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Off Topic / PAX West 2016
« on: August 25, 2016, 01:08:58 PM »
Hello jerks, it is once again time for PAX PrimeWest being held next weekend, September 2-5. Is anyone here planning on going?

I'll be finding out my schedule tomorrow so I may grab a one-day pass off of someone to attend myself.

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April Fools 2016 / America's Greatest Prank
« on: April 01, 2016, 01:18:08 PM »

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Off Topic / Problems of the 1% of the 1%: Luxury Shotgun Sales
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:10:13 PM »


One of the projects I'm on at work is an aggregator website for firearms sales. Not just any old firearms though, we're talking luxury shotguns used for sport shooting and small game hunting.

Our client has over $1,000,000 to drop on this website he plans to keep for personal use and to share among his wealthy friends. No plans to monetize this at all. He is an international man of mystery with a circle of friends with similarly dubious origins, and we also have on the team a very talented ex-Soviet spy and defector to the United States.

A normal person may find discomfort with this project and the associated clients, but fortunately for me this is one of the tamer things I have been involved in.

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Off Topic / Applying to become a sperm donor
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:25:26 AM »
For stuffs and giggles, and some extra cash, I've set up an appointment Monday to try and become a sperm donor. Hopefully it turns out I'm not shooting blanks or anything.

http://www.seattlespermbank.com/

Why jerk off in my hand for free when I can do it in a cup for $50 a pop?  :cookieMonster:
If I'm feeling particularly vigorous I can easily pay my rent each month, or at the very least squeeze one out to take my girlfriend out for a nice dinner.

What are your thoughts on sperm donation?

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Faces, Decals, Prints / BETTER THAN BEST Minion Decals
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:52:40 PM »
Alternative wasn't giving the people what they wanted (MORE MINIONS)

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So I decided to mod his Minions decal pack to make it even better!



CLICK ME TO DOWNLOAD MINION DECALS

RIP Paul Walker 2001-2015



CLICK ME TO DOWNLOAD MINION FACES



Don't worry, I deleted all source files so I won't be tempted to work on these again.

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Off Topic / A Conversation With rlcbm
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:22:38 PM »
I'm sure we all remember forum user rlcbm from one time or another. I have him added on Steam for the humor of it all but rarely talk to him, maybe once or twice in the couple years I've had him friended.

Today he started talking to me and this is what happened:



The youtube video I linked was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ZNGTZcP14
He was actually playing Portal 2.

Has this happened to anyone else with rlcbm?

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Off Topic / The most horrifying $20 I've ever spent
« on: December 29, 2013, 06:24:42 PM »


 :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / PAX East 2012
« on: April 03, 2012, 05:47:43 PM »
http://east.paxsite.com/

PAX East is going on this upcoming weekend 4/6-4/8. I know some of you chuckle nuts live in the area or are probably going. I'm going but you're not allowed to meet up with me.

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Games / Playing Good Games Bad: Mega Man X
« on: February 26, 2012, 05:50:33 PM »
http://www.twitch.tv/stevejorbs


Current playing Mega Man X.

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Drama / Iban's House Burns Down ~ RIP Scott the Cat
« on: January 04, 2012, 03:21:38 PM »


Last night Iban and I were talking when he suddenly had to get up and leave some time around midnight. A bit ago he logged on Steam and sent me this:

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/suspected-46401-causes-damages.html

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NICEVILLE — Candice Potter scanned the charred remains of her home Wednesday morning looking for anything she could salvage.

The Cadillac Avenue home she had lived in for more than a year with her live-in boyfriend was a total loss Tuesday night after what officials believe was an arson fire.

“I don’t even know where to begin,” Potter said as she searched her home for items to take to her parent’s home. “I guess I’m just going to take what I can and then the house will be boarded up.”

Potter’s boyfriend, 31-year-old Andrew Kyle Denton, was charged with arson and misdemeanor battery.

The two got into an argument late Tuesday night after Potter accused Denton of taking five dollars out of her purse, according to Denton’s Niceville Police arrest report.

The two argued for several minutes when Potter told Denton she was leaving. Denton told her if she left he would, "burn this (expletive) down," referring to the house.

He went to the porch and grabbed a 5-gallon can of gasoline and called Potter back to their bedroom. He allegedly grabbed her scarf, dragged her back into their bedroom and threw her on the bed.

Once Potter was on the bed, Denton poured gasoline on the bed, floor and throughout the rest of the single-family house. He then lit the home on fire, the report said.

Niceville Fire Chief Tommy Mayville said Potter was in the home when the fire began around 11:30 p.m., but escaped without injury. However, Potter’s 12-year-old cat Scott was killed in the flames.

“The home is a total loss, it’s not livable,” Mayville said. “Crews made an interior attack and kept the fire contained to the living room, kitchen and dining room.”

