Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - ultimamax

Pages: 1 ... 575 576 577 578 579 [580] 581 582 583 584 585 ... 780
8686
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 19, 2010, 11:36:12 AM »
Every Blockhead down in Blockland liked their offspring a lot,
But Nikki's mom, who lived just north of Blockland, did not.

Merry Christmas.
Someone write the full version!

8687
I think some forum had us mentioned, or they're like "raid the stuff out of them!"
edit: Guest    10:31:08 AM    Unknown Action
!

8688
General Discussion / Re: Yuki's Premium Roleplay Server V2
« on: December 19, 2010, 11:29:06 AM »
Is it going up today suh?

8689
Drama / Re: i giv u fiv cokkie! || BAMSE
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:44:19 AM »
To be honest this happens all the time.
Its quite strange how SUDDENLY, children kinda get more...stupid?
You'd think with such a mind-opening idea like LEGO, smarter people would come..

8690
Off Topic / Re: So you suddenly have 65,000,000 money.
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:39:40 AM »
I'd buy a nice house and a hybrid car.
Within the house I'd install great security, and voice-activated functions like *close shades*.
I'd make a tiny housekeeping robot with a jetpack. He would fly around and pick up trash, and have the plans of what I want where in his head.
I'd donate some to various charities, give money to my parents for a nice house of their own and extra money, I'd give my sister a ton of cash as well, I'd try to get a PhD somehow, maybe in programming or computer science. From there I'd make a hightech security system to hide my cash, cause banks are untrustworthy.
I would buy the Willis Tower back and name it Sears Tower again.

8691
Off Topic / Re: Internet maturity- let's count to 100.
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:31:38 AM »
-1

8692
Off Topic / Re: 2012 IS JUST A PIECE OF BS
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:30:52 AM »
2012 will happen in the style that people start riots and burn everything to the ground cause they think they're enjoying their last moments
I think NK is just going to go FDSFDSFS and launch their nukes or something. But I guess people will only start rioting when they see a giant meteorite or volcanoes erupting or some stuff. Actually, it'd be funny if a volcano erupted on that day; people would go like OGM on one small part of the world while the rest of us gets nothing.

8693
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:22:28 AM »
ultimax = niiki's brother?
Correct.
If I didn't read it, how would I know that she's been cheating on him?

Ooh Beecha-down.

Besides my mom cheated on my dad and she didn't have any money to leave but she did anyways in LESS THEN a year. And if he has to give her money or she'll call the cops, you do realize you can contest this in court if your dad isn't doing anything wrong, and he's not obligated to give her a dime in the first place. If he goes to a divorce lawyer and files for divorce they can determine who get's the house and the children. I know I've gone through this myself. It was settled out of court that my mom to leave and take the car and my dad keep the house and split custody. And as I was saying my mom had no money and she got a stuffty apartment for $300 a month, which if you're living off of minimum wage is affordable, not saying it's not hard but it's affordable.
I didn't make the OP, so I don't know whether she put the cheating part or not. Had you read the OP but not the topic, you would know that he was being cheated on I think. Still, it's up for trying. I'll ask dad about it, he's asleep right now.

8694
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:45:19 PM »
Sounds like a dumb blonde.
The funny thing is, she was a brunette, but she dyed her hair blonde. Artificial Blondeness = Real Stupidity.

8695
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:37:43 PM »
Most of the times you'll only know after you did it.
I guess. It's a frustrating position, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place (did i use that metaphor correctly?)

8696
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:30:49 PM »
It seems you are concentrating anger in yourself due to your mother, that's bad.
I'm not any psychologist, but I have experienced the same thing you did. I just ignored it and moved on. Kill the anger inside you, be patient, it'll end, one day.
I'm not, I was just annoyed by him. I'm a calm person IRL, but that guy knew how to annoy. That happened before I knew about my mom being crazy and all the drama in my life.
I WOULD WALK 700 MILES UNTIL MY FEET BLED AND MY SHINS BROKE FOR A GOOD CAUSE
I WOULD BLEED 700 MILES UNTIL MY SHINS WALKED AND MY FEET BROKE FOR A GOOD CAUSE

8697
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:29:35 PM »
I made a poll. Have fun. :o
But if they destroy our car (other option) then we have no monies
remove that one

8698
Off Topic / Re: Funny Misheard lyrics
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:24:40 PM »
I swear to God, most times I hear this song, I think the bold part is him saying "Now my butt goes fighting a dragon." Seriously, listen to it.
Must try this.
EDIT: LOL'D HEARTILY

8699
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:22:51 PM »
If she ever does some to try to offend you, laugh. You don't have to talk.
I don't know how to laugh and make it sound real, unless something funny actually pops up.
Maybe I'll just say "forget this, you're handicapped, peace out." or something. One time I was arguing with some kid and then I'm like
"NO. SHUT UP, GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T GIVE A stuff, BYE." and he ran away. Perhaps by acting how I don't normally will get a shock reaction.

8700
Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:20:40 PM »
Edit her hosts file to redirect to meatspin when you turn 18.  :cookieMonster:

But in all seriousness, I just noticed how good I got it here.
Hope it gets better soon, or she gets arrested.
I chuckled heartily.
That's touching. No joke. That actually got to me. I guess since I'm 17 and while I still have a pretty good relationship with my parents I've naturally strayed away as most teens my age do. When I see pictures of when I was younger its give me that same feeling that it won't happen again. I can relate to the feeling you have.
I'm not exactly sure of the legal procedure involved with divorce. I've always assumed the parents fight in court for custody. I would assume your dad would receive custody though considered your mom has no job and I doubt the judge will release two kids to a parent with no job.
Thanks, Dest. I hope that you're right. :I
On a lighter note, if dad wins our custody, we might get to be happy again, because he's working with a few other people on this machine that burns things without creating harmful gasses. He just needs to find a company that has trash made daily, like a chain of nursing homes, so he can burn their trash and get monies :o

Pages: 1 ... 575 576 577 578 579 [580] 581 582 583 584 585 ... 780