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Forum Games / Re: Earth 5.0 - The world of Terra
« on: November 16, 2011, 11:02:26 AM »
Feep, I'd like a mass driver, a focused laser, an FTL drive, and a medical shipment please. We'll send some of our finest body armor, and lifeforms for 'em.
Seriously. I was just in a civil war... so yeah.

alright, come dock a freighter to the ship orbiting.

:3

none of the above is included, the FTL drive is not overpowered because it is extremely radioactive if broken, and it uses Neutino particles so it would break all your weapons when you jump.

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Off Topic / Re: Rockslide26, an ode to hypocrisy
« on: November 16, 2011, 11:00:27 AM »
Isn't this a drama?

anyway, didn't put this in drama because I just thought it wasn't needed as a drama, more of a mockery.

He basically drama'd himself in the topic about edman.

So I just wanted to bring this up for anyone that missed it.

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Off Topic / Re: Rockslide26, an ode to hypocrisy
« on: November 16, 2011, 10:56:33 AM »
did you hear he's going to shoot wigger mexicans with his rifle instead now

OH REALLY?

damn man i would be scared to be a mexican

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Off Topic / Re: The GAG Quartet - le Internet Medley
« on: November 16, 2011, 10:56:09 AM »
these guys have great talent

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Off Topic / Re: DOCTOR KOBEWARRIOR
« on: November 16, 2011, 02:38:48 AM »
can i be the blind medivac helicopter pilot? :D

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Off Topic / Re: Who can claim ownership of the moon?
« on: November 16, 2011, 02:27:39 AM »
with your spelling and grammar, you will never be able to even sign your own name on the documents saying you own the moon.

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Off Topic / Re: Rate me!
« on: November 16, 2011, 01:36:20 AM »
10/10 all day

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Off Topic / Re: Rockslide26, an ode to hypocrisy
« on: November 16, 2011, 01:25:03 AM »
didn't plastic man kick his ass or something

stokin y u gota get band T-T

you mean... this topic?

Alright, let's read your story as a class.

Okay... so you got mad and called another human being a friend for taking the interest in you like that?

Okay I guess, it only suggests you have anger issues and does little else for anything.


I could see where some people might get confused here, because most American schools don't allow their students to leave campus during the school hours without parent or guardian permission. But then again, that doesn't prove anything either way.

Umm so you punched a gang leader in the face and his gang buddies didn't care...

Okay...

Okay, you're holding a bayonet three feet from his chest after discharging your weapon at him (guess nobody called the cops in your 400K/year neighborhood at the sound of a gun being fired, but rich people don't care if guns go off on their block, do they?).

Okay, so again, the wigger is a Mosin's length (3'2") away from you AND the length of the bayonet (1'3) AND three additional feet.

So, I'd say the wigger is just over SEVEN feet away from you at this point.

Now the wigger must look like this:



That's right, the wigger is Plastic Man from the comic books. That explains how he was able to close the distance of 7 feet and hit you square in the face with what's essentially a spear between the two of you. I wouldn't mess with that wigger, you got serious balls to be threatening Plastic Man with a rifle. Who know? What if when you shot his hat he stretched out his 7-feet-arms and and stabbed you with something?

You got spunk kid, don't ever let anybody keep you down.

I can imagine this easily. Because rifles are really good weapons that nobody likes to grab and try to wrestle away from you. The wigger may be Plastic Man, and like Plastic Man he knows that you never try to take the gun away from the person who's trying to shoot you. Instead, you punch them in the face with your long arms, then wait for them to walk towards you and hit you with the butt of their weapon. That's how Plastic Man does it, so I'm sure the wigger kid here did it the same way.

Although, and I'm not saying I disagree with Plastic Man, I personally would have chosen to grab the rifle when you went to hit me with the back end of it and I would have tried to wrestle it away from you. But then again I don't have a 7-foot-reach on my punches nor do I have super powers, so what do I know?

I can tell you from experience that this is standard police procedure. Police Officers generally don't write citations for people that discharge their firearms in residential areas, because truth be told, most Police Officers never go to Police Academy, and most of them don't realize that a civilian firing a weapon at somebody within 150 feet of a private dwelling is a crime. Most of them don't even realize that firing a gun at another human being without the intention of injuring them is both reckless endangerment and and an unlawful threat.


I can't see where Edman might have had doubts about your story. It all checks out to me and I can give this the seal of 100% legitimacy.