Niceville Fire along with North Bay Fire, Eglin Fire and East Niceville Fire knocked down the fire in less than 20 minutes.

Mayville said the Fire Marshal’s Office is investigating and samples have been sent to the lab to verify that it was an arson fire. According to Denton’s arrest report, damages to the home were estimated at $150,000.

Denton was found across the street from the fire by Niceville Police officers, who were the first on the scene. He was arrested on charges of arson and misdemeanor battery.

He is scheduled to appear in court Feb. 7 in Fort Walton Beach.

During an interview with officers, Denton said, "I feel badder about her cat than her."

The names and locations all check out; it was definitely his house.

Photos of the house after the fire: http://www.joshuamoon.name/fun/







Take note of the last line in the news story:

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During an interview with officers, Denton said, "I feel badder about her cat than her."

In memory of Scott "The Cat that would Never loving Die"

He lived 12 years. I got him when I was 6. He outlived 3 other cats and my mom always joked he would never die.

Ha ha.

Scott the cat lost his life in this tragic act of accused arson. No matter what sick things Iban has done no kitty deserves such a fate.

RIP Scott ~2000-2012~








Iban's take on the situation
Quote from: Iban
Joshua: Hey Otis
Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting
Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa
Joshua: and then I kinda poofed
Otis Da HousKat: ya
Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police
Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room
Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD."
Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way
Otis Da HousKat: stuff nig
Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room
Joshua: "You guys are loving handicaps."
Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb."
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Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected.
Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved.
Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now.
Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder
Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well.
Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now
Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets
Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering.
Joshua: Andrew? Gone.
Joshua: House? Gone.
Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance.
Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh
Joshua: And then some
Joshua: Feels way better than it should
Joshua: I'm happy, though
Joshua: I wanted this
Joshua: We lucked out


And since I know everyone on this forum is itching to make some kind of comment on the irony of this situation and his final posts on the forum I'm going to beat you to it.

Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care.
I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me.

You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.

User was banned for this post
Irony, karma, etc.

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Off Topic / This youtube video warrants its own topic.
« on: December 08, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8RUnztWl5g

I signed in just to triple like and favorite this video.

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If you remember this, it's a lot like that but with less alcohol involved. Who knows how far my mental state will deteriorate as the night drags on?

Wish me luck!

Code: [Select]
Due: At the beginning of class on Thursday, April 28, 2011

   Your task is to design a digital alarm clock.  The clock should display the time using four seven
segment displays (one for each digit), two LEDs to represent the colon separating the hours and
minutes, an LED to indicate AM/PM, a keypad for setting the time, a buzzer (for the alarm), and
four momentary pushbuttons to allow the user to set the time, set the alarm, turn off the alarm,
and snooze.  The controller is an ARM-based, microprocessor controlled system that seamlessly
interfaces each of the previously mentioned components.  A serial interface (UART) should be
used to connect the keypad to the system, and the PrimeCell Real Time Clock (RTC) should
be used to maintain the time.  The UART, RTC, and GPIO should utilize the PrimeCell
peripherals, the details of which are found on the course website.

   Your project must consist of a complete system design that includes a detailed hardware
diagram, programming instructions, and a complete technical report.

   Your system should have 4 MB ROM and 4 MB RAM.  Your design should partially decode the
address using the minimum size needed for decoding the memory and the peripheral devices for
chip and I/O peripheral selection.

   Your design should show the detailed hardware connections, including control signals, address
lines, data lines, and all appropriate connections.  Show the memory map detailing the addresses
of the memory and peripherals.  A detailed part list should be included for every device specified
in your design.  This includes the manufacturer and part number.  A detailed flowchart
describing the code necessary to control the system should be included, but actual code is not
required. The design and report should be detailed and clear enough for someone to take the
design and implement the full system.  It should also be very professional in appearance.
Reports that are not neat and professional will be docked points

Starting



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Off Topic / Otis Goes Dancing
« on: January 08, 2011, 01:27:23 AM »
So for stuffs and giggles I decided to go ballroom dancing tonight. It was very fun! I don't have very much dancing experience but some of the women there were also professional dance instructors so they helped me get some basic moves down. It was very fun and I am thinking about taking further lessons.

I did some Rumba, and Waltz, and Swing, and Merengue, and some other stuff.

My experience with martial arts and general fitness made picking up the routines a fairly easy task. I didn't have any problems with moving out of sync with my partner or stepping on them.

So, does anyone else here like to dance?

As a side note, if anyone ever tells you honey bourbon and mountain dew go together tell them they are a damn dirty liar.

