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Off Topic / Re: love.

« on: July 26, 2009, 06:22:35 PM »

condoms are free all over the internet, and can easily mail them to you descreetly so parents would never know.
and they sell condoms to any age anywhere.

Dammit Bisjac, I wanted him to become a daddy at such an early age so he could start a controversy in his town and appear on Maury. *shakes fist* Damn yoooooooooooooooou! :(

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Off Topic / Re: MACARIONI

« on: July 26, 2009, 06:21:09 PM »

:D spongebob

Spongebob makes me do this:

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Off Topic / Re: My eMac sucks.

« on: July 26, 2009, 06:18:29 PM »

Just sounds like your sister got sick of you looking up research on the pc.

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Off Topic / Re: love.

« on: July 26, 2009, 06:16:22 PM »

just say i need a condom because my friend wants it or find a machine.

Yeah, because the whole "I need it for a friend" excuse really works anymore. Everyone knows that's a universal "It's really for me because I was too much of a pusillanimous individual to admit it."

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Off Topic / Re: funy video.

« on: July 26, 2009, 06:15:20 PM »

The fact that it started off labeled as Harry potter, I closed it immediately. People can not do good parodies of that movie......well save for those potter puppet pals. That mysterious ticking noise was the only one I found amusing.

Also, if you didn't want people to bash it, don't post in a forum known for it's cruelty.

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Off Topic / Re: love.

« on: July 26, 2009, 06:12:47 PM »

If you want to do it and not care about the law or consequences, go for it. Just enjoy the next 18 years of your life being taken up with daddy duty because it's bound to happen sometime since I'm sure they don't sell contraceptives to 13 year olds. Or worse, you get an incurable disease. Enjoy your aids.

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Games / Re: Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

« on: July 26, 2009, 03:54:04 PM »

AFAIK it doesn't even exist.

If it's fake, then he could have never heard of it and how sucky it was...therefore....a liar? :o

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Games / Re: Crackdown

« on: July 26, 2009, 03:52:35 PM »

Actually, if you're going to be this handicapped playing the game as you are in this topic, I don't want to play with you over live. loving kids...

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Off Topic / Re: Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving.

« on: July 26, 2009, 03:48:35 PM »

Do you think they'll like this version better?

Are you completely stupid? The lava would superheat the water and steam boil the diver before he even can get the first weave out. Secondly, why have a time limit and lava at all, if a bunch of sea monsters are only going to save you at the last minute only to tear you limb from limb? Thirdly, most people couldn't hold their breath for the two extra minutes it'd take to hit the lava in the first place, so why not give them any air? You didn't really think out your sucky challenges before you spouted it from your mouth, did you?

Back in my day, it wasn't just underwater basket weaving, it was synchronized underwater basket weaving.

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Games / Re: Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

« on: July 26, 2009, 11:39:46 AM »

Dragon song was not made by working designs and from what I hear, it is complete stuff.

Yet you never played it so you can't make that judgment, can you?

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Games / Re: Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

« on: July 26, 2009, 03:34:39 AM »

Well it is a game of the 90s. What'd you expect? That was cutting edge back then.

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Off Topic / Re: The New Titanic Ship.

« on: July 26, 2009, 03:32:29 AM »

None of the jokes work, if it's not named the Titanic, it won't hit anything and sink.

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Off Topic / Re: EPIC WIN!!!

« on: July 25, 2009, 10:49:05 PM »

Sad to break it to you, but, a woman that likes to give lewinskys isnt a child enthusiast :/

I'd sure love to meet her though. :D First dibs! =p

Unless she's fat, then Colten can have her.

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Off Topic / Re: Energy Drinks

« on: July 25, 2009, 10:48:15 PM »

Who ARE YOU that makes no sense at all

Then you don't know that there are lots of things that react differently to people despite what the label claims. It makes perfect sense. One bottle of Bawls put me to sleep in 5 minutes.

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Drama / Re: Im sorry everyone!

« on: July 25, 2009, 10:44:56 PM »

Neither is the word "christian".

So is just about every label applied to a person imaginable. Way to try to start a flame war.