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Off Topic / Rockslide26, an ode to hypocrisy
« on: November 16, 2011, 01:17:54 AM »

Alright, here we go. Recently a lot of people have been giving me so much bullstuff. In no sort of chronological order, here we go with some examples. The first example is (and I've never told anyone IRL this simple fact) that this friend texts me like "dud ur gret grandpa is evel he Josef Mengele". I ask said friend how he found that out and he answers with one word, "google". I ask him why the forget he googles me in his spare time, and he says "Y DID UR MOM GOOGLE YOU IN HER SPARE TIME LOL". Here he goes, giving me bullstuff because of my genetic history and using the incredibly annoying "your mom" joke.

     Another example of people giving me bullstuff is some cigarettes steal my bike, and I find it badly hidden in the woods near school. I take it back home during my free period, when teachers let you leave school to eat lunch, and I can ride a bike to my house and walk back easily within the 45 minutes of the free period. As I go to walk back home, the bike stealing wigger gang comes up to me and the boss wigger asks me "dude y u steal your bike back". I answer by punching him in the face and leaving, due to him being a loving starfish. He knows where my house is, and he comes to try to steal it back. He walks into my yard and I pull my Mosin on him, giving him the clear verbal command to leave the property.

     He answers "heyl naw not until i gets the bike bak". I ask him a total of three times to leave, and he says no every time. He was wearing his hat with the brim standing straight up, and I'm pissed and shoot through the brim of his Yankees cap. He yells that I missed, and I'm now holding a bayonet maybe three feet from his chest, asking him again very clearly to leave. He refuses again, and he punches me in the face. I club him with the end of the gun and when he falls down, I put a foot on his chest and I hold the tip of the bayonet on his neck until he says he will leave. He pushed me to the extent of being that pissed off, and he runs home and calls the police. The police show up at my house, I show them the gun, let the officer unload it and run the serial, and when all comes up clean and legal, the police leave.

     The next day at school, people give me bullstuff because of what was between the friend wigger and I, and everyone is so afraid of me and they're all calling me impulsively violent. Every few seconds now, I'm getting a text calling me impulsive, or a sociopath, or some other insult because of something I did IN SELF DEFENSE.

How do I heal my reputation? I mean, I might look intimidating or whatever, being 6' 3" and fairly strong, but that doesn't mean I will beat the stuff out of everyone, the only reason that wigger got his ass handed to him was because he decided to forget with me and he pushed the issue too far.



tl;dr friend comes to my house to steal things, I pull a gun on him, and he is a loving crybaby.




We all remember this, right? Well I found a topic about the one time my friend was close to commiting Self Delete, and I found it quite funny after remembering rockslides story.




I can take more flame than a burning building, don't even try.
But apparently he can't put up with some guy on his lawn!  :cookieMonster:

Also, the reason I'm doing this is because of the fact that he has had a personal vendetta against me for quite some time, and I think it's only fair that I get some revenge.

anyway, didn't put this in drama because I just thought it wasn't needed as a drama, more of a mockery.

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Forum Games / Re: Earth 5.0 - The world of Terra
« on: November 16, 2011, 12:46:49 AM »
Farken ships rocket out of space, slowing down around deep orbit of Terra.


trade is now open

we currently have

6x heavy space weapons cache (magnetic, focused laser, missiles, mass drivers)

2x FTL drives (VERY EXPENSIVE, LARGE, USES SUBATOMIC PARTICLES, cannot be used on armed ships, or weapons will explode)

10x Medical shipments (can create vaccines, heal biological problems, fix DNA)

20x space rations

-----------------------------------------

Farken has lost most of it's wildlife on Rohkna, so any wildlife sent from terra will be greatly paid for.




(also i can explain all of these items in more detail, the FTL drive is scientifically correct)

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Off Topic / Re: Forums rid of most morons :D
« on: November 16, 2011, 12:26:21 AM »
OH GOD


...it's you again

hold up, you weren't here for the yogamoanyo time era

and you also say you're a female

i'm calling massive alt right here folks

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Games / Re: Star Wars: The Old Republic
« on: November 16, 2011, 12:06:05 AM »
I have been signed up for the beta team for about 2 years now, it's turned out to be a great game.

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Games / Re: Gift me Portal 2 pleasies
« on: November 15, 2011, 06:56:39 PM »
How about you save up  your money and get it?

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