV and I hardly play that. I'm more obsessed with NHL10 and Dragon Age Origins at the moment.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: January 04, 2010, 02:52:35 PM »

Plutonic love from the Rughugger!

Don't ask about the hair, I was in "Elvis just woke up" mode

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Off Topic / Re: How do I get Grand Theft Auto without buying the CD?

« on: January 04, 2010, 02:49:52 PM »

you do realize that it doesnt take effect unless you spend about 5 hours total eating the most expensive foods :/
just buy a 10 dollar chicken platter and get on with your life
plus saving will regen you health

Still it was a feature I'm glad they took out in IV. I don't need to micro-manage my cereal killer.

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Off Topic / Re: Eyes shift side to side?

« on: January 04, 2010, 02:48:49 PM »

ITT: people who have never actually seen a pair of tits irl

Haha I've seen em and continue to see em on a "Ruggy want, Ruggy get" basis. It's nice to have a girlfriend. But I'm not really a kiss and tell kinda guy, so you'll just have to imagine how they look on your own. :D

Also...
This thread topic reminds me of a line Peanut used. "Can you imagine talking to a guy with a lazy eye? Should I focus on this eye or that eye? *looks back and forth in thought* FOCUS YOU MORON! NYERRROM!"

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: January 04, 2010, 02:42:07 PM »

Ah so what? Using non-existent words is fun :D

That wasn't my point. Since the words are non-existent, they have no correct spelling or capitalization. So my way is just as correct as yours.

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Off Topic / Re: How do I get Grand Theft Auto without buying the CD?

« on: January 04, 2010, 02:40:42 PM »

I never played it simply because of the whole "Now you can control how fat your character gets" feature. Because that's the last thing I need to worry about when I'm getting my ass stomped by a gang of Haitian thugs 15 feet from a hot dog stand. "Oh no, better not eat that, my character is fat enough already!" *cut to death scene* :/

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: January 04, 2010, 01:16:51 PM »

Edit: You got it a tad wrong

I wasn't going for correctness since half of those words don't even exist.

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Drama / Re: How this happend- GreenBH's "War"

« on: January 04, 2010, 01:07:52 PM »

The mod was not given to him by Tyler but rather by Heedicalking.

He never specified that in his original post which is all I really cared to read. Either way, someone buckled under the pressure of a troll and fed him and nothing has changed. What a surprise. /sarcastic retort

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: January 04, 2010, 12:56:30 PM »

Hmm, what's this? :o
Sprechen Sie Englisch! >: c

Ich habe nicht die Verwendung von Google Translate für diese

(It's a Monty Python thing, it's not meant to be translatable because it would be lethal. Look up "Funniest Joke in the world" and you'll understand)

Also Dah dunuhnaaaaaaah! It's Captain oblivious!

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Off Topic / Re: My computer is licking crap!

« on: January 04, 2010, 12:54:59 PM »

The lowest I ever see is 524 MB, and he can't even run that.

Well that's the thing. You need more ram than just the game specifies because the computer uses some as well in the background. If he got himself at least a Gig of RAM he would see an improvement in gameplay.

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Off Topic / Re: How do I get Grand Theft Auto without buying the CD?

« on: January 04, 2010, 12:53:43 PM »

What console and what price.

I don't know if they even sell it anymore. Might be abandonware. But it's for Windows 95 and will only run if you run the installer through WIN95 compatibility. It's also plagued with a game killing glitch near the end of it. But they have specific walkthroughs to get past that. I paid $10 for it when I found it in a bargain bin. It's a lot like a Monkey Island game where you have to interact with anything and everything in order to proceed. I find it fun anyways and hilarious especially the Goat research gag. (Just make sure no one's around you or welcome embarrassment)

Amazon has a few copies for as low as $2.50
http://www.amazon.com/Monty-Pythons-Meaning-Life-Pc/dp/B000051YMT

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Off Topic / Re: My computer is licking crap!

« on: January 04, 2010, 12:48:34 PM »

That's my ram, actully.

Well there's your problem. A lot of games nowadays require around 1-2GB of RAM to even function.

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Off Topic / Re: How do I get Grand Theft Auto without buying the CD?

« on: January 04, 2010, 12:47:15 PM »

Heres more:
L4D2
MW2

I don't like zombie games, and I already specified MW2 Thanks for reading though.

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: January 04, 2010, 12:46:11 PM »

OH NO

+To myself:I need new avatar. Hmm.

Wenn ist das nunstuck git und slottermeyer? Ja. Beierhund das oder die flipperwald geschputt!