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Off Topic / Demotivation Posters

« on: August 21, 2009, 02:00:08 AM »

I know it's old, but they are really fun to make. Post them here.
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php











(Yes I used Blockland pictures)

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Off Topic / My keyboard doesn't work.

« on: August 20, 2009, 06:08:46 PM »

I don't know what happened but only my fn key works. Please help.

Btw, I'm using the on-screen keyboard

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Off Topic / The people at my school suck D:

« on: August 20, 2009, 04:31:21 PM »

It's true. I'm am so tired of not having anyone that goes to my school play games and stuff on their PC. A few people that are my friends play those gay free Fps games but no one plays any real games. It's loving insane. I even told my friend about TF2 and he said the characters looked stupid and wouldn't play it. A lot of people play console games, but they all play 360 a few hours a week, but console gamers are stupid (CS with no gun game mod? That's gay.). I just really wish I could find someone that actually played the same games I do. Also none of my friends know what 4chan is. That annoys the stuff out of me. None of them participate in forums or anything, they just use Google or Wikipedia some times.


Sorry for this wall of text, but it's just so annoying.

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Suggestions & Requests / 2D Player Type

« on: August 20, 2009, 12:38:15 PM »

Space Guy had made this back in V8 but it was never ported into V9. I have been trying to make something like this, but I just can't figure it out. All I want is a player type that puts the camera on the ride side of the player (like in the old mario games) and prevents movement and looking on the X(?) axis. (It would allow players to move forward or backward and look up or down, but not look left or right or move left or right.)

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Drama / Darknight stole my D-day build

« on: August 19, 2009, 12:28:16 AM »

I'm not really sure about this, but it's VERY suspicious. I mean really. Allow me to explain what happened:

I saw his server and decided to see what it looked like. Only a few seconds after I joined I was banned. Suddenly I became suspicious. I started my own server and loaded up my D-day build. It's brick count was 300 away from mine, but that got me thinking. I removed all the junk I had behind the build (which I never removed due to laziness) and found the new brick count to be close. VERY CLOSE. It was actually within about 30 bricks. I decided to join his server using my other ID. I was not banned, and actually stayed for a while. However, I never spawned because he closed the server. I am amost sure he took my build, this is just too weird. Anyway, here's his name and ID:

Darknight (ID: 3545)

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Off Topic / Xpadder isn't finding my 360 controller.

« on: August 17, 2009, 12:09:58 AM »

It works with my Logitech controller, but Xpadder isn't finding my Madcats Xbox 360 controller. It was working 5 minutes ago, but now it doesn't. What the forget?

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Off Topic / Breast Feeding Doll for Little Girls

« on: August 16, 2009, 03:40:01 PM »

Haha, I just saw this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,537261,00.html#



That's just weird.

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Music / Mario Theme and (NES) Tetris Song

« on: August 15, 2009, 08:05:32 PM »

Here it is! The Mario theme song and that song "B" from the Nintendo's Tetris.

I'll admit that they are long, but I wanted to get the entire thing in there just like it is on the NES. Sorry if you don't like it, but these are classic songs ;D

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Off Topic / Punching a door is bad?

« on: August 14, 2009, 04:58:19 PM »

I was fighting with my door and I punched it and my dad came upstairs and hit me and slapped me and I got a black eye and he said I shouldn't hit doors.

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General Discussion / Castle Wars

« on: August 14, 2009, 12:59:31 PM »

The rules are simple. Don't die, and kill everyone else on the other teams. But what makes this not an average TDM? The weapons. Each team has it's own weapon that works best at a certain range. Allow me to explain...



Red Team:
Weapon: M4A1
Accuracy: 4/5
Damage: 2/5
Rate of fire: 5/5
Best range: Medium
Notes:
Try to avoid alerting these guys, because you will be greeted by a wall of bullets. Surprising them is the best way to kill them.

Green Team:
Weapon: Grenades (2)
Accuracy: 3/5
Damage: 5/5
Rate of fire: 1/5
Best Range: Medium
Notes:
Once you hear the sound of their grenades bouncing, you can bet that you will be dead in 5 seconds. Sometimes you can run away, but most of the time you can't. Luckily for you, they only have 2 grenades, and to get more they have to travel to the center of the map where they are easy targets.
 
Yellow Team
Weapon: Rifle
Accuracy: 5/5
Damage: 3/5
Rate of fire: 2/5
Best Range: Long
Notes:
Try to engage these guys at a close range, where their slow rate of fire makes them an easy target.

Blue Team
Weapon: DB shotgun
Accuracy: 1/5
Damage: 5/5
Rate of fire: 2/5
Best Range: Short
Notes:
Don't try fighting these guys if your close to them. Even at medium range their shotguns can be deadly. Try to attack them from long range where their shotguns will simply be useless noise makers.


Arena 1




Arena 2




I'm still working on this, but it's very balanced right now, And I'm afraid I will mess it up. I was going to give green a rocket launcher, but right now it's to powerful and fires too fast, so I'll try to make my own later. I'll get one of those nifty server image things in a minute, but the server should be up almost all of today. I'll get images too.

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Off Topic / Quizno's Toasty Torcreeps.

« on: August 08, 2009, 09:21:57 PM »

It is love in your mouth. I got the Italian one :D

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Off Topic / Windows has a lot of great features.

« on: August 08, 2009, 09:24:35 AM »

Microsoft really knows what gamers want.

Today I found a really awesome key they added. Let's say you're making some cool fort in Garry's mod, but want to leave without saving all your hard work. Simply press the Windows key! Not only does it immediately exit you from your game, you can't open up the game window again. And the best part is that you will often accidentally press it, so you don't even have to think about losing all your progress in a game because Windows does it for you.  Isn't that neat?

Also, I love the caps lock. It's like the shift key, but all the letters you type after hitting it are CAPITALIZED. This is really great for gaming, because of it's spot on the keyboard. You will often accidentally press it, and then when you attempt to talk to people, you will have to retype about half of your message once you realize that it is all caps. This is useful in FPS and MMO games, where a delayed message could get you killed. Want to request backup? After you are forced to retype your message, you won't need backup because you're already dead!

Isn't Microsoft wonderful?

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Drama / My Nice Conversation with Electronic

« on: August 07, 2009, 03:34:38 PM »

I would like to add that when he was cheating in his DM, I was banned shortly after killing him.

ID = 5734

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Off Topic / New computer?

« on: August 03, 2009, 03:38:09 PM »

I only have $400 to spend, and I'm wondering if this will be a good computer. Specs:

-Processor
AMD Athlon™ II X2 245 Dual-Core CPU w/ HyperTransport Technology AM3 & AM2+ support

-Memory
2 GB [1 GB X2] DDR2-800 PC6400 Memory Module Corsair-Value or Major Brand

-Video Card
ATI Radeon HD 4550 PCI-Express x16 - 512MB Single Card

Post anything else you need to know about it or what I should change.

I'm getting this from iBuypower.com btw.

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Music / Somebody's Watching Me

« on: August 01, 2009, 05:50:30 PM »

That song from that one Geico commercial.


Put the .ogg in your music folder.