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Off Topic / Re: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
« on: November 12, 2008, 04:25:15 PM »The egg.heh
Because breakfast comes before lunch :D
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Drama / Re: Jess and Jess well not so much Jess
« on: November 12, 2008, 04:20:43 PM »Girls, what a stupid prospect.
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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 12, 2008, 04:19:40 PM »thisand thisgave me boners for some reasonUse the internet. There are hundreds of these stories.
so... more plz
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Off Topic / Re: I got a Nintendo 64.
« on: November 12, 2008, 04:15:57 PM »using the expansion pak while playing duke nukem is badWry?
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Off Topic / Re: Religion Battleground: Rant and Rave here.
« on: November 12, 2008, 02:34:15 PM »
And spics.
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Off Topic / Re: Religion Battleground: Rant and Rave here.
« on: November 12, 2008, 02:29:01 PM »I like my dad's theory the best: God created things, and they evolved. Who says you have to have one or the other?People who like to argue.
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Off Topic / Re: Religion Battleground: Rant and Rave here.
« on: November 12, 2008, 02:25:58 PM »At least Xenu isn't there.forgetkool kids klubkool kids klubk!
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Off Topic / Re: Religion Battleground: Rant and Rave here.
« on: November 12, 2008, 02:18:26 PM »
Errrr
Darwin wasn't against religion or God. I mean, his studies contradicted religious ideas, but he didn't go out fighting it.
He was probably too busy doing science to argue about bullstuff.
Darwin wasn't against religion or God. I mean, his studies contradicted religious ideas, but he didn't go out fighting it.
He was probably too busy doing science to argue about bullstuff.
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Off Topic / Re: I got a Nintendo 64.
« on: November 12, 2008, 02:15:22 PM »About time you got one. I got one about 12 years ago.
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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 12, 2008, 12:04:49 AM »
(11:58:57 PM) Lalam2442: haha forget
(11:59:01 PM) Lalam2442: where are you getting these?
(11:59:10 PM) Otis Da HousKat: The internet
(11:59:14 PM) Lalam2442: Well then
(11:59:43 PM) Lalam2442: asmuch as it's gross
(11:59:54 PM) Lalam2442: I really don't think relationships with siblings is bad
(11/12/2008 12:00:06 AM) Lalam2442: that is, of course, it's the same love
(12:00:08 AM) Lalam2442: then
(12:00:21 AM) Lalam2442: it's going a bit too fart
(12:00:24 AM) Lalam2442: SPEAKING OF WHICH
(12:00:34 AM) Otis Da HousKat: ?
(12:00:43 AM) Lalam2442: storytime from lalam
(12:00:51 AM) Otis Da HousKat: Hot
(12:02:34 AM) Otis Da HousKat: Come on man!
(12:04:26 AM) Lalam2442: posted
(12:04:27 AM) Lalam2442: look
(12:04:29 AM) Lalam2442: small
(12:04:45 AM) Lalam2442: but it's hard to type when my left hand is barrely abled to be used
(11:59:01 PM) Lalam2442: where are you getting these?
(11:59:10 PM) Otis Da HousKat: The internet
(11:59:14 PM) Lalam2442: Well then
(11:59:43 PM) Lalam2442: asmuch as it's gross
(11:59:54 PM) Lalam2442: I really don't think relationships with siblings is bad
(11/12/2008 12:00:06 AM) Lalam2442: that is, of course, it's the same love
(12:00:08 AM) Lalam2442: then
(12:00:21 AM) Lalam2442: it's going a bit too fart
(12:00:24 AM) Lalam2442: SPEAKING OF WHICH
(12:00:34 AM) Otis Da HousKat: ?
(12:00:43 AM) Lalam2442: storytime from lalam
(12:00:51 AM) Otis Da HousKat: Hot
(12:02:34 AM) Otis Da HousKat: Come on man!
(12:04:26 AM) Lalam2442: posted
(12:04:27 AM) Lalam2442: look
(12:04:29 AM) Lalam2442: small
(12:04:45 AM) Lalam2442: but it's hard to type when my left hand is barrely abled to be used
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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 12, 2008, 12:01:39 AM »I have a mildy attractive little sister, but she is a little bitch.Maybe she needs a good spanking with a rod.
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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:55:44 PM »
In all seriousness, it would have been awesome if I had a little sister(mildly attractive at least) growing up. We could have become good friends and had that friendship blossom into a loving loveual relationship.
:(
:(
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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:51:10 PM »
I have a 12 year old sister, and she has forgeted me over for life. About three months ago she started getting into anime when i lent her my copy of Spirited Away to watch with her friend. Ever since she has been bugging me to watch some of my anime, Ive lent her some stuff, but a lot of what I have really isnt for kids so I cant lend it to her, but I can hardly tell her its research.
Well this past friday I was sitting in bed with nothing but a shirt on, watching Bible Black, and fapping away when all of a sudden I hear my door start to open. Panicking I quickly threw my sheets over my lower body, just in time for my sister to poke her head in and ask me what I was doing, She saw the TV and realised I was watching anime and walked in, lucky for me it wasnt a love scene or she would have known what I was watching. She climbed on to my bed, "can I watch" she asked. of course I said no, but she persisted even after I told her it wasnt for kids. I made her promise not to tell my Mom and explained to her that it was anime where people had love, and that I really didn't think it was appropriate for her to watch. Even still she wouldn't leave, now threatening to tell my mom that I had hentai if I didn't let her watch. (Im 18 but my parents said they'll kick me out if I bring research into the house) I VERY reluctantly agreed to let her stay. BIG MISTAKE.
The first thing she does is slide underneath my blanket next to me, not realizing I wasnt wearing pants or that my rooster was hard underneath the bunched up sheets. I pushed play on the movie again and it quickly turned into a love scene, which my little sister started asking awkward questions throughout. It was horrible, not only could I not enjoy the movie, but if I got up to leave or anything she would see my raging hardon, I was stuck. After the episode ended my sister turned to me and asked me "have you ever had love Sean?" I told it her it was none of her business and she giggled and told me she doubted it because I was fat and never had any girlfriends. I said "fine, Ive never had love. happy?" she just kind of smiled and said "do you want to?". My heart stopped. "what... with you?" I could barely believe it. "yeah" she said it as if it were no big deal "that movie made me want to try it". I was at a horrible crossroads, I could see three outcomes, say no and probably remain a virgin the rest of my life, say yes and have her laugh at me then tell my mom, or say yes and perhaps have love for what might my only time ever. Now Im no creep, but my sister is pretty hot for a twelve year old, her hips are just starting to develop and she had small perky breasts that were very nicely shaped, plus I was (and still am) convinced that this would be my only chance to make it with a female. "Okay..." I said it reluctantly. She smiled and pulled back the covers to reveal my rooster, still hard as hell and practically throbbing with blood, she looked at it awkwardly and then reached out one hand to touch it, then put her other hand on my shaft and started to stroke. I then abruptly stopped writing this story and left you all with blue balls.
Who wants more copy pasta?
Well this past friday I was sitting in bed with nothing but a shirt on, watching Bible Black, and fapping away when all of a sudden I hear my door start to open. Panicking I quickly threw my sheets over my lower body, just in time for my sister to poke her head in and ask me what I was doing, She saw the TV and realised I was watching anime and walked in, lucky for me it wasnt a love scene or she would have known what I was watching. She climbed on to my bed, "can I watch" she asked. of course I said no, but she persisted even after I told her it wasnt for kids. I made her promise not to tell my Mom and explained to her that it was anime where people had love, and that I really didn't think it was appropriate for her to watch. Even still she wouldn't leave, now threatening to tell my mom that I had hentai if I didn't let her watch. (Im 18 but my parents said they'll kick me out if I bring research into the house) I VERY reluctantly agreed to let her stay. BIG MISTAKE.
The first thing she does is slide underneath my blanket next to me, not realizing I wasnt wearing pants or that my rooster was hard underneath the bunched up sheets. I pushed play on the movie again and it quickly turned into a love scene, which my little sister started asking awkward questions throughout. It was horrible, not only could I not enjoy the movie, but if I got up to leave or anything she would see my raging hardon, I was stuck. After the episode ended my sister turned to me and asked me "have you ever had love Sean?" I told it her it was none of her business and she giggled and told me she doubted it because I was fat and never had any girlfriends. I said "fine, Ive never had love. happy?" she just kind of smiled and said "do you want to?". My heart stopped. "what... with you?" I could barely believe it. "yeah" she said it as if it were no big deal "that movie made me want to try it". I was at a horrible crossroads, I could see three outcomes, say no and probably remain a virgin the rest of my life, say yes and have her laugh at me then tell my mom, or say yes and perhaps have love for what might my only time ever. Now Im no creep, but my sister is pretty hot for a twelve year old, her hips are just starting to develop and she had small perky breasts that were very nicely shaped, plus I was (and still am) convinced that this would be my only chance to make it with a female. "Okay..." I said it reluctantly. She smiled and pulled back the covers to reveal my rooster, still hard as hell and practically throbbing with blood, she looked at it awkwardly and then reached out one hand to touch it, then put her other hand on my shaft and started to stroke. I then abruptly stopped writing this story and left you all with blue balls.
Who wants more copy pasta?
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Drama / Re: Jess and Jess well not so much Jess
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:49:32 PM »
Jess is a woman, just accept the fact she will bitch about every little thing for no logical reason.