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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:48:35 PM »
That's exactly what i was asking you.
Where?

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Games / Re: Gmod9 question...
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:48:04 PM »
What.. I really don't. Maybe it's because I never played the first Half Life, but the definition of Lambda has nothing to do with Half Life as far as I know.
/facepalm

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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:46:38 PM »
That story sucked, Otis.
The best incest stories come from /b/.
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I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so loving good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like stuff right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just forgeted my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, /b/, is WHAT THE forget DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they forget their sisters?

FAILURE

This is a classic. Two failures in less than 5 minutes. Are you sick?

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Games / Re: Gmod9 question...
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:43:39 PM »
I still don't see why they used the Lambda as the symbol for the game.
Oh come on...

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Off Topic / Re: This is so wrong.
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:39:54 PM »
Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I'm a freshman in college and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so loving good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like stuff right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just forgeted my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, Blockland, is WHAT THE forget DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they forget their sisters?

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Games / Re: Gmod9 question...
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:33:14 PM »
Did we really need to take the time to type a Lambda?

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Add-Ons / Re: Mustard's Colors
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:23:14 PM »
Horrible.

The colors are all bright and you don't even a primary blue.

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Games / Re: Fallout 3
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:16:24 PM »
When Rockefeller
raped you in the ass,
he said not to tell Woodrowwww.
Anything goes.

I love this song.

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Games / Re: Fallout 3
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:03:08 PM »
Japan and China are crazy about censorship and how much time they spend on the internet.


I'm not sure if it's China or Japan but one of them can only be on the internet for 3-4 hours a day.

That's the entire family aswell.
I can assure you it's not Japan, and in China MMOs are limited to 3 hours. Although it's odd when Japan bans something, considering all the weird stuff that flies over there.

All that is moot though as I believe this was a choice by Bethesda.


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Off Topic / Re: Fruits
« on: November 11, 2008, 10:32:56 PM »
Who voted for dingleberries?

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Off Topic / Re: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
« on: November 11, 2008, 07:53:57 PM »
Reactor Worker, I didn't read your pots(I believe in evolution), but did you mention any of the studies done with fruit flies?

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Off Topic / Re: New to Blockland
« on: November 11, 2008, 06:23:05 PM »
Welcome!

Don't mind the people who flame you for this post.

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Games / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: November 11, 2008, 05:55:25 PM »
You can still play Single Player.
Single player blows though. Half the time your AI partners are in a different room with their thumbs up their ass.

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Games / Re: Left 4 Dead
« on: November 11, 2008, 05:03:51 PM »
Yea. The online part of the demo ends on the 18th :(
Oh, I thought it was telling me my time left to finish downloading.

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Games / Re: Fallout 3
« on: November 11, 2008, 05:03:06 PM »
I like how the comments under that article can basically be summarized as...

That doesn't make sense to me. Weren't these the same people that got up in arms over the Japanese being featured in the upcoming Call of Duty 5?
Wapanese handicaps?

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