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Off Topic / Re: Alien attack.

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:16:43 AM »

I'd do freakish things like humping their space ships and legs so they'd consider me afreakish oddity of human interest to keep me in their interspatial zoo. Of course as my request for agreement, I'd ask that they abduct Megan Fox for my life partner so that I don't get bored and that they'll always have more humans in case one of us should an hero...unless they know how to keep us immortal, then it'd just be for the love. :D

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Off Topic / Re: Bermuda

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:13:10 AM »

Now draw a line from New York to Bermuda. Does that look like it goes through the Bermuda triangle?

You're not accounting for the natural curvature of the Earth, the trade winds, current of the ocean if the ship ends up stalling, the random aliens who like to circle the area around it just in case there are stragglers and if the supper is a bowl of Campbells cream of mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of international cuisine.

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Off Topic / Re: Energy Drinks

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:10:24 AM »

I can't stand energy drinks. They have the exact opposite effect on me. They put me to sleep too quick. I had a Bawls to try and stay up and in 5 minutes I was out like a light. Not to mention they just friggin taste horrible to me. Mountain Dew is enough for me if I ever need a jolt of energy.

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Off Topic / Re: MARRIAGE.

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:08:47 AM »

I've been engaged once. Problem is that I can't seem to find a woman willing to commit...you think they'd be everywhere and would kill for having a nice guy like me (yes I can actually be very nice, you just have to earn it) But I suppose being an starfish is more appealing to women now. I've already tried that path and it didn't work for me at all.

If I ever do end up getting married, I'd spend the first decade of the thing building the relationship (with a place to live, finances, things of comfort, ect.) before I'd ever think of getting a kid. And I'd want at least one kid, maybe more. But, as I said, its the pain in the ass process of finding someone who won't run out on me after a few months claiming it's because she wants independence, when it's most likely she couldn't commit to just one guy.

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Games / Re: Fallout 3 (2)

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:58:52 AM »

You and me both pal :(

Mine has a single core 2.4ghz and it still can't manage to play most games. It aggravates me like no other because I have the requirements, but apparently I have too much incompatible crap to make it work properly. But then again, I bought this one because I needed a basic PC to hold me over until I could afford a better one. So most of my games will stem from my 360.

On Topic, less than 2 weeks to Mothership Zeta! :D

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Games / Re: Fable II: Selling Hero Dolls (More Stock Is Coming!) (Also Fable Talk!)

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:56:25 AM »

I'll sell my wife lol 

If she's hot, I'll trade. =p

My gamertag is Armitageman. I was on for a couple hours terrorizing Rookridge, but didn't see anyone, so I went to work. You can PM me or something to set up a time to meet. I work tomorrow night from 6pm-6am, so I'll be sleeping in. lol

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Games / Re: Dungeons and Dragons

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:54:26 AM »

D&D with my dad was aggravating, yet loads of fun at the same time. He would always put us into real life survival situations and find every possible way to try and kill us off. Needless to say, what takes a normal game a day to complete a mission, we had a week long parade of death and why we died and see if you can think of something better to survive this time.

Needless to say, I know for a fact, I will survive if we ever have a nuclear fallout/economic collapse/anything that would lead humanity back to the stone ages.

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Games / Re: Castle crashers night, play with xbox staff

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:51:54 AM »

There's always me if they never show. But you'd have to schedule it, work takes up my time a lot.

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Off Topic / Re: Kurt Cobains diary

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:51:07 AM »

No part of anything you said could have possibly made sense.

He was merely stating that it's easy to play down a dead man. He wants you to harass him instead :D

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Off Topic / Re: Back from camp :D

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:49:04 AM »

LAN Camp. Arts and crafts was spent in Hammer, QUARK and other mapping tools.

If you had to go to a cabin in the woods for that. They fail incredibly hard.

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Off Topic / Re: Leave Britney alone!

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:47:45 AM »

Rughugger and Bisjac are like the most badass super heroes. :D
They just need a theme song

I have a theme song. It's Granite by Pendulum. I use it for my former backyard wrestling persona "The No Show"

And Hydralisk, I am very funny. You just don't have a sense of humor =p

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Off Topic / Re: Crazy guy near my friend's house

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:45:31 AM »

:O Never knew it was spelled like that.

lol yeah, I had to double check with google on that, myself because auto spell check said it was wrong and offered no alternatives to correct it.

how the heck does mad cussing give him tourrette's? He could just not care about his language.

Tourettes Syndrome has everything to do with his mad cussing. It may not be his case, but in my opinion, from the way he described his cussing it sounds just like it. Live and learn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome

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Off Topic / Re: Birthday Topic

« on: July 25, 2009, 02:41:11 AM »

Two weeks from yesterday for me. I'll hopefully be spending all of it away from the pc. :D

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Off Topic / Re: Crazy guy near my friend's house

« on: July 24, 2009, 04:31:21 PM »

His language is Tourettes syndrome. He can't help that. As for the knife wielding, what business do kids have on his lawn in the first place?

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Off Topic / Re: Leave Britney alone!

« on: July 24, 2009, 04:26:59 PM »

Which I don't now, this section really speaks for your posts.. :\

*in Emperor Palpatine voice* As does your spelling do for yours.