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Off Topic / So I accidentally bought a new computer.
« on: October 12, 2010, 04:42:25 PM »
OK guys, remember this topic? Well, as it turns out that model of the motherboard didn't support our high end video capture card so we stepped it up to the UD5R. Same base design with a higher quality chipset and stuff. So out of laziness my brother missed out on the deadline to return the UDR3; he was stuck with a $200 motherboard that was technically in used condition although only for a very short amount of time. Oops!

Anyway, he comes up and asks me if I want to use the motherboard and he will just take it off of the (rather significant) amount of money he owes me. I'm like, "FINE," but then I needed a new CPU and RAM to go along with my new purchase. So, I bought an Intel i7-950 and 6 GB of triple channel RAM from Corsair. I would have just have gotten a 920 but they seem to be discontinued at this point and I don't live near a Micro Center where they are selling their remaining stock for only $200. Darn.

With the upcoming release of the Radeon HD 6000 series I will be using my brother's 5870 card. Until then my 4870 will serve me well.

So, $600 later I have a new computer I didn't really plan on. :cookieMonster:

Old:
Intel E6600 (dual core LOL) @ 3.4 GHz
AMD Radeon HD 4870
EVGA nForce 750i SLI FTW
4 GB DDR2 1066 RAM from OCZ

New:
Intel i7-950 @ 3.06 GHz
AMD Radeon HD 5870
Gigabyte X58A-UD3R
6 GB DDR3 1333 RAM from Corsair (low end XMS3 model)

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Off Topic / Martial - Exercise - Nutrition
« on: September 20, 2010, 11:16:06 PM »
WARNING
THIS THREAD IS NOT INTENDED FOR HETEROloveUALS



Welcome to the MEN thread. Here we will be discussing the methods for getting ripped and grabbing sweaty muscled men in every way imaginable.

6:00 PM - Wushu: running, kicking, and breaking holds.

7:00 PM - Modern Arnis: simple weapon combos and free hand hold breaking.

8:00 PM - Martial Conditioning: The warm-up consisted of running up four flights of stairs, running down four flights of stairs, running up the stairs on one leg, back down, then up with the other leg, then down and up regularly and step skipping four more times. Then, 100 crunches of different varieties in sets of 50. After that, I I picked up the 200 pound instructor on my shoulders and did calf raises and squats. Following, we did in place blitz running, pushups, and exploding jumps. We finished off with group wave pushups and more blitzing.

9:00 PM - Wrestling: Stances, movement, and takedowns.

10:00 PM - 11:15 PM - Muay Thai: Ten minutes of jump rope then stretching. We learned basic footing and punch combos, practicing them in drills with a partner; mine was a fine black man named Carl.

At like noon I did 35 minutes of hard cardio on a stationary bike in the gym.

Discuss martial arts and exercising.

Good workout plans:


If you guys want to lose weight and get good cardio FAST(also good leg workout and even your arms will feel it this is such a crazy work-out) I will tell you the system I just setup one day that works great. This works best with a treadmill just because of the nature of it, but you can do it running around. Okay start off with a walk until you notice your heart pumping a bit, then go to a slow jog, continue the jog until cannot sing but can talk. Then sprint as hard as you can as fast as you can for as long as you can until you feel like you are going to die, then drop back down to a very slow jog until you can talk again and aren't panting like mad, once that has happened sprint as long as hard as you can again until you cannot any longer, then drop back down to a jog, when you can talk again and aren't panting do one more intense sprint and then drop down to a jog again and then after you calm down go to a walk until your temp is down and you feel relaxed. In pretty much any exercise the key is to do as much as you can, take a break, then repeat.

For muscles here is an exercise that requires no weights but a pullup bar is suggested. The best thing to do is start with pullups, what you want do do is do 1 pullup, take a 20 second break, do 2 pullups, take a 20 second break, continue until the highest number you can possibly do, then you want to climb back down. For example I can do 1 pullup, then 2 pullups, then 3 but at 3 I cannot do any more, so I go back down and do 2, and then 1. Do the same for pushups but do it in multiples of 2 or 3, for example: 2 4 6 8 10 8 6 4 2. Keep in mind on pullups and pushups form is more important than anything, and also on pushups do them nice and slow, it won't do you any good to slam to the floor and rush back up and try to do 20 in 5 seconds. If you are doing pullups and you have to squirm and kick and flop around to get up, you aren't doing any good. Next work-out you can do is dips, skull-crushers are better than dips for triceps but not everyone has a curl bar handy, look up dips and skull-crushers if you don't know what they are. Finish off with crunches in the form of 10-20-30-20-10.

Do the cardio exercise 5 days a week, it can be executive days, but do NOT do it 7 days a week. For the second exericse start out at 2 days a week as far apart as possible, definitely do not do it every day, but eventually you can do it every other day. Get lots of protein and as much water as possible and take vitamin supplements and you should be fine, it is preferred to do 5 meals a day but I do 3 meals a day.

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