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Off Topic / Re: i'm following too many people on twitter

« on: April 04, 2015, 01:12:47 PM »

it would take 464 petabytes

FYI 232,000,000 * 2000 is 464 billion not quadrillion.

According to the website it's a tactic to prevent bots from constantly following thousands and thousands of different accounts constantly and other related scenarios.

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Off Topic / Re: pizza

« on: April 01, 2015, 07:19:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/pizzahut/status/583035505874358273

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Off Topic / Re: I've been friendzoned

« on: April 01, 2015, 07:17:32 PM »

Why would anyone want to be friends with a girl? Gross.

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Off Topic / Re: I've been friendzoned

« on: April 01, 2015, 05:30:10 PM »

No jokes, just a bad habit of speaking in these forums.

Anyone remember the whole valentines shenanigan that happened, which I talked about here? Yeah, same person. She really had no interest for a while and made the excuse of not being able to date until 16 to try and put me off, but it didn't really work. Yesterday, some people came up to me with a girl and said that the girl wanted to take me to the movies, and I declined saying that I was chasing after another. She was next to me at the moment, said that she wasn't interested, the group of people tried talking her into dating me, which didn't work, and then gym class started. Also this was during the start of gym class when everyone was lined up.

This morning she said that she's not interested in me the same way I am in her, and that we should just be friends.

I feel like I have a bit more mental freedom, since I no longer have to focus on one girl, but I kinda wish she would tell me sooner, so that I could go to the movies with that other girl. (She was kind of cute)

Friendzone does hurt, because you stay close to that person that you had/still have feelings for, but knowing that they wont ever feel the same way about you.

Age:   14

for reals dude. Don't sweat it.

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Off Topic / Re: Any tasty cartoon things?

« on: March 31, 2015, 06:10:24 AM »

Dude

She is 1000 years old and a horse

Are you sure about that?Sorry I was asleep when this was made

Of course you're the one to actually reply with something besides a reaction picture.

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Off Topic / Re: public bathrooms

« on: March 30, 2015, 09:48:59 PM »

I hosted a bonfire the other night and one of the guests was disgusted by the idea of pissing behind a tree. He had never gone to the bathroom outside of a building before. It was surreal.

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Off Topic / Re: public bathrooms

« on: March 30, 2015, 09:22:18 PM »

Overheard while I was taking a stuff a couple of months ago at Washington Dulles airport:

"Thank god finally a bathroom in this place that isn't soaked in piss!"

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Off Topic / Re: public bathrooms

« on: March 30, 2015, 09:19:46 PM »

I stuff in public bathrooms all the time. The best urinal is the drain pipe in the middle of the floor; no matter where you pee it all just flows down in!

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Off Topic / Re: Any tasty cartoon things?

« on: March 30, 2015, 05:47:12 PM »

I've always wanted a genuine hot steaming boll of noodles complementary with extra swirly white things. I've yet to find a place in the south that has those or serves those.
Not even a fancy Chinese dine in has them.

You see them in Korean and Japanese restaurants. They're made of delicious pureed fish product yum yum. Related to that post I made some extra spicy thai curry for dinner last night and had leftovers for lunch. MmmmMmmm.

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Off Topic / Re: Any tasty cartoon things?

« on: March 30, 2015, 05:22:47 PM »

Princess Luna's starfish.

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Drama / Re: Stop feeding outrageously obvious trolls, please.

« on: March 29, 2015, 09:10:06 PM »

You heard OP

ignore this topic

I'm sorry again Taboo, but you've been officially wrecked by someone who thinks their life is only worth living as long as there are cartoon horses to jack off to.

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Drama / Re: Stop feeding outrageously obvious trolls, please.

« on: March 29, 2015, 08:42:11 PM »

You done goofed Taboo! Drama threads are supposed to be about specific people and their actions. I'm sorry :(

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Off Topic / Re: 'Please Don't Shoot Me': Dog Walker Begs for Life Before Deadly Shooting

« on: March 25, 2015, 04:13:33 PM »

I was in Philadelphia this past weekend for the first time. There was a mugging across the street from the bar I was in, my friend's car got towed, and I was disgustingly close to New Jersey.

It's a vile city full of terrible people and I'd be glad to never return. Although I did have a really good gyro by my friend's house...

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Off Topic / Re: List of Users from Each State (START UP YOUR BLF RELATIONSHIP TODAY)

« on: March 14, 2015, 11:22:35 PM »

Lol okay. Never been to either. As a kid, I told my mom I wanted to live in NYC. But I was ignorant then.

We Buffalonians are very glad to be on the opposite side of the state from NYC lol

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Off Topic / Re: List of Users from Each State (START UP YOUR BLF RELATIONSHIP TODAY)

« on: March 14, 2015, 11:11:06 PM »

New York what? City or state?
If I could go to any state, I would go to Alaska or California. I also really like Michigan, but I lived there for a year ('01-'02 iirc) and vacation there often, so I'd rather try AK and CA first.

I said the good part, so obviously not New York City.