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Drama / Re: xavit12 - Hurrr Sabotage Is Funnah
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:44:35 PM »
Ok, wombo has GOT to be yoga.

I asked yoga on skype why he did that and he said "hey guess what inviting people to a call doesnt do anything i could invite a billion people to my skype while streaming and not lag"

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:40:30 PM »
your profile says female.

noob.
it's called a joke, lol
lots of people on here call themselves a female on this forum


wombo is the new yogamoanyo i think

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:39:43 PM »
Wait until she is at town shopping for wrinkle make up. (smirk)
Make sure dad is home.
Call police/child services.
What am I supposed to say if we call them? It seems too foggy, it's just "oh hey yeah my mom is *blahblahblah*"
I think I'm going to walk up to her (they're still arguing ¬.¬) and get her to shut up.

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:36:48 PM »
okay, uh, how about some sister-sister incest with pics?
I'm a boy and that is no. We are not hick people.

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:35:52 PM »
Lol, you guys are acting like her mom is loving beating her. Yes, she's pretty loose, doesn't really seem like a good role model but, she's taking care of her kids.
She's not taking care of us very much. Dad gets money and she moans for some, claiming it's for bills and things, but she spends it on other stuff. One time she got money to pay my phone so we would actually have some form of plan if something went wrong, but she went to nordstrom and bought some shoes. And if you mention "hey why did you buy shoes" or something like that she's like "ogm stfu i dont want 2 tlak abot dis."


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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:33:35 PM »
Slap the loving bitch
Ain't that simple, boi.
I've slapped her before, though. She was drunk I think, and she was being mean to nicole and she hit her on the back (her back is sensitive cause of scoliosis) so I stood up and slapped her in the face. She was shocked, probably because she realized she isn't invincible, and she shook out of it in a second and started going "WTSDFHAPOIDHSAPDIHASDPHOASDHO PAS"

Trust me, although it sucks to live here, it's better then being outside in the cold in Chicago.

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:24:50 PM »
Oh. My. God. I feel so bad for you. I literally want to cry for you.
I can't tell if you are sarcasming, though I guess this story looks a lot worse in your eyes then mine.

everybody pitch in a cent to the "escape or get raped (metaphorically)" fund

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:22:53 PM »
yes our mom is a bitch  :panda:
they are arguing right now, nikki withdrew upstairs to her room
i sit here listening to mom bitch and moan to our dad
here's a story:

My mom and I used to share an account on my mac. I had my own folder and was told not to go into any others. I obeyed. Soon I asked mom to make me my own account so I had more freedom, so she made me one. I went back into my old folder from the previous account a few months later, having forgotten, and there was a picture of her without her top on as it said "tunde's slave" (i figure tunde is one of her entrepreneur  buddies or something) and a bunch of other words and in the center it said happy birthday. This was made crudely in photoshop or something. I put it in a word document and left it open, and went to do my homework. My mom and dad were arguing like lots of times, and me, my dad, and nikki were all going somewhere. I wrapped up my homework and told my mom to check the computer after I'd left. When I came back, she banned me from the computer for being too "nosy". Luckily I've convinced her to let me back on, but she's still very iffy on it. I've known she was doing this kind of stuff since I was eight, however.

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Off Topic / Re: NERF Thread; AKA "Back in 'nam... Darts everywhere" V2
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:17:09 PM »
My friend modded two of his guns, he just stretched the spring for farther reach. Damn that stuff is cool.

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Off Topic / Re: Word of the day.
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:04:57 PM »
chrysanthemum

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Off Topic / Re: Internet maturity- let's count to 100.
« on: December 18, 2010, 09:30:50 PM »
2.
Keep on going people!

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Off Topic / Metal's Minecraft Livestream
« on: December 18, 2010, 09:14:03 PM »
http://www.livestream.com/metalschannnel
Status: On
Host: Metal

Come on over!
Starting time: 9:32 CST

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Off Topic / Re: Internet maturity- let's count to 100.
« on: December 18, 2010, 09:12:55 PM »
93. Good luck!

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Forum Games / Re: [Game] Dungeon Crawlers! Working on the beginning!
« on: December 18, 2010, 07:05:03 PM »
Yes, it's obviously stupid because I thought it up...

...starfish
That's like being dissed on the internet to which you reply "that's because i'm black isn't it"
It's not stupid because you are you, it's stupid because it's stupid.

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Clan Discussion / Re: [PC] Pixel clan, img2brick? Hell no!
« on: December 18, 2010, 06:11:12 PM »
App Name: wat
BL name: Dr.Kirby^2
ID: 20525
Gallery Topic: none
Other: I crash when trying to upload images, so bear with me, I had to put a save instead. :(